Funny sentences in the first grade of primary school

1.？ I ran so fast yesterday that I almost disappeared!

2.？ Ah! Desk, why do you always have a problem with me? What's the vendetta?

3.？ Today, I found that I have a super power, that is, every time I whistle, my cat will come and wag its tail!

4.？ I ate so many red peppers that my face turned to flowers. Now I'm Miss Flower!

5.？ At school, I flew directly to the classroom like a bird. The teacher almost fainted!

6.？ When I got up this morning, my hair was so high that I could touch the ceiling. I'm ready to be Captain Jack.

7.？ I fell asleep in class yesterday. The teacher is so great that I didn't realize I was a super sleeping god!

8.？ My mother says I am a star, because I always shine like a little superstar!

9.？ My schoolbag has a big mouth, so I can't put down my Big Mac sandwich. I have to take it to school!

10.？ I let the wind run around the playground yesterday, and everyone called me "Flying trapeze in the wind"!

1 1. I describe myself in three sentences: I am not very handsome, I have no money, and I have a kind heart.

12. I think I am the cleverest in our family, because my mother always says "You are the cleverest child in our family".

13. Dad says he is smart because he can handle everything, including my mother's bad temper.

14. I like my little dog because it wags its tail every time it sees me, but I don't like its tail because it always makes me dirty.