Interesting love motto

1. People offline will never know how long people online have been waiting for her ... I will do anything for my brother for a woman, anything for my brother.

Life without love is incomplete, and love without pain is not profound. Love enriches life, and pain sublimates love.

2. liking someone is painless. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

Sometimes, the greatest comfort in queuing for dinner in the dining hall is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.

4, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun … and it is the most famous in Tianjin … hehe …

6. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

7. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually ran naked in too many chefs for 20 years.

Sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship and don't talk to strangers, especially strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.

8. I was pulled out before I could participate.

9. Everything is fine with the rich, and everything is fine with the lover.

10, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

1 1. Good horses no longer eat grass, so good horses always starve.

12, I thought a bird couldn't fly across the sea because it didn't have the courage to cross it. Ten years later, I found that it was not the birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and I didn't wait. ...

13, love my family discount, free all year round!

14, when a woman cries, a man loses.

15, the only knife method that women should practice is the knife method of cutting vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

16, regret falling in love for four years in college, and regret not falling in love for a lifetime in college!

Some people put an end to the boredom of language, some people lost hope in despair, no one can love and don't want to fall in love with anyone. People who don't believe in love, just because they have crossed the ocean, are no longer understandable by ordinary people.

17, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

18, you are the sun in my heart, but it's raining ... you are the moon in my dream, but it's covered by clouds ... you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it's a pity that it has already bloomed ... you are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

19, I like people who are "half-hearted": they have love, confidence and responsibility for me; Talking creatively makes me "satisfied"!

It is not the distant mountains that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes.

2 1, women are pleasing to themselves, and men are poor to please themselves!

22. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

Perhaps the world is so elusive, and the beauty of the past may become an incomprehensible curse for thousands of years, but those bumpy and bitter experiences in the past can suddenly become your possession all the way.

24. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

Interesting love motto

Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will come to no good end.

-Tsinghua University bbs has such a "classic declaration of love"-a man never worries about his future until he finds a wife; A woman often worries about her future until she finds a husband.

In a truly happy marriage, friendship must be combined with love. -French writer Mo Luoya on happy marriage.

Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish. -bbs classic quotations

Love, only affection, can make people dare to give their lives for the people they love; This can be done not only by men, but also by women. Author: Plato

Eat food that your stomach can digest and marry a woman that you can support. The secret of a man's longevity

Lovers' life should be like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without anyone; Second, you can taste everything together. -This kind of chopsticks can only be durable ivory chopsticks, not disposable convenience chopsticks.

A man's saving money is a lover's relationship; Women pay money is a husband-wife relationship; Men and women rob money as friends. -The experience record of the restaurant waiter

Women are silly in front of love and like to be coaxed, while men show their love, the more they disregard their self-esteem, the more moving they are. -Men and women express love in different ways.

Marriage is not 1+ 1=2, but 0.5+0.5= 1. That is, two people cut off their respective personalities and shortcomings and then make do together. -the marriage formula of young writer Zhang Hong.

Sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship and don't talk to strangers, especially strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.

Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck. Love and marriage are fundamentally different.

The perfect product is in the advertisement, the perfect person is in the eulogy, the perfect love is in the novel and the perfect marriage is in the dream. Everyone wants perfection, but they can only pursue it, not expect it.

Sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship and don't talk to strangers, especially strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.

Love is fate, just like sleeping on a pillow, rainy days and long droughts; Love is missing, sometimes thinking about insomnia, sometimes smiling sweetly in dreams. May your love be sweet!

Love does not need to be grasped deliberately. The more you want to grasp your love, the easier it is to lose yourself, the principle of things, and the tolerance you should maintain. Therefore, love will become a form without beauty.

People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love. -Taiwan Province singer Chyi Chin's love story

A person's beauty lies not in his appearance, clothes or hairstyle, but in himself and his heart. If a person has no inner beauty, we often hate his beautiful appearance.

Difficult to love is moonlight, poetry, 365 thousand roses, plus eternity; A difficult marriage consists of books, certificates, 365,000 quarrels and patience. Hard life is not the above two. -Zhu Deyong Miao Yan Love, Marriage and Life

In love, some people "feel like they are dead"; In marriage, some people "feel like they are dead". Blind date is "distribution", love is "direct selling" and marriage is "bidding".

People's "love for the new" is only 30 days at most, so the newlyweds are called "the moon"; People can only endure 30 days at most, so the monthly salary is the standard. -young writer Wei Zi this interpretation of marriage.

What is romance? Knowing that the girl didn't love him, she gave her 999 roses.

Classic funny love motto

1, adhere to the absolute leadership of his wife. Wife always comes first, children second, dogs third and I fourth.

2, the wife is tasteless, the lover is too tired, and the young lady is too expensive.

If everyone looked down on their own joys and sorrows, there would be no Romeo and Oedipus in the world.

4. A man's four hopes: a cook at home, a nice office, a prostitute beside him and a young lady in the distance.

Memories are sad, expectations are lost, and the current passion is mixed with ecstasy and despair.

6, friendship is like pottery, broken can be repaired; Love is like a mirror, once broken, it is difficult to close it again.

7. I began to imagine the scroll on the wall, and the people in it tried to laugh at my despair.

Take good care of your wife and be a civilized husband, so that you can fight back, scold you and greet your cold face with a smile.

9. It's not the distant mountains that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes.

10, adult, break up when you are engaged, get married when you are new, and remarry when you get married.

1 1, four idiots: you can't hang yourself in love, you can't take medicine without illness or disaster, the contract is invalid, and you look at your mobile phone and giggle.

12, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind.

13. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

14, was pulled out before flirting.

15, when a woman cries, a man loses.

16, men are stupid: go home from work, earn money to spend, eat lobster, and leave a phone number for the lady.

17, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother.

18, the world is too big to meet you, and the world is too small to lose you.

19, sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship, and don't talk to strangers, especially strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.

True love is like a ghost Everyone is talking about it, but no one has really seen it.

2 1, I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day.

23. In love, someone dies; In marriage, some people regard death as death.

24. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

25. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

26. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

27. All is well for the rich and all is well for lovers.

28, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

29, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want?

I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

3 1, I like you. Not because I chose you, but because you chose me.

32. A man's face is his life resume, and a woman's face is her life income statement.

33. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

34. The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this knife method is more useful than any knife method.

35. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

36. The hero is sad about the beauty pass. I am not a hero. The beauty let me pass.

37. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

38. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has power; A bad woman is like an airbag. Once she uses it, there will be a crisis.

39. An egg can be painted countless times. Is a love ok?

40. I want to hold your hand and walk on the road of revolution. How can I express my love? Don't think I am ugly!

4 1, monopolize the firefly under the moon, illuminate a lonely place, and tell me in the snow that you will never come back.

42. It's not that you don't laugh. When you laugh, the powder falls off!

43. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.

44. She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow.

45, nothing to have a party for men and women, a couple who break up is a couple.

46. A man disguised as a woman is called a shemale, and a woman disguised as a man?

47. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I am sincere to you, love you is eternal, and it is impossible to marry you.

48. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years.

49. Four bane: wine is intestinal poison, color is bone scraping steel knife, gas is a tiger going down the mountain, and money is the bane.

50, the four basic rules: drinking basically depends on delivery, smoking basically depends on supply, wages basically do not move, and wives basically do not need it.

5 1, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

52. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

54. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

55. Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch around, and fourth-class men come home from work.

56. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are ribs, you can throw them both.

57. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

58. In the city, except for men who are sexually incompetent, they are all men who love incompetence. Apart from these two, there are only women left.

59. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

60. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!

Funny classic love motto

1, it is said that there are three new unfilial: studying literature, taking the postgraduate entrance examination, and having no object.

2. You are like a louse on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

God didn't take special care of me, and didn't abandon me, just playing with me.

Boy, you are my sister's man, so hang a card with me today!

5, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

6. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

7. Dear, please help me sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse.

8. I may not be the best, but is there any other choice now?

9. You will not be my girlfriend in this life, and I will be your son in the next life, so I won't kill you.

10, it's better to make money, and it's better to earn a lot more than me. By the way, it is easy without my support.

1 1. When a man foresees a woman, he will get lost; When a man foresees his wife, he will be confused.

12 What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

13, never met a real lover. The person I am looking for always turns off the lights.

14, I don't know if love is radioactive. Take one to the laboratory for experiment first!

15, didn't you see that I wanted to conquer the world, but I was conquered by love first?

16, holding shallots and peppers: boy, drink spicy food with my sister in the future!

17. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.

18, the greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

19, there are two kinds of wives: cute and hateful. There are two kinds of husbands: poor and ok.

20. Don't lose heart, my friend. Without her, I would sleep less in bed and cook less in the kitchen.

2 1, if loving you is a mistake, then I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

22. I didn't know until I met you that there is a feeling called attachment and a feeling called love. Happy Valentine's Day!

23. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

24, steamed bread is valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, if there are ribs, both can be thrown. Happy Valentine's Day!

25. When the left eye is closed, it is interested in you. Close your right eye and I will go with you. You can do anything you want when your eyes are closed.

26. When a man needs a challenge, he will get married. Once he gets married, all he needs is to bear the burden.

27. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, as hot as a kiss on the equator.

28, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, and I feel too sweet, which will lead to tooth decay.

29. Love and sympathy, like sand and gold, are mixed together, but I still have a clear distinction.

30. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle belly.

3 1, I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

32. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

33, vows of eternal love show determination, hug the girl to kiss, impulse to dizzy, the whole body like a cramp.

34. Deep and confused eyes, everyone is strange, and the campus is full of homosexuality.

35. The flowers in the wall are red outside the wall, so there is no way to pick flowers. If you want to spend, you have to thank, and a joy is empty.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

37. Are you missing or married? If you lose it, don't look for it. It's best to get married tied up!

Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.

39. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss.

40. Women are not drunk, men have no chance, men are not drunk, women have no tips, men and women are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the restaurant.

4 1, will you marry me? Raise your hand if you want to stand up, and lift your legs if you don't want to stand up.

42. I have never failed thousands of times. I just found thousands of ways to get love without success!

43. I know But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

44. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

45. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

46. Most men and women feel cheated after marriage. The only difference is that the wife decided to continue to let her husband be fooled.

47. I love you If you love me, then take these three words. If you don't love me, please give it back to me!

48. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence.

49. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is happiness, and accompanying you for life is inevitable.

50. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to build a sky of our own with you.

5 1, the sea does not dry up, the stone does not rot, my love, as long as you are happy, I will use them to change everything.

52. There is nothing wrong with the moon and the stars, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

53. The collision between heart and heart ignited the crackling sparks of Spring Festival branches, and we walked into the world of spring hand in hand.

54. People are really tired when they are alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, you have no fragrance when you eat, you get drunk easily when you drink, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money!

If you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of love, not for a day or a week, but forever.

56. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

57. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying!

58. On a beautiful spring day, I weave a string of past and sentimental attachment for you and weave a wreath of acacia.

When people stop believing in the myth of love, they get married. But they don't know that there is no apotheosis in marriage.

60. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

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