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Chinese (the answer is near) is fast. Tonight 100 points will be awarded 200 (later).

one

Use "you are poor, but strong;" You study poorly, but you will work hard; You can't speak, but try to learn sign language. "

Use "there is no problem that cannot be done; Only those who don't listen in class; But you can still ask questions in time. "

If you work hard, you will succeed.

Use "although I can't write; But you can learn. "

Use "because you paid; So you will succeed. "

two

Combine understanding, imitate example sentences and write two more such sentences.

Ex.: As long as you are here, I am here, everyone is here, and blessings are always there!

1. As long as I am here, you are here, and he (she) is here, harmony will grow!

As long as there is no war, no dispute and no sin, peace will exist forever!

three

Fill in the blanks with the correct words.

The (towering) rock is happy (singing and dancing)

(plump) fruit shyly (burying his face)

Dew (crystal clear) warm (hospitality)

Breathing (fresh) is tight (pulling)

The (flowing) stream is flying (flying)

The (bright) moonlight is discussed (very prosperous)

(Holy) Glory cried (with tears streaming down her face)

A sad (sad) face

A faint (ferocious) expression.

(Colored) Large painted face (stern) eyes

(tense) atmosphere (unusual) spirit

A crescent moon has a (huge) posture (like a disk).

(Terrible) Fear (Rough Hands)

four

1. Appreciate the fortress (Qin Guanmingyue, the Long March people have not returned. If Wei Qing, who attacked Longcheng, and Li Guang, the flying general, were alive today, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to spend their horses in Yinshan. ) The last two sentences contain many meanings.

2. Tell the general idea of the poem "Liangzhou Ci" in modern language (the wine in the luminous glass, you want to drink pipa immediately, you can't laugh when you are drunk in the sand, and you have fought several times since ancient times): the newly brewed wine is full of luminous glasses;

Just want to drink heartily, immediately pipa remind.

Please don't laugh even if you are drunk on the battlefield;

How many men have come back alive since ancient times?

3. Tell me about your feelings about the war situation and soldiers' performance in the poem (Liangzhou Ci, luminous glass of grapes and wine, urging you to drink pipa immediately, lying drunk on the battlefield, and fighting several times in ancient times): It is very subtle and tortuous to express soldiers' grief of being tired of war by drinking before the war.

4. What do you mean by "total" and "affection" in Zheng Banqiao and Zhu Mo's poems? Forever and ever. Love is the author's emotion.

And what kind of feelings does this poem express? It expresses Zheng Xie's sincere feelings of caring for the people. However, out of concern for the victims, he opened a warehouse for disaster relief without authorization, which really infringed on the direct interests of corrupt officials and was falsely accused of dismissal.

Five (must be two sentences, with a beginning and an end)

Xiao Ming wants a remote control car very much. He tries his best to make his father think of one.

The Japanese invaded China with thousands of troops, but they were defeated by China.

Make sentences in the same way: customers often refuse people who come to promote products or services, and sometimes they can even beat off all salesmen for the same reason.

The Red Army crossed the Qian Shan and finally completed the 25,000-mile long March in Li Long.

We interviewed his grandmother, and at that time, there were too many things for him to say.

Make sentences with hardship: the money of overseas Chinese is hard to come by, because they have worked hard and accumulated it.

No matter how many places you have been and seen, one thing is true: traveling will make people more and more crazy and want to go.

Interviewee: cyk 0204- New to Jianghu 2-9 15:05

1

"Although you are smart, you don't use your head; Although you have many points, but not many; You are very depressed, and I am confused, and you can't help it. "

"Not so good; Only better; But it can be done very well. "

"If I can only live for one day, let me miss you for one day."

"Although you have no money; But you are very chic. "

"Because of love; So love. "

2

As long as you are good, I am good and everyone is good, so much the better!

three

Fill in the blanks with the correct words.

The (majestic) rock lives happily.

The fruit of (midsummer) hung its head shyly.

Dew (transparent) enthusiasm (unrestrained)

Breathe (weakly) tightly (hug)

The (clear) stream flows (at full speed)

(White) Moonlight Forum (X)

(Brilliant) Glory is shouting (telling)

(x)' s elegy (smiling) face

A (brilliant) faint (numb) expression

(x) big face (fierce eyes)

A lively atmosphere (heroism)

(10) posture (10) new moon

(Thick) Fear (Warm) Hands

four

1. Appreciate the fortress (Qin Guanmingyue, the Long March people have not returned. If Wei Qing, who attacked Longcheng, and Li Guang, the flying general, were alive today, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to spend their horses in Yinshan. ) a variety of meanings contained after two sentences.

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2. Tell the general idea of the poem "Liangzhou Ci" in modern language (wine, wine, luminous cup, urge you to drink pipa immediately, don't laugh when you are drunk in the sand, and there have been several arguments since ancient times).

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3. Tell me about your feelings about the war situation and the performance of the soldiers in the poem (Liangzhou Ci, luminous glass of wine, urging you to drink pipa immediately, lying drunk on the battlefield, fighting several times in ancient times).

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4. What do you mean by "total" and "affection" in Zheng Banqiao and Zhu Mo's poems? And what kind of feelings does this poem express?

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Thank you if you don't want me to write a composition. ,。 . .

Interviewee: Li Shaohui 163- Scholar Level 3 2-9 15:39

Although you are lazy, you are smart.

No one will help you because you have too many problems.

If no one helps you, you have to do it yourself ~ ~ ~

Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~

Defendant: Dorian-probation period level 1 2-9 16:0 1.

Let's call it a day. What will happen tomorrow?

Interviewee: Lan Ye-Chief Operating Officer1Level 3 2-9 16:38.

It's so easy ~

Interviewee: Yu 199 1- Magic Apprentice Level 1 2-9 17:30.

It's so easy ~

Respondent: Jiao Nan-probationary period level 1 2-9 19:28.

One:

You can't grow into a proud pine and cypress, but you can be a fragrant wild flower.

You can't wade into the surging Yangtze River, but you can become a trickle.

You can't be a dazzling sun, but you can be called a twinkling star.

There is no blazing bonfire, only cold silence, but we can snuggle together and tell distant stories.

If there is still a little hope, we must fight to the end.

Although the Spring Festival has arrived, there is no lively atmosphere.

Because the sun is burning, cicadas are getting more and more annoying.

Two:

As long as orioles are there, wicker is there, peach blossoms are there, and spring is always there.

The rock is (waving) happily.

The (huge) fruit shyly (smiles)

Dew (crystal) is warm (greeting)

The breath (in spring) is tight (snuggling)

The (gurgling) water is very fast.

Moonlight is being discussed (fiercely).

Crying (heartbreaking) for the dazzling brilliance.

A sad (kind) face

A (striking) relaxed (embarrassed) expression

Big face (cute) and melancholy eyes.

(awkward) atmosphere (extraordinary) spirit

(aggressive) posture (bright) new moon

(subtle) fear (white hands)

four

1. Appreciate the fortress (Qin Guanmingyue, the Long March people have not returned. If Wei Qing, who attacked Longcheng, and Li Guang, the flying general, were alive today, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to spend their horses in Yinshan. ) The last two sentences contain many meanings.

"But make Longcheng fly, and don't teach Huma to cross the Yinshan Mountain." As long as Li Guang, the flying general guarding Liuzhou, is still alive, he won't let the Hu people's cavalry cross the Yinshan Mountain. "Dragon City Flying General Army" refers to Li Guang, a famous soldier who was guarding Lulong City by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. He was brave and good at fighting, and defeated Xiongnu many times. "Don't teach" is not allowed, and the word "teach" is pronounced flat; "Huma" here refers to the cavalry invaded by foreign countries. "crossing Yinshan", crossing Yinshan. Yinshan Mountain is a big mountain range in the east-west direction in the north, and it is the natural barrier of the northern border defense in Han Dynasty. The last two sentences are written implicitly and skillfully, which makes people draw the necessary conclusions by comparing the past.

2. Tell the general idea of the poem "Liangzhou Ci" in modern language (wine, wine, luminous cup, urge you to drink pipa immediately, don't laugh when you are drunk in the sand, and there have been several arguments since ancient times).

The luminous glass is full of grapes and wine, and you can drink it at any time. The sound of the first battle of frontier fortress rings, and you are drunk on the battlefield. Don't be ridiculous, how many people who have gone to war since ancient times can successfully return?

3. Tell me about your feelings about the war situation and the performance of the soldiers in the poem (Liangzhou Ci, luminous glass of wine, urging you to drink pipa immediately, lying drunk on the battlefield, fighting several times in ancient times).

"Poetry" is a famous song describing the cold side scenery. The whole poem is about a feast in the hard and desolate frontier fortress, depicting the scene of soliciting customers to drink and get drunk. The first sentence is gorgeous and beautiful, with a clear and pleasant tone, showing the luxury of the feast; In a word, use the word "want to drink" to write a warm scene, and the banquet deliberately exaggerates the atmosphere with music. Three or four sentences were written to the utmost to persuade people to be considerate, to persuade people to drink, to enjoy themselves, to forget their worries, and to be bold and broad-minded. Heng Tang retired and commented, "Being broad-minded makes me feel sad." Commentators always think that they are sad, sentimental and hate fighting. Shi Buhua's "Poems of Servitude" in Qing Dynasty commented: "It is easy to read sad words, but wonderful to read interesting words. Learners understand. " Judging from the content, there is no language that hates military career, and there is no intention to lament the passing of life. It is nothing more than the difficulty of fighting for pain, which is called sadness and seems to be reluctant to part.

4. What do you mean by "total" and "affection" in Zheng Banqiao and Zhu Mo's poems? And what kind of feelings does this poem express?

On the surface, these two poems are about bamboo, which means: we small state and county officials, the branches and leaves of bamboo outside the yamen bedroom, all affect our feelings. The actual meaning is: although we are only small state and county officials, every move of the people affects our feelings. This fully reflects Zheng Banqiao's concern for people's sufferings.

This poem was presented by Zheng Banqiao when he was the magistrate of a county in wei county, Shandong Province in 11 or 12 years. One or two sentences are figurative. The first sentence, "My yamen lies listening to the rustling bamboo", is written by the author lying in my yamen's study and hearing the breeze blowing bamboo outside the window, giving people a very bleak and chilly feeling. The second sentence, "Doubt is the voice of people's sufferings", is the association generated by the author's cold bamboo sound. The author thinks of the sufferings of ordinary people from the sound of wind and bamboo in nature, which seems to be the sobbing of ordinary people struggling in hunger and cold, and fully embodies the author's love for the people in the hearts of the government. Speak your mind in three or four sentences. The third sentence, "some officials in Caozhou County", not only describes themselves, but also includes them. It can be seen that it is "parents" who want to solve their worries for the people. This poem broadens the connotation of poetry. The fourth sentence, "One branch and one leaf always care about feelings", not only takes care of Feng Zhu's calligraphy and painting poems, but also places deep feelings on them. Every bit of common people is closely related to "parents"! Zheng Banqiao's poem on painting is linked with the sufferings of people's lives through the swaying sound of the wind and the bamboo, and it places the author's deep concern and sympathy for people's destiny. It is really commendable that an official in the feudal era has such deep feelings for the working people.

five

The Kuomintang tried every means to force the * * * production party to surrender and eventually failed.

The storm pounded the eaves like a tribe.

Nowadays, children write the same articles, so we should put an end to them in time.

He trudged through Qian Shan and finally reached his destination.

The case is so complicated that he is absorbed in thinking.

After many hardships, Tang Priest finally got the true scriptures.

It's true. You have to believe me.

Responder: The rain is still drunk, and the flowers are still fragrant-Manager Level 5 2-9 20:36

Very difficult

Responder: dragon-biting pig no 1- trainee magician level 2-9 2 1:29.

Push, sweat! !

Responder: Happy Every Day 035- Juren Level 4 2-9 22:09

This kind of question is also asked, Han. You are studying easily now.

Respondent: 25 1896609- level 3 assistant 2-9 23:36

one

Use "you are poor, but strong;" You study poorly, but you will work hard; You can't speak, but try to learn sign language. "

Use "there is no problem that cannot be done; Only those who don't listen in class; But you can still ask questions in time. "

If you work hard, you will succeed.

Use "although I can't write; But you can learn. "

Use "because you paid; So you will succeed. "

two

Combine understanding, imitate example sentences and write two more such sentences.

Ex.: As long as you are here, I am here, everyone is here, and blessings are always there!

1. As long as I am here, you are here, and he (she) is here, harmony will grow!

As long as there is no war, no dispute and no sin, peace will exist forever!

three

Fill in the blanks with the correct words.

The (towering) rock is happy (singing and dancing)

(plump) fruit shyly (burying his face)

Dew (crystal clear) warm (hospitality)

Breathing (fresh) is tight (pulling)

The (flowing) stream is flying (flying)

The (bright) moonlight is discussed (very prosperous)

(Holy) Glory cried (with tears streaming down her face)

A sad (sad) face

A faint (ferocious) expression.

(Colored) Large painted face (stern) eyes

(tense) atmosphere (unusual) spirit

A crescent moon has a (huge) posture (like a disk).

(Terrible) Fear (Rough Hands)

four

1. Appreciate the fortress (Qin Guanmingyue, the Long March people have not returned. If Wei Qing, who attacked Longcheng, and Li Guang, the flying general, were alive today, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to spend their horses in Yinshan. ) The last two sentences contain many meanings.

"But make Longcheng fly, and don't teach Huma to cross the Yinshan Mountain." As long as Li Guang, the flying general guarding Liuzhou, is still alive, he won't let the Hu people's cavalry cross the Yinshan Mountain. "Dragon City Flying General Army" refers to Li Guang, a famous soldier who was guarding Lulong City by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. He was brave and good at fighting, and defeated Xiongnu many times. "Don't teach" is not allowed, and the word "teach" is pronounced flat; "Huma" here refers to the cavalry invaded by foreign countries. "crossing Yinshan", crossing Yinshan. Yinshan Mountain is a big mountain range in the east-west direction in the north, and it is the natural barrier of the northern border defense in Han Dynasty. The last two sentences are written implicitly and skillfully, which makes people draw the necessary conclusions by comparing the past.

2. Tell the general idea of the poem "Liangzhou Ci" in modern language (wine, wine, luminous cup, urge you to drink pipa immediately, don't laugh when you are drunk in the sand, and there have been several arguments since ancient times).

The luminous glass is full of grapes and wine, and you can drink it at any time. The sound of the first battle of frontier fortress rings, and you are drunk on the battlefield. Don't be ridiculous, how many people who have gone to war since ancient times can successfully return?

3. Tell me about your feelings about the war situation and the performance of the soldiers in the poem (Liangzhou Ci, luminous glass of wine, urging you to drink pipa immediately, lying drunk on the battlefield, fighting several times in ancient times).

"Poetry" is a famous song describing the cold side scenery. The whole poem is about a feast in the hard and desolate frontier fortress, depicting the scene of soliciting customers to drink and get drunk. The first sentence is gorgeous and beautiful, with a clear and pleasant tone, showing the luxury of the feast; In a word, use the word "want to drink" to write a warm scene, and the banquet deliberately exaggerates the atmosphere with music. Three or four sentences were written to the utmost to persuade people to be considerate, to persuade people to drink, to enjoy themselves, to forget their worries, and to be bold and broad-minded. Heng Tang retired and commented, "Being broad-minded makes me feel sad." Commentators always think that they are sad, sentimental and hate fighting. Shi Buhua's "Poems of Servitude" in Qing Dynasty commented: "It is easy to read sad words, but wonderful to read interesting words. Learners understand. " Judging from the content, there is no language that hates military career, and there is no intention to lament the passing of life. It is nothing more than the difficulty of fighting for pain, which is called sadness and seems to be reluctant to part.

4. What do you mean by "total" and "affection" in Zheng Banqiao and Zhu Mo's poems? And what kind of feelings does this poem express?

On the surface, these two poems are about bamboo, which means: we small state and county officials, the branches and leaves of bamboo outside the yamen bedroom, all affect our feelings. The actual meaning is: although we are only small state and county officials, every move of the people affects our feelings. This fully reflects Zheng Banqiao's concern for people's sufferings.

This poem was presented by Zheng Banqiao when he was the magistrate of a county in wei county, Shandong Province in 11 or 12 years. One or two sentences are figurative. The first sentence, "My yamen is lying listening to the rustling bamboo", is written by the author lying in my yamen's study and hearing the breeze blowing bamboo outside the window, giving people a very bleak and chilly feeling. The second sentence, "Doubt is the voice of people's sufferings", is the association generated by the author's cold bamboo sound. The author thinks of the sufferings of ordinary people from the sound of wind and bamboo in nature, which seems to be the sobbing of ordinary people struggling in hunger and cold, and fully embodies the author's love for the people in the hearts of the government. Speak your mind in three or four sentences. The third sentence, "some officials in Caozhou County", not only describes themselves, but also includes them. It can be seen that it is "parents" who want to solve their worries for the people. This poem broadens the connotation of poetry. The fourth sentence, "One branch and one leaf always care about feelings", not only takes care of Feng Zhu's calligraphy and painting poems, but also places deep feelings on them. Every bit of common people is closely related to "parents"! Zheng Banqiao's poem on painting is linked with the sufferings of people's lives through the swaying sound of the wind and the bamboo, and it places the author's deep concern and sympathy for people's destiny. It is really commendable that an official in the feudal era has such deep feelings for the working people.

Five (must be two sentences, with a beginning and an end)

Xiao Ming wants a remote control car very much. He tries his best to make his father think of one.

The Japanese invaded China with thousands of troops, but they were defeated by China.

Make sentences in the same way: customers often refuse people who come to promote products or services, and sometimes they can even beat off all salesmen for the same reason.

The Red Army crossed the Qian Shan and finally completed the 25,000-mile long March in Li Long.

We interviewed his grandmother, and at that time, there were too many things for him to say.

Make sentences with hardship: the money of overseas Chinese is hard to come by, because they have worked hard and accumulated.

No matter how many places you have been and seen, one thing is true: traveling will make people more and more crazy and want to go.

Responder: Cool breeze-trainee magician level 2-10 1 1:24.

Such questions are worth 200 points, too many!

Respondent: 656033066- Assistant II-10 15:37

one

You are poor, but strong; You study poorly, but you will work hard; You can't speak, but try to learn sign language.

Nothing is impossible; Only those who don't work hard; But if it can be corrected in time, it is still possible.

If you don't listen in class, you can't work out the problem.

Although I can't walk; But you can try.

Because you are cultivated; So you'll get something.

two

1. As long as I am here, you are here, and he is here, harmony will grow!

As long as there is no war, no dispute and no sin, peace will exist forever!

three

Fill in the blanks with the correct words.

The (rough) rock said happily.

(plump) fruit shyly (burying his face)

Dew (crystal clear) warm (hospitality)

Breathing (fresh) is tight (pulling)

The (flowing) stream is flying (flying)

The (bright) moonlight is discussed (very prosperous)

(Holy) Glory cried (with tears streaming down her face)

A sad (sad) face

A faint (ferocious) expression.

(Colored) Large painted face (stern) eyes

(tense) atmosphere (unusual) spirit

A crescent moon has a (huge) posture (like a disk).

(Terrible) Fear (Rough Hands)

four

1. Qin received the moon, and the Long March people did not return. If Wei Qing, who attacked Longcheng, and Li Guang, the flying general, were alive today, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to spend their horses in Yinshan.

2. Newly brewed wine with luminous glass;

Just want to drink heartily, immediately pipa remind.

Please don't laugh even if you are drunk on the battlefield;

How many men have come back alive since ancient times?

3. Expressing the grief of war-weary soldiers by drinking before the war, the pen is very hidden and tortuous.

4. Expressed Zheng Xie's sincere feelings of being close to the people. However, out of concern for the victims, he opened a warehouse for disaster relief without authorization, which really violated the direct interests of corrupt officials and was falsely accused of dismissal.

five

Xiao Ming wants a remote control car very much. He tries his best to make his father think of one.

The Japanese invaded China with thousands of troops, but they were defeated by China.

Customers often say no to people who come to promote products or services, and sometimes they can even beat off all salesmen for the same reason.

The Red Army crossed Qian Shan and finally completed the 25,000-mile Long March in Li Long.

We interviewed his grandmother, and there were so many things that he couldn't talk.

The money of overseas Chinese is hard to come by, because they have worked hard and accumulated it.

No matter how many places you have been and how many scenic spots you have seen, one thing is true: traveling can make people more and more crazy and want to go more and more.

Responder: Spotted Ghost Miaomiao-Trainee Magician Level 2-10 17: 14.

1

"Although you are smart, you don't use your head; Although you have many points, but not many; You are very depressed, and I am confused, and you can't help it. "

"Not so good; Only better; But it can be done very well. "

"If I can only live for one day, let me miss you for one day."

"Although you have no money; But you are very chic. "

"Because of love; So love. "

2

As long as you are good, I am good and everyone is good, so much the better!

three

Fill in the blanks with the correct words.

The (majestic) rock lives happily.

The fruit of (midsummer) hung its head shyly.

Dew (transparent) enthusiasm (unrestrained)

Breathe (weakly) tightly (hug)

The (clear) stream flows (at full speed)

(White) Moonlight Forum (X)

(brilliant) brilliant cry (telling)

(x)' s elegy (smiling) face

A (brilliant) faint (numb) expression

(x) big face (fierce eyes)

A lively atmosphere (heroism)

(10) posture (10) new moon

(Thick) Fear (Warm) Hands

four

1. Appreciate the fortress (Qin Guanmingyue, the Long March people have not returned. If Wei Qing, who attacked Longcheng, and Li Guang, the flying general, were alive today, the Huns would not be allowed to go south to spend their horses in Yinshan. ) a variety of meanings contained after two sentences.

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2. Tell the general idea of the poem "Liangzhou Ci" in modern language (wine, wine, luminous cup, urge you to drink pipa immediately, don't laugh when you are drunk in the sand, and there have been several arguments since ancient times).

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3. Tell me about your feelings about the war situation and the performance of the soldiers in the poem (Liangzhou Ci, luminous glass of wine, urging you to drink pipa immediately, lying drunk on the battlefield, fighting several times in ancient times).

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4. What do you mean by "total" and "affection" in Zheng Banqiao and Zhu Mo's poems? And what kind of feelings does this poem express?

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five

Xiao Ming wants a remote control car very much. He tries his best to make his father think of one.

The Japanese invaded China with thousands of troops, but they were defeated by China.

Customers often say no to people who come to promote products or services, and sometimes they can even beat off all salesmen for the same reason.

The Red Army crossed Qian Shan and finally completed the 25,000-mile Long March in Li Long.

We interviewed his grandmother, and there were so many things that he couldn't talk.

The money of overseas Chinese is hard to come by, because they have worked hard and accumulated it.

No matter how many places you walk, look.