Look for funny examples of answering words in class.

The science class is taught by a very strict teacher. According to my conscience, the teacher's class is not bad, but there is one problem that the whole class hates: procrastination! So when the class was over, everyone was a little absent-minded At that time, the teacher was talking about chemical changes and physical changes. At the end of the class, the teacher asked such a question: "What are the characteristics of a substance when it changes chemically?" At that time, no one wanted to "listen to the sound". Because the class is almost over, if the teacher is not satisfied with the answer and delays everyone's precious class time, he will be beaten by a group, so the classroom is silent. Seeing that no one was willing to give her face, the teacher was anxious and called her nearest classmate to help her out. When the teacher looked at the unlucky classmate with trusting eyes, it happened that the guy was distracted just now and didn't hear the question. He is about to stand up and confess to his old classmates. Unexpectedly, the teacher urged another classic ellipsis: "What time is it?" Probably, this classmate went crazy after class, thinking that the teacher had a conscience, and wanted to ring the bell after class, so this classmate raised his hand very hard, looked at his watch, and then reported to the teacher with a serious face: "1 1: 45." (We 1 1: 45. )

Then you have to imagine the scene in the classroom, where the whole class laughs and the primary school students write "funny class classics".

The following is the dialogue between the teacher and the classmates. Let's call them handsome boys for the time being.

Teacher: "Why are you late?"

Handsome guy: "..."

Teacher: "Let me ask you something. Why are you late? "

Handsome guy: "..."

"bang." The teacher closed the door. Handsome boy continues to drink northwest wind.

After a long time, the teacher's duty awakened the teacher's conscience, and she decided to let the handsome boy in as long as he was willing to admit his mistake.

Teacher: "Why are you late?"

The weather is very cold, and the handsome boy dare not be silent any more: "The chain of the bicycle has fallen off." He added, "I ran here."

It can be seen that the handsome guy has the meaning of giving in.

"I asked you why you didn't answer just now?"

"You didn't give me a chance to explain!" The handsome boy raised his decibel.

"You have a reason to be late, interrupting our class!"

"Who will be late for no reason? I have a reason, I don't want to be late. "

"Do you want to continue arguing with me?" The teacher wants to overwhelm the truth with seniority.

"……"

"Do you want to come in?" The teacher has something to say. Please stand down. But in my opinion, the word "feel" is really redundant!

"……"

"It's up to you. Do you want to come in or stand at the door? "

After the teacher finished speaking, he walked to the podium. Our eyes focused on that handsome guy. He suddenly burst out with a cool sentence: "I tell you, what I need is understanding, not sympathy." Laugh!

Unfortunately, there is no karaoke station in the school, otherwise I will give him a song "I am a Wolf from the North"!

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