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The Oolong Event of London Olympic Games

North Korean flag incident

On the eve of the Olympic Games, the group match between the Korean women's football team and the Colombian women's football team began. When the players of both sides warmed up, the big screen was introducing the list of athletes, and the Korean flag was still attached to their heads. The "own goal" of the London Olympic Organizing Committee caused a strong protest from the North Korean delegation. Subsequently, the Korean women's football team collectively withdrew to protest. The London Olympic Organizing Committee issued an official statement afterwards, publicly apologized and promised to ensure that such incidents would not happen again.

South Korea and North Korea are hard to distinguish.

In the early morning of August 2nd, 20 12 London Olympic Games started the women's individual sabre competition. In the final, Jin Zhiyan, a Korean beauty, performed well and won the gold medal by 15-9 against Villikka of Russia. After the match, when introducing the champion, the live broadcast of fencing field mistakenly introduced Jin Zhiyan of the Republic of Korea as the People's Republic of Korea, and the scene was in an uproar. South Korea's SBS pointed out that misleading voices were clearly transmitted to the world through live TV signals, which had a bad influence.

Hungarian national anthem out of tune incident

Hungarian swordsman Slachi eliminated Zhong Man of China in the men's sabre eighth final and strode towards the gold medal. But at the award ceremony, he really couldn't laugh-the organizing Committee actually played a Hungarian national anthem that was seriously out of tune. Kamti, captain of the Hungarian fencing team, said in an interview: "The rhythm and tone of the national anthem are wrong." The Hungarian media also said helplessly that listening to the national anthem should have been a very solemn moment, but this time it was "very uncomfortable".

Lithuania's national anthem has lost its voice.

On July 30th, Lithuania's Merutit won the women's 100 meter breaststroke gold medal. At the award ceremony, the Lithuanian national anthem was silenced halfway, which made the Lithuanian girl of 15 look helpless and wronged "written" on her face.

Women's 100 meter breaststroke megaphone project

In the early morning of July 3rd/KOOC-0/,in the women's/KOOC-0/00 meter breaststroke final, American player Larsson jumped into the pool alone, but because the loudspeaker didn't sound and other players didn't move, Larsson was recalled, and the competition continued after changing the loudspeaker. Although this incident has not caused much criticism, it is really shameful to change the public address equipment in a hurry.

Women RS epee time trial

The women's epee semifinal was once again controversial because of the timer failure. The South Korean team thought it had filed a complaint over time, and the player Shen Yalan stayed on the kendo crying and refused to leave, so the game was deadlocked for an hour before it ended. Shen Yalan's "derailment" is understandable, and it is hard for anyone to accept that four years of hard work have been wasted because of a machine failure. However, it is even more unreasonable to change the judgment that German player Heideman lost. Due to the long delay in this event, German players rushed to prepare for the final and eventually lost to their opponents to win the silver medal. The German side expressed dissatisfaction and accusations.

Disintegration event

(1) In the press release of the British women's football team, the reporter directly wrote "British women's football team" as "English women's football team", which was protested by other parts of Great Britain.

(2) Misselling 600 tickets whose sight was blocked in diving competition.

(3) A valuable key (a high-tech laser worth 40,000 pounds) was mysteriously lost at Wembley Stadium.

(4) The London Olympic Games is expected to have 1 1 10,000 spectators, but the total number of ATMs in each competition venue is only 8, which cannot meet the daily demand of more than 800,000 spectators. Many spectators don't have a VISA card and can't withdraw money, so they have to watch the game on an empty stomach.

(5) On July 27th, in the men's archery ranking competition held at Lauder Cricket Court, nearly 4,000 spectators were kept out of the arena. Originally, they learned from the official website Olympic Games that archery ranking competitions are open to the public free of charge, but the real situation is that "tickets are not sold to the public".

The event of the woman in red at the opening ceremony

When the Indian delegation appeared in the Olympic Stadium, a strange woman in red and green trousers appeared in the queue. It was a young woman who broke into the Indian delegation. Her red coat and blue-green trousers dress are out of place with Indian players wearing yellow saris or yellow headscarves, which is particularly eye-catching. The lady walked in front of the Indian delegation and behind the flag bearer, only to find out later that she was a volunteer at the opening ceremony.

Torch extinction event

The Olympic flame symbolizes the Olympic spirit and is sacred. In order to pay tribute to the 1948 London Olympic Games, Londoners moved the main torch of the 20 12 London Olympic Games lit at the opening ceremony to the big clock side of the main stadium "Olympic Stadium". Because tourists can't see the Olympic torch outside the "Olympic Stadium", and considering that the location of the main torch may affect future track and field events, the Organizing Committee made a decision to move the main torch, and even more ridiculous, it temporarily extinguished the main torch, which is unique in the history of the Olympic Games.

Broke the bronze medal in the shower.

Brazilian judo player Philip? Last Saturday, Kita won the bronze medal in the men's judo 60kg class in this Olympic Games. Since then, he has always liked this bronze medal and even took it with him in the shower. However, before he had time to be happy for too long, he was "tragic". He accidentally broke the bronze medal in the bath, when he was trying to get a new bronze medal. What a fragile bronze medal. London Olympic Games has the largest medal and the lowest value.

The national flag is not tied.

The swimming competition of the London Olympic Games entered the third day. In the men's 200m freestyle, Sun Yang of China and Park Tae hwan of South Korea tied for second place. However, there was an unexpected scene at the award ceremony after the game. When the national flag was raised, the national flags of China and South Korea, which tied for runner-up, fluttered up and down. According to the international competition practice, if the top three players are tied, the national flags of all countries should be placed side by side on the same level, which is not uncommon in international competitions. But this time, the organizing Committee adopted the way of putting the national flags of China and South Korea up and down, which is incredible.

Is China a Japanese home?

On the evening of 28th, the reporter witnessed similar "low-level mistakes" while witnessing the "double cannon" between Sun Yang and Ye. As China players attended the post-match press conference, the staff became extremely busy, so they took time to arrange simultaneous interpretation in Chinese. But when a handsome guy posted the sign of Chinese simultaneous interpretation on the outdoor wall of simultaneous interpretation, the reporter was dumbfounded at once. Under the huge "Chinese" are three Chinese characters "Japan". The reporter immediately pointed out the mistake, and the confused brother quickly took out another brand. Sure enough, it says "Japanese Chinese". After confirming the confusion between the two countries, the helpless eldest brother can only temporarily cover the three Chinese characters "Japan" with a white belt, in order to avoid being known by more people.