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Funny replies to the comments of God in the circle of friends. Comments from the Almighty God in the circle of friends (38 sentences)

1. Stable personality and high sense of responsibility.

2. Good at dealing with various people.

3. Have strong system management capabilities.

4. Have firm determination to succeed.

5. As long as you have fighting spirit, you are not afraid of losing the battlefield.

6. The work is very organized and efficient.

7. Ability to work well with others.

8. People who are capable and adaptable are needed.

9. Mature, capable, and honest.

10. Have entrepreneurial potential and be able to work independently.

11. Have entrepreneurial ability and be able to work independently.

12. Energetic and ambitious.

13. I met Sanlingzi on the road, and called Aristolochia on the way.

14. Why did you put your hands down so fast when you said don’t leave?

15. Have high leadership skills and strong team spirit.

16. Able to work under high pressure and time constraints.

17. Ability to work independently, mature in thinking, and strong adaptability.

18. If I didn’t have the ability to comfort myself, I really wouldn’t be alive today.

19. Once you learn how to break things, you will find that the world suddenly becomes brighter.

20. A person who is highly motivated and reliable, and who is in good health and has a cheerful personality.

21. You should think highly of others above others, and you should think highly of yourself below others.

22. Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.

23. Be proactive, have strong ability to work independently, and have good communication skills.

24. Ability to work well in the context of different cultures and staff.

25. Mature in thinking, highly motivated, and possessing rich interpersonal skills.

26. Mature in thinking, highly motivated, and possessing rich interpersonal skills.

27. What we get in society is often the most real, rich and infinite.

28. Other people’s faces: faces. Your face: face plus. Other people's breasts: breasts. Your breasts: Mini breasts.

29. Recently, people always compliment me on how handsome I am. I thought about it all night and couldn’t figure out who leaked the news.

30. Have a positive work attitude and be willing and able to work diligently without supervision.

31. Every girl has her own greatness. You don’t need anyone to prove your excellence.

32. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!

33. The most common mistake we make is probably getting angry at the most innocent people around us when we are in a bad mood.

34. If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I am willing to be your little mermaid and never cheat.

35. We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; we will never love as hard as before until we cry.

36. If someone loves you, let him love you. If you send flowers, thank you. If someone asks you out, consider it. In this world, if others treat you well, they are unlikely to hurt you.

37. Things that are deliberately searched for are often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes at its own time and place. If it's yours, it's yours; if it's not yours, it's not yours.

38. Hormones are only responsible for love at first sight, dopamine determines eternity, adrenaline determines whether to take action, self-esteem determines who speaks first, and ultimately lifespan and reality determine who leaves first.