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Look down on the classic quotations of brothers

1, brother is when you need help most, he will appear at the first time. He may not be able to help you, but he will certainly appear, stand by and watch you cry, laugh and suffer with you forever.

2. Brothers don't "help" you do things, but "help you do things".

Brothers don't laugh happily with you, but cry sadly with you.

Brothers don't celebrate your victory, but accompany you through the difficulties.

5, brother is to put your mobile phone home phone Q MSN birthday blood type home address and your parents' mobile phone number in your mobile phone.

6. A brother is someone who laughs at you when you are thrown down, but is too tired to carry you home.

7. A brother is someone who gives you the most comfortable sofa and then sits on your lap with a shy face.

8. A brother always talks about "men don't cry easily", but they cry like children in front of you.

9. A brother is someone who insists on wearing your underwear, but laughs at the fact that your underwear is too small.

10, the brothers just stick out their tongues to apologize to you, no matter how much trouble they have caused you, instead of crying for forgiveness.

1 1. A brother is a person who accepts the gift you gave him without saying thank you.

12, a brother is someone who doesn't have the same hobbies as you and forces himself to be interested in what you like.

13, a brother is the person who sleeps with friends at your house, lets girls sleep on the sofa, boys sleep on the sofa, and he sleeps with you on the floor.

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About brothers but cry with you (2)

14, a brother is someone who will tease you in a roundabout way and won't let you down.

15, a brother is someone who mercilessly criticizes the team you support while watching the ball and doesn't give you a chance to talk back.

16, brother is the person who was caught by the teacher when you handed him information during the exam. He said he forced you to do so himself.

17, brothers can give up the whole world for a woman, or they can give up that woman for you.

18, a brother is the first person to jump out to help you when he is fine and lean back and call you an idiot.

19, brother is the one who scolded your ancestors for eighteen generations when quarreling with you, and leaned his middle finger on SBJB, which made you feel ashamed, but you just couldn't hate it.

20. Brother, you brought the extra-curricular books to school and were found by the teacher, but he said the books were his and insisted on helping you get them back.

2 1, brother, that is, you call him in the middle of the night. He first asks you nervously what's wrong, and then starts complaining about you after learning that it's nothing.

22. A brother is the first person who applauds and laughs the loudest when you make a fool of yourself, but he is the only one who is willing to help you after laughing.

23. A brother is someone who takes you home without regrets when you get drunk and throw up all over him.

24. A brother is a person who chews a hamburger twice and then keeps chewing.

25. A brother is happy because you are happy, but he is sad and doesn't want you to be sad with him.

26. A brother is the first person you want to tell when you are in trouble. He just called you an idiot and blamed you for finding something for him. The next day, you found that he helped you with all the big and small things.

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About brothers, but crying with you.

27, brother, you have something on your mind to find him out to share wine, he advised you to drink less, saying that drinking too much is not good for your health, and as a result, he drank more than you.

28. A brother is the kind of person who scolds you at ordinary times and claims that he won't disturb others as soon as he sees you, but when you are upset, he can accompany you to drink beer until dawn.

29, brothers generally say that you can't sing five notes, but it's worse than anyone to compete with you for a microphone in KTV.

30. A brother is someone who sleeps in your bed and won't let you sleep on the sofa.

3 1, a brother is the first person who wants to give you something delicious and interesting.

32. A brother is the first person to stand up and take it out for you when you are bullied and scared to pee your pants.

33. A brother is someone who sends 1000 messages to comfort you when you are lovelorn, and then laughs at your lovelorn appearance.

34. A brother is a person who grabs a cigarette and says smoking is not good, but smokes it himself when you are depressed and want to smoke.

35. A brother is a man who drinks his own wine but wants two glasses.

36. A brother never tells you when he is wronged, but he is the first to refuse when you are wronged.

37. A brother is someone who is still wondering if you will encounter the same difficulties when he encounters difficulties.

38. A brother will never leave you easily. Even if he is forced to leave in 1980, he will still miss you.