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Ranking of the top ten famous swords in ancient China

The Tenth Chengying

One dawn in ancient times, when the sky was black and white, a pair of hands slowly rose up.

There is a sword hilt in the two hands. Only the hilt is not visible, but the sword body is not visible. However, an erratic sword shadow is faintly cast on the north wall. The sword shadow only lasts for a moment. Just as day and night intertwined, the erratic sword shadow appeared again.

The raised hands drew an elegant arc and waved towards a tall and tall ancient pine nearby. There was a gentle "cha" sound in the ears, and the tree body shook slightly, but no change was seen. However, not long after, the lush pine trees fell slowly in a gentle south wind, and the flat and protruding growth rings showed the passage of time. The sky became darker, the long sword became invisible again, the ancient twilight closed silently, and there was silence between heaven and earth.

This invisible long sword is the famous sword that was forged in the Shang Dynasty and was praised by Liezi in "Liezi Tang Wen" and later hidden by Kong Zhou, a Weiguo in the Spring and Autumn Period: Cheng film.

Chengying is a delicate and elegant sword.

Sword Qi Laser Index: 7

Ninth Pure Jun

In the Spring and Autumn Period, on a sunny afternoon, after several years of hard work and courage, he finally defeated Wu Gou Jian, the king of Yue, woke up from a sweet afternoon's sleep feeling very comfortable. After drinking a pot of fine new Longjing tea, Gou Jian happily sent his men to find someone, who was Xue Zhu. Xue Zhu was from the Qin State and was traveling in the Yue State at this time. Although Xue Zhu is young, he has already become famous all over the world and is known as the best master of Xiangjian in the world. After a while, Xue Zhu, a handsome and elegant man, arrived. After the host and guest exchanged polite greetings, they led their entourage to the spacious outdoor terrace. Gou Jian, the king of Yue, loved swords. This terrace was several feet high, with a relaxing momentum and abundant light. It was specially used to watch and admire swords. After sitting down, Gou Jian glanced at Xue Zhu beside him, thinking that although this young man was young, he had experienced many swords, and ordinary swords must be difficult for him to discern. So, Gou Jian asked his subordinates to get them as soon as he opened his mouth. He was quite proud of it. The two swords are: the brilliance of the haocao is weak, and the texture of the giant sword is thicker, so it cannot be regarded as a sword. "After saying that, he yawned lazily in the warm sunshine. Gou Jian was surprised and felt very embarrassed. He thought for a while, gritted his teeth, and gave a few instructions in the ear of a personal attendant. After a while, the attendant led hundreds of armored warriors to escort a sword to the audience. When Xue Zhu saw it, all the seats fell on their backs, the gold hairpins that bound their hair fell to the ground, and his long hair fell down, his face suddenly condensed. After a while, he suddenly walked down the steps and came to the sword. He bowed deeply, then arranged his clothes with a solemn expression, took the sword from the waiter, and knocked and weighed it carefully. After weighing it, he slowly pulled the sword out of its sheath, and saw a ball of brilliance blooming out, like a hibiscus emerging from the water. It was graceful and clear. The carvings on the sword hilt shone with deep light like stars, and the sword body and sunlight glowed. It is one whole body, like clear water flowing through a pond calmly and soothingly, while the sword blade is like a towering cliff standing thousands of feet high...

After a long time, Xue Zhucai asked in a trembling voice: "Is this Chunjun?" ? ! Gou Jian nodded, "Yes." Then he said proudly: "Someone wants to exchange a thousand horses, three rich villages, and two big cities for this sword. Do you think it's okay?" Brows asked: "Why? Please tell me the truth." Xue Zhu said excitedly and loudly: "Because this sword is the only one made by heaven and man. To cast this sword, thousands of years of efforts have been made in the Red Pansy Mountain. When the tin is broken, the waves of Ruoye River will rise again. Ou Yezi also died of exhaustion. This sword has become a last resort. How can it be a mere city with a horse..." Gou Jian nodded frequently with satisfaction: "That makes sense, that's right. A priceless treasure, I will treasure it forever. "

Chunjun is a noble and unparalleled sword.

Sword Qi Laser Index: 7.35

The Eighth Fish Intestine

When the black iron-like eagle flew rapidly, Zhuanzhu was also cooking it with his own hands The plum blossom phoenix made by Zhi came to the hall.

The sun is hunting in the sky, and the eagle is flying as fast as ever.

The soldiers were displayed in the main hall, Zhuanzhu moving forward steadily.

The clouds were stunned by the momentum of the flying eagle and began to swim away one after another.

Wang Liao was attracted by the fragrance of the vegetables in Zhuanzhu's hand. He raised his nose and leaned forward. He only saw the vegetables but not Zhuanzhu. That dish is called Plum Blossom Phoenix Anchovy Zhi. Plum Blossom refers to cold plums in severe winter, and Phoenix Anchovy is an anchovy that only appears in Taihu Lake during the hot summer. Zhizhi uses branches of cold winter plums to grill anchovy anchovies from Taihu Lake in midsummer. Roasting is to use the branches of plum blossoms in severe winter to grill the anchovies from Taihu Lake.

Feiying had already seen the outline of the main hall, and the sky suddenly darkened. Zhuanzhu had already come to the king and put the dishes on the table. The lights in the palace were still on.

Dark clouds are rolling in the sky, and the eagle has folded its wings. Wang Liao swallowed his saliva and looked at the delicious food in front of him. Zhuan Zhu Wendi was breaking off the fish with his hands.

With a sound of thunder, the flying eagle volleyed down towards the main hall.

Wang Liao suddenly felt a fierce murderous aura shooting out from the belly of the fish. He was stunned.

The fish intestine sword has been unsheathed (the belly of the fish). It is nestled firmly in Zhuan Zhu's hand and moves forward quickly. Two well-trained iron guns cross and block it in front of the fish intestine sword. He passed through the gap and continued to move forward quickly.

There are three layers of Suanni armor in front of him.

The first layer penetrated, the second layer penetrated, and when it penetrated the third layer, the fish intestine sword had turned into a broken sword. The sword is broken, but the murderous intention is not broken. The fish intestine sword still moves forward.

When the flying eagle shattered the hall, the fish intestine sword also penetrated into King Liao's heart.

When the flying eagle was injured and fell, he whistled with satisfaction.

The half-broken fish intestine sword hummed a silent song to King Liao's gradually weakening heartbeat.

Zhuan Zhu, who was knocked down by the rain of swords, used his last bit of strength to smile lonely at the ground beneath his face.

The fish intestine is a sword of great courage.

Sword Qi Laser Index: 8

Seventh and Sixth Ganjiang Moye

Ganjiang and Moye are two swords, but there is no way to separate them.

Go-getters and Moye are two people, and there is no reason to separate them.

Gan Jiang and Mo Xie are two swords forged by Gan Jiang and Mo Xie.

Gan Jiang is the male sword, and Moye is the female sword.

The general is the husband, and Moye is the wife.

Go-getters are very hard-working, but Moye is very gentle.

When the generals were forging swords for King Wu, Moye fanned the generals and wiped their sweat.

Three months passed, the general sighed, and Moye shed tears.

Mo Xie knew why the general sighed, because the essence of gold and iron collected from the five mountains and six rivers in the furnace could not be melted, and the sword could not be forged until the iron was melted.

The general also knew why Mo Xie was crying, because if the sword could not be cast, he would have to be killed by the King of Wu.

The general still sighed, but one night, Mo Xie suddenly laughed.

Seeing Mo Xie smiling, Gan Jiang suddenly became frightened. Gan Jiang knew why Mo Xie was laughing. Gan Jiang said to Mo Xie: "Mo Xie, you must not do it." Mo Xie didn't say anything, she just laughed.

When Gan Jiang woke up, he found that Mo Xie was not around.

The general is like a thousand arrows piercing his heart, he knows where Moye is.

Moye stood on the wall of the towering sword-making furnace, her skirt fluttering in the wind, like a fairy.

Moye saw the figure of the general running quickly from a distance in the faint morning light. He smiled, and she heard Gan Jiang's hoarse shout: "Moye"..." Moye was still laughing, but tears also flowed down at the same time.

Gan Jiang also shed tears, and in the blur of tears, he Seeing Mo Xie falling, he heard Mo Xie finally say to him: "General, I am not dead, we will still be together..."

The molten iron melted and the sword was successfully cast.

One male and one female were named Ganjiang and Moxie. Ganjiang only dedicated "Qianjiang" to King Wu.

The news that Gan Jiang secretly hid "Moye" was soon known to the King of Wu. The warriors surrounded Gan Jiang and captured him. He opened the sword box and desperately asked inside: "Moye, how can we be together?" ? "

The sword suddenly jumped out of the box and turned into a beautiful white dragon, flying away. At the same time, the general also suddenly disappeared without a trace. When the go-getters disappeared, the "go-getters" sword beside King Wu also disappeared.

Thousands of miles away in the desolate Qincheng County, a young white dragon suddenly appeared in a large lake called Yanpingjin. This white dragon is beautiful and kind-hearted, calling for wind and rain for the people. The desolate poor city gradually has good weather and good harvests, and the name of the county is also changed from poor city to Fengcheng.

However, the local behavior often develops. This dragon looks at the lake in Yanpingjin almost every day, as if waiting for something. Youwei often sees tears in its eyes.

Six hundred years have passed.

By chance, when Fengcheng County Magistrate Lei Huan was building the city wall, he dug out a stone box from the ground. There was a sword in it, with the word "Goer" engraved on it. Lei Huan was extremely happy and took this long-famous sword with him. One day, Lei Huan was passing by Yanpingjin Lake, and the sword in his waist suddenly jumped out of the sheath and into the water. When Lei Huan was shocked, the water surface surged, and a black and white dragon jumped out. The two dragons nodded to Lei Huan frequently to thank him, and then, The two dragons entangled themselves affectionately, and both disappeared under the water.

People who have lived in Fengcheng County for generations discovered that the white dragon that had been looking at Yanpingjin Lake with tears every day and was said to have existed for more than 600 years suddenly disappeared.

The next day, an ordinary young couple moved into the county.

The husband is an excellent blacksmith with very superb skills, but he only forges ordinary farm tools that can make little money, but refuses to cause trouble and make weapons that are worth a thousand dollars. When he was alive, his wife was always by his side, fanning him and wiping his sweat.

Gan Jiang and Mo Xie are the swords of true love.

Sword Qi Laser Index: 8.5

Fifth Seven Star Longyuan

This sword is said to have been forged by two great swordsmen, Ou Yezi and Ganjiang.

Ou Yezi and General Qian made this sword, chiseled open Cishan Mountain, released the mountain stream, and led it to the sword-making furnace to form the Big Dipper. After the sword is completed, looking down at the sword body is like climbing a high mountain and looking down into the abyss. , ethereal and deep, as if there is a giant dragon lying in the world, it is called "Long Yuan"

Although the craftsmanship of this sword is exquisite, it is also famous for ordinary fishermen who cannot know its actual name: Yu. Father-in-law.

It is said that Wu Zixu was killed by a traitor and fled to the end of the world. He was chased by Chu soldiers and horses. One day, he fled to the bank of the Yangtze River. He saw the mighty river and the rolling waves. There was a pursuer, and when he was extremely anxious, Wu Zixu noticed a small boat coming rapidly upstream. The fisherman on the boat repeatedly called him to get on the boat. After Wu Zixu got on the boat, the boat quickly disappeared into the reeds and disappeared. The pursuers on the shore left in anger. The fisherman carried Wu Zixu to the shore and gave him food and wine. Wu Zixu thanked him profusely and asked him his name. He said goodbye and walked a few steps. He turned back with concern and took off the sword passed down from his ancestors for three generations - Qixing Longyuan from his waist. He wanted to give this sword worth a thousand gold to the father-in-law to express his gratitude, and asked the father-in-law to express his gratitude. Don't reveal your whereabouts. The father-in-law took Qixing Longyuan, looked up to the sky and sighed, and said to Wu Zixu: "I saved you just because you are a loyal person of the country, and I have no intention of repaying you. Now, you still suspect me of being greedy for profit and trustless, so I have no choice but to save you." This sword shows nobility. "After saying that, Hengjian killed himself. Wu Zixu felt inexplicable regret.

Qixing Longyuan is an honest and noble sword.

Sword Qi Laser Index: 8.8

Fourth Tai'a

The capital of Chu has been besieged by Jin's troops for three years.

Jin sent troops to attack Chu in order to gain control of Chu. National Treasure: Ajian

Everyone says that the Tai'a sword was forged by the two great swordsmen Ou Yezi and Ganjiang.

But the two masters did not think so. They said that Tai'a was a sword of princes' power that had already existed, but it was invisible and traceless. However, the sword energy had already existed in the world, and it was only waiting for the opportunity to condense Get up, the three paths of time, place, people and people will be unified, and this sword will be completed.

The Jin State was the most powerful at that time, and the King of Jin certainly believed that he was the most qualified to get this sword. However, contrary to expectations, the sword was forged in the weak Chu State. When the sword was drawn, the sword was naturally engraved. The three characters "Tai'a" in seal script show that what Ou Ye and Qianjiang said is true.

Of course the Jin State couldn't swallow this breath, so it asked the King of Chu for a sword, but the King of Chu refused. So the King of Jin sent troops to attack Chu, hoping to take the opportunity to destroy the Chu State in the name of asking for the sword.

Due to the huge disparity in military strength, most of Chu's cities quickly fell, and the capital was also besieged and trapped for three years. The city is running out of food and grass, and there are no troops left, so it is in danger.

On this day, the Jin State sent an envoy to issue an ultimatum: If you don't hand over the sword again, the city will be captured tomorrow, and everyone will be burned by then! The King of Chu was unyielding and ordered his left and right: Tomorrow he will go to the city in person to destroy it, and he will kill himself with this sword. Then he will definitely pick up this sword, ride a fast horse to the big lake, sink the sword to the bottom of the lake, and let the Tai'a sword stay in Chu forever. country.

At dawn the next day, the King of Chu climbed to the top of the city and saw the troops and horses of the Jin Kingdom blocking the sky. His capital was like a small boat in the ocean, in danger of being destroyed at any time.

The Jin soldiers and horses began to attack the city. The shouts were like mountains roaring and tsunami, and the city was about to be destroyed.

The King of Chu held the sword in both hands and sighed: "Taia, Tai'a, I will use my own blood to sacrifice you today!"

So he drew the sword out of its sheath, Point your sword directly at the enemy.

An unbelievable miracle appeared: a majestic sword energy was shot out, and rocks were flying and flying outside the city. There seemed to be beasts roaring among them. The Jin soldiers and horses were in chaos. After a while, the flags were raised. The land was bleeding for thousands of miles, and the entire army was wiped out...

After this incident, the King of Chu summoned Feng Huzi, a wise man in the country, and asked: "Why is the Tai'a sword so powerful?"

Feng Beard said to him: "The Tai'a sword is a sword of majesty, and the majesty of the heart is the true majesty. The king's unyielding power in adversity is an outstanding expression of the majesty of the heart, and it is the king's inner power. Intimidation brings out the power of Tai'a's sword energy! "

Tai'a is a mighty sword.

Sword Qi Laser Index: "9.3

The Third Scarlet Sky

During the Qin Dynasty, there was such a young man with no future and problems all over his body.

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Top Ten Famous Swords in Ancient China

He is lazy and never does the farm work at home.

He loves wine and is often drunk.

He is lustful and can't move his legs when he sees a beautiful girl.

He is rude and careless with both officials and people.

The most annoying thing is that he lies a lot. What a brag.

He often shows people the seventy-two moles on his left leg. He does not say they are skin diseases, but that they are celestial images.

He often looked at Xianyang from a distance, shook his head and sighed: "Oh, this is what a man should do!" "

He lied more and more outrageously.

He got a rusty iron rod from nowhere and told the villagers that he got it from the Nanshan Immortal. The name of the sword that came was: Chi Xiao.

He kept it as a treasure and never left it.

He also said that he was not a human being, but a creature from heaven. A red dragon.

He became more and more boastful.

He said that he had known the First Emperor for a long time and that the First Emperor was a white dragon. He also said that the First Emperor was inferior to him because he had greater magic power. He wanted to replace him as the emperor in the future.

He also said that he knew that the Qi of the First Emperor had turned into a white snake and was swimming near Fengxize recently. He said that he wanted to kill it. A white snake, he said and gestured with the iron rod he picked up.

People regarded his words as a joke and a lie.

However, in a world. At night, everything changed.

That night, dozens of young people from the countryside who had gone to the county to work as apprentices walked to Fengxi Ze. This young man was among them, but he did not do it but joined in the fun. Take out the jug and drink.

This group of people stopped when they reached Fengxize. Strangely enough, recently, people who went to the county to work as apprentices often disappeared inexplicably near Fengxize, so for insurance For the sake of safety, we sent an agile young man to take a few steps to investigate. After a while, the spy was so frightened that he fled back with a pale face. He said that he smelled a faint fishy smell in front of him after walking for a while, so he climbed up a big tree and took a look, and saw a huge and ferocious white snake blocking the middle of the road, like a snake. What to wait for. The crowd was shocked and no longer dared to move forward.

He pulled out the iron rod as he spoke. His steps were staggering. It seemed that he had been drunk on the road and was already drunk by now.

People held their breath and looked at his crooked back, saying in their hearts: This silly boy...

One night passed, and the young man did not come back. People knew that he must be It became a delicious meal for snakes.

Let’s clear the fog and let everyone move on.

After walking for a while, they suddenly saw a huge white snake cut into two parts and dead on the roadside. After walking a few miles further, I found the young man lying on the side of the road, fast asleep. There was a cloud of luck above his body, and a red dragon was flying lazily around in the cloud. The iron rod in his hand disappeared, replaced by a sword decorated with colorful beads and nine-flower jade, with a cold light and a blade like frost and snow. Two seal characters were clearly engraved on the sword: Chi Xiao.

At this moment, everyone believed that what the young man said was true.

This young man is Liu Bang.

This sword is the Chixiao Sword of the Snake Rebellion. Chixiao is an imperial sword.

Sword Qi Laser Index: 9.7.

Second Zhan Lu

Zhan Lu is both a sword and an eye.

Zhan Lu: Zhan Zhan is black.

What makes people feel about this long sword, which is completely black and has no trace, is not its sharpness, but its generosity and kindness.

It is like a deep and discerning black eye from God, watching every move of the king and the princes.

If the king is right and the sword is at his side, the country will prosper.

The king is unruly, the sword flies away, and the country is ruined.

The essence of hardware is the essence of the sun. When it comes out, there is spirit, and when it is obeyed, there is power.

When Ou Yezi forged this sword, he couldn't help crying while holding it, because he finally fulfilled his lifelong dream: to forge an indestructible weapon without any murderous intent.

The so-called benevolent person is invincible.

Zhanlu Sword is a sword of benevolence.

Sword Qi Laser Index: 10

The No. 1 Xuanyuan Xia Yu Sword

The gods collected copper from the first mountain and cast it by the Yellow Emperor. Later it was passed down to Xia Yu.

The sun, moon and stars are engraved on one side of the sword, and mountains, rivers and vegetation are engraved on the other side.

On one side of the sword's hilt is written the art of farming and raising livestock, and on the other side is written the strategy of unifying the world.

Xuanyuan Xia Yu Sword!

What else can we say about such a sword.

Huang Di, Xia Yu!

What else can we say about these two people.

Courage, wisdom, charity... everything comes down to two words: the holy way.

The Xuanyuan Xia Yu Sword is a sword of the holy way.

Sword energy lasing index: infinite...