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What wonderful words have you seen printed on T-shirts?

God gave me a pair of eyes, but I use them to see my sister ...

When I go out and meet my sister, I look at my legs first and my face. If my legs and face look good, I will look at my clothes. This look, let me see many interesting things.

First of all, this dress is printed with "It is better to have a dog than to fall in love" on the front. When I went out that day, I saw a sister holding a boy's hand in this dress. It was said to be effective, and many people stopped along the way, and then cast pity eyes on the boy. The boy's expression is also very helpless, so it's my fault to have such a girlfriend ......

Ask for the shadow area in the boy's heart. (I have a girlfriend and a fart shadow! )

and this one, which says "obscene development, don't wave." As soon as I saw it, I wanted to go up and strike up a conversation: "Do you need a teammate who plays the glory of the king very well?" I'll beat the wild thief 6, hold on, we can win. "

Of course, interesting words are not only on girls' clothes, but also many boys have a special liking for these wonderful clothes, because they can be used to attract many people's attention and show off.

"I am your father." I am your father. There should be no more sarcastic words than this. When you walk on the road and see someone wearing such clothes, you can't help but want to give him a knife. You must beat him black and blue, so that he doesn't even know his father. It makes you want to take advantage of me.

This is a dress that has been lying in my shopping cart for a long time. I have been struggling for a long time. Should I buy it? Or buy it? Or buy it? Finally, think about it, is it too ridiculous to go out dressed like this? What if someone thinks I'm "Hentai"? After all, I am an honest man. ......