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The episode in which the unintentional mage was unintentionally beheaded.
Throughout the ages, we have dispatched troops, one rebelled, the other was a thief and rebelled. Zhang Xianzong, a subordinate of Gu Xuanwu, defected and seized the military power in lightning speed. Gu Xuanwu was caught off guard and failed. Zhang Xianzong knew the truth of a slain man, and sent troops into the city to look for Gu Xuanwu.
Night enveloped the brightly lit Zhang Fu, and Zhang Xianzong had dinner with seven or eight wives. Yue, who just entered, didn't sit down. Eight aunts complained in public and expressed dissatisfaction with Yue, who was too late to come to the table and put on airs. Zhang Xianzong became more and more annoyed, so he simply left and went back to his room for dinner. One of the ladies took her rice bowl and called outside the house where Yue lived. The room was dark and no one answered. Yue leaves Zhang's home and goes to Yue Ya's residence. The new moon, which was preparing to sleep, was attacked by a paper man summoned by Yue. At the critical moment, she picked up the spell that fell to the ground and dispersed the paper man, but she didn't mean to drive Yue away. Two different people struggled all the way to a roof. Yue was charming and moved, and proposed to marry unintentionally. None of them are human, they are a match made in heaven.
Inadvertently warned Yue that he couldn't hurt Crescent Moon any more. Yue suddenly cut off half of Luo Qi's head. The accidental loss of half his head didn't kill him, but he came back safely.
Gu Xuanwu had no choice but to go to Crescent House, unwilling to go back to the door to hide, and afraid to enter the house. Crescent Moon and Gu Xuanwu saw that he only had half a head, so they could not help but take a gasp and unintentionally apologize to Crescent Moon, exposing his immortality. Crescent Moon once looked forward to having children with him, but he couldn't give Crescent Moon the life that ordinary people should have because of his own reasons. The fact is so cruel that the crescent moon's mood is close to collapse, so I tried my best to cook noodles and gave them to unintentionally.
If it were an ordinary person, his head would have been cut off in half and he would have died. He has no intention of repairing himself. He will restore his original appearance at some time. Because his head was cut off, he stayed in the woodshed and ate the dishes cooked by Crescent Moon every day.
Pearl followed Yue under the guidance of her eighth aunt and was killed by her. Afterwards, Yue returned to her room and lay in bed, and the scene of killing Pearl came to her mind. Eight aunts quarreled over Pearl's death. Although she suspected that the murderer was Yue, she could not find strong evidence. Zhang Xianzong has long been fascinated by it and never doubted it.
The crescent moon delivers food to the woodshed on time every day. I don't want to eat enough once, so I stare at the busy crescent moon outside along the gap of the woodpile.
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