Rural funny blind date joke sketch

Matchmaker's funny sketch, matchmaker's funny sketch script (introduction object)

Character introduction: Dani, Erleng, Zhao Matchmaker.

Description of props: a coffee table, two chairs, a dresser, scarf, sunglasses, eyebrow pencil, red paper, writing brush, ink, carton for cigarettes and carton for wine.

Time description: daytime

Exterior Description: There are two scenes outside Dany's house and Dany's house.

Script:

Danny: How can you lose the chain at a critical moment? I'm not afraid of jokes when I say it. I don't know how many times you said this kind of blind date. Why am I still nervous today? It was this Zhao Dajie who fooled this person so well that I lost my confidence. No, no matter how good he is, I will do something to give him a comprehensive test. Forget it, put on a little makeup (draw a mole on your face, tie a headscarf and wear sunglasses).

Erleng: My name is Erleng, and I'm 28 this year. Today, Sister Zhao introduced me to an object. I hear it's beautiful! Does everyone know sister Zhao? She is a famous matchmaker in Shili village here! The media she sponsored, a guarantee was successful, and the married people she introduced have not been divorced until now, and people give them the nickname-guarantee! So my blind date today must be treated specially! Sister Zhao hasn't come yet? Oh, there are still three minutes. During this time, I have to establish my professional style first. My left hand is six, my right hand is seven, my left foot touches the ground, and my right foot draws a circle. All right.

Matchmaker Zhao: (pretending not to recognize) Where is this man? Why hasn't he come yet?

Erleng: Elder sister, I'm here.

Matchmaker Zhao: Tell me about your children. What are you doing during the New Year? Why not learn from Zhao Benshan? Why do you pretend to be like him?

Erleng: Elder sister, this is called a test, you know? How difficult it is to get a good wife now. Beautiful people can't go to the kitchen, people who can go to the kitchen have no opinions, people who have opinions have no femininity, and people who have femininity are not at ease, and they are not at ease when they look at it. What do you say if I don't watch the whole show?

Matchmaker Zhao: You still want the whole scene with this one-inch photo! You just worry me! Brother, you have been picking since you were eighteen, and now you are an older man! Stop picking. Let me tell you something about my last wife. Let's live a good life.

Erlang: Sister, it's not your time yet. How realistic this woman is now. This is my way of pursuing true love! If he likes me so much, then this woman can't be wrong.

Matchmaker Zhao: Fuck you, idiot, will you be serious?

Erlang: Sister, just look, haven't you heard-it's not that there is no true love in the world, but that men are not bad enough! Oh, by the way, don't praise me in front of her (knocking at the door)

Matchmaker Zhao: Go away.

Danny: Ah, here we are.

Matchmaker Zhao: Why don't you go first?

Erlang: Please go ahead. I tend sheep every day and am used to walking behind animals.

Matchmaker Zhao: Huh? ! Find a fight! (Zhao Jie frowned after seeing Dadani one leng)

Dany: Sister Zhao, is this the person you introduced me to? How can you introduce me to such a person? ! Why did you lie to me?

Erleng: Because of this, it is scientific. Because of this, the reason is very simple. Leather pants and cotton pants must have a reason. Either cotton trousers are thin or leather trousers are hairless.

Dani: (from dismissing to squinting at him, looking up and down, telling the audience) Hum, it's not polio with thick arms and legs! It looks fake! I met my opponent today, huh? Who's afraid of who? Come on, sister Zhao, please come in, sit on the kang and eat whatever you want. (Zhao Jie shakes her head in pain and helplessness)

Erlang: Sister, the wart on your face is really bad.

Dany: (staring at him) Sister, is this the man you said looks like a thief?

Erleng: My nickname is Erleng and my name is Leng. I am 28 years old, and I look as beautiful as Chow Yun Fat and Andy Lau.

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Story outline:

Dani and Erleng are both older young people in rural areas, and they both went on blind dates based on the principle of finding true love, so they failed many times. This time, Erleng invited Zhao Dajie, the most famous matchmaker in the village, to introduce her. Sister Zhao praised each other very well in both men and women, hoping that both sides would succeed, but Dani and Erlang insisted on their own opinions and foolishly showed their worst side to each other, which was not attracted by the young people who pay attention to reality now. Sister Zhao thinks that this media may not be able to keep it today, and she is very anxious. The more she beat around the bush on both sides, the more they wrangled with each other. After several contests, it is surprising that both sides seem to have found a bosom friend and both feel that the other side is their own dish! Sister Zhao, the matchmaker, actually guaranteed the media! She was excited and happy to think that she would not accept a thank-you gift this time, and she was still hesitating, but she didn't expect Dany to really only give her a pair of couplets, which made her laugh and cry. ...