Who can tell me a joke?

The cat was forced by life and sat in the cordate telosma hair salon opened by the fox. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon and shouted * *, and the cat vowed to die. The mouse was furious: I chased Lao Zi to death at the beginning, but now it's a prude to deliver it to my door. 2. In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Answer: Give it a fart to smell. Is the hand will cover your nose, and the rest is your feet. The whole class fell down. 3, a person always farts at work, and colleagues can't help but say: Can you keep quiet? Then I saw him sitting there trembling. Colleagues asked him what he was doing, and he replied, I am tuned to vibration now! The science teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Nobody knows?" At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said, "That's because it's calm and naturally cold." 5. Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when expressing their love. The spider roared, "Why? Why is this? " The ant said timidly, "My mother said that people who hang on the Internet all day are not good people!" " "6. When a woman is 8 years old, you should make up stories to put her to sleep. 18 years old, you have to make up a story to trick her into sleeping with you. At the age of 28, she will lie to you to sleep with her. 48 years old, you have to make up a story not to sleep with her. 7. After seeing the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boar. He saw that there were no pigs in the pigsty, so he touched his beard and said, Empty city plan! I turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. I was shocked: danger! Suddenly see you again, exultation: yo-ho, honey trap? ! A series of jokes