Funny stall jingle joke

Vendors who set up stalls will have their own set of selling jingles, funny classics to attract the audience. Here are the funny jingles I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Funny stalls jingle classic 2 yuan to buy affordable, this price is not expensive.

After 30 years of reform and opening up, even children have 2 yuan in their hands.

Everyone uses it, everyone uses it, and it is rare to touch it if you want to buy it.

As the saying goes, a thousand miles to send a dime, courtesy is light and affection is heavy.

Opportunity doesn't come every day. Do it when you should, lest you rush out and return empty-handed!

He who is willing to spend a little money is a good host.

Don't bargain, don't bargain, bargain cheat. Our factory has explained that we can't buy without 2 yuan, and the shopping malls sell 5 yuan, and we only sell 2 yuan money. This price won't be very high. Today, the factory is selling directly, not making everyone a penny, just for the promotion of the factory. It took you ten years to buy it home. Isn't this 2 yuan worth it?

If you want to buy or bring, pass by quickly. Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you should.

Unlike buying a refrigerator or freezer and having a family meeting with my wife for half a year;

Two dollars is not bad. If you buy a product, you have to buy a good one. If this comb is worth 2 yuan, you can see it clearly. ;

Today is an advertisement, and we didn't make any money. It took you ten years to buy it home, isn't it worth this 20 yuan?

For publicity and advertising, I don't earn anyone a penny!

This little money is not expensive, and you have to tip when you go to the toilet.

This comb is good. It's a treasure when you buy it home. It has been used continuously for 10 years, and it will not wear for 20 years. I can't use it all in my life, and I will continue to use it in my next life.

Buying goods depends on eyesight, and playing mahjong depends on luck; Trains rely on tension; Selling combs depends on credibility, and you will buy them when you use them well. ;

Hong Hushui waved, what do you want? What is this? There are always more than twenty styles. You have long hair and short hair. Thick hair and sparse hair; Straight hair and curly hair, as long as they are not bald, can be chosen correctly.

Because you buy it and I sell it by mutual consent.

Gold and silver cups are not as good as customers' reputation.

A father, a mother and a long neck.

Not selling fake salt, nor selling fake drugs, making fun of people's lives.

Say a thousand words, just four words: easy to use and durable!

Look, speak with facts.

Only qualified products leave the factory can be worthy of the people and the party.

It's not good enough to say it, but personal experience is true. You can choose one to try, experience it, and be satisfied after trying it.

We can tell at a glance whether it is wonderful or not.

Don't buy carrots and vegetables, all markets have them.

Hong Hushui waved, so you folded me. Never give up, keep twisting, no need to accompany, you have to pick one for free.

What do you think of my comb?

From ancient times to China and foreign countries, from the Republic of China to the present, you have never seen an unbreakable comb, have you?

Look at our packaging and appearance. It is fashionable and popular.

It is better to let the facts speak for themselves than rhetoric and loud boasting.

Outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, the quality of the cattle comb is first-class; The quality of beef tendon comb is the top melon. If you know this product, take it home. When you get home, your wife will praise you and say that you have bought so many combs, and this is the best one.

There are tickets by car and tickets by boat. We registered the laser anti-counterfeiting trademark and the comb with the trademark sold well all over the country.

A father, a mother, a thumb and a length are all the same. You can also try folding it.

Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good products are not afraid of face-to-face inspection.

Only by not deceiving the people and the party can qualified products leave the factory. As soon as our products leave the factory, those plastic combs will be laid off immediately

Products leave the factory only after passing the inspection, which is worthy of the people and the party.

It's not broken, it's not broken, it's broken. I'll accompany you on the spot 10 yuan 8 yuan.

Tell the truth, live broadcast.

I don't believe that the comb at the scene is folded in half. Heh, heh, heh, bend and twist hard. Buy it if you want. Don't save me face when you come. Do destructive experiments on the spot for you to see with your own eyes. You know everything.

I said no, everyone's eyes are on the leader.

Ten years and eight years can be passed on to the next generation. Although it is not a family heirloom, it is indispensable to everyone.

Look at it a thousand times, it is better to try one yourself and try it to ensure satisfaction; The sun shines on the earth, and the tendon gently combs your hair. It doesn't hurt the scalp, but it is better than a plastic comb.

Instead of selling fake cigarettes, fake wine and fake drinks, fake cigarettes, fake wine and fake drinks can be seen everywhere.

If you go to the supermarket to buy a comb, he won't give you a discount or give you a test. We can try it on the spot, or you can watch it on the spot.

It's not like selling fake cigarettes, fake wine and fake wine, making fun of people's lives

The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, which is needed by thousands of families; The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, so don't be fooled by buying our combs.

All the same. Are cows still divided into male and female?

Father and mother, melons on vines, are the same.

Outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, don't worry about combing your hair with beef tendon. It keeps folding and twisting. What are you worried about?

Zhao Benshan said: Don't look at the advertisement, look at the curative effect. Whether it is worth these two dollars depends on the effect.

Look at the latest articles of funny stalls, and don't miss them when passing by.

From south to north, those who have been to America, those who have been to Hong Kong,

Across the south, across the north, across the mountains, across the water,

Those who studied in school have been to America, and those who kissed in the street.

This product just came out and went to CCTV.

It's all over TV and newspapers, and people all over the country know it.