Henan dialect joke

★ Henan people go to Beijing to buy cloth.

Henan people asked the salesman, "How tender and miserable is this cloth?"

The salesman was puzzled.

People in Henan also said: Hard struggle is uneven.

The salesman threw it out in confusion.

Henan people are angry. They said, why are you so tender and confused? Guys, can you get me a light cow?

★ There is a horse girl in the tree.

It was dark at night, and there was a horse girl in the tree named Le Yi Hei. It's as light as a cucumber today. You hit the nail on the head at a glance! Don, if I want to give it to you, climb Russian hair. That's enough. It hurts to have someone take care of the summer edition of medicine.

That guy is boiling water.

A native of Henan came to xishuangbanna tourism and happened to meet the Water-sprinkling Festival. When he was walking, he was told to splash water all over his body. He swore, "Who's out?" ? Who's free? The tour guide told him: it is a blessing to throw water on you! He said: no! No way! The tour guide added: People are very enthusiastic. He shouted, no matter how enthusiastic you are ... that turtle is boiling water!

! ★ Female and male birds

There are two birds on the branch. "Ge Yiren," said the mother bird, "go aside and have a talk. It's estimated that my hair has withered." The male bird said, "Look at you poor bamboo, you can't beat the cow when you dry it!" The shoes are alive and alive! "

★ Dialect jokes

What do you have in your hand?

B: a broken cotton-padded jacket.

A: Can't you put it on?

B: sift the old bite.

A: I can't catch anything.

B: Suitable for all ages.

A: Can't you hang yourself?

B: The rope is always bad.

Will you hit the wall?

The wall keeps falling down.

★ How can I be useless?

It's dark at night. Let's go outside first. There are some distortions in the tree, and one effect calls for a happy day. Climbing the tree from Qingdao is enough, the wood stands steady, and an effect falls and knocks on the old cover, which hurts me to death. If it's really that beautiful, Fat Ni 'er will rub the beans for me, and the pain will go away. I think fat Ni 'er wants to sleep and doesn't peck like congratulations. Run to her house at dawn to find the goods: Fat Ni 'er! Fat Nell! When she saw me at the door, she blushed and asked, What's the matter with you? I went up and grabbed her chubby hand and said, let's have oil buns at the party. When I arrived at the fried bag stall, I touched the bag with both hands and took an empty shell. I am a fan of his. I scolded in my heart: fire, money on the pillow, I forgot to bring a rabbit grandson. I said: ok! Wood brings money. Fat Ni 'er said: I didn't grow pepper? What a nuisance! I won't talk for a while, alas! How can I be useless?

Beijingers teach Henan people to sing: "Sun, my great mother, you rise from the east and fall from the west every day ...! ""Then ask Henan people if they understand the meaning of the lyrics. Henan people say Beijingers: "Are you tired? It's too simple. Henan people then sang: "Sun! My mother-in-law, when you saw the sky sliding from the east and falling from the west, did you make the room panic? "

Two birds in the tree are in the valley.

The bird said to the bird: hey, you are piling up food over there, I'm going to leave home;

The bird said to the bird, Hey, Mushi, if you run away from home, I will catch you.

Embarrassed, the bird said to the bird, turtle sun, it's no use talking!