202 1 traffic jam joke

20xx about traffic jam Buddhist driver: Arrive on time and don't refuse, the traffic jam is quiet.

Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence? Leave home and go home!

There are not only traffic jams in Changsha, but also people. Only Internet cafes are quieter.

A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; My parents and my wife went to bid farewell, and the whole family was trapped in the Rainbow Bridge. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour; It's cold and rainy at night, Wu, and watch the sunrise on Central Avenue.

The traffic jam made me wonder if I was walking on the highway for the first time. It's fantastic! Expressway has become the largest service area.

I came home from Hunan at nine o'clock last night, usually two or three hours, but now it's nine hours. Traffic jams make me doubt my life. This experience tells me that I should work hard and fly home in the future.

What I want to do most now is the US group takeaway rider. Every time I get stuck in traffic and see them whizzing past me for a while, I think to myself, it's really an Internet company, it's really fucking fast.

The whole circle of friends is stuck in traffic. I'll lend you a car to ensure that there is no traffic jam (don't thank me too much).

Teasing the mood of traffic jams in the New Year and talking about the long-term accumulated experience of friends told me that the morning rush hour is a good time to catch up on sleep. So, I put my usual cosmetics in the car. In case of traffic jam, I open the mirror, put on my makeup leisurely and listen to music. The most important thing is to relieve the bad mood of traffic jam while ensuring sleep. Remind everyone that the technology is not skilled and the action is not fast enough, so try carefully.

Lack of water and food, no toilet, dilemma, so tired! No matter how beautiful the scenery in the world is, it is no longer the way home!

Once there was a high-speed traffic jam, a girl was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it on the bus, but she couldn't get on. Later, she simply put a plastic bag on her head and solved it on the roadside. ...

You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained long-lost affection, some have negotiated big business, and some have also gained love. Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

China Expressway International Auto Show, the world's largest auto show, opened on February 14. It is the auto show with the largest number of participating brands in the world, and in order to reflect the principle of fairness, there is no separate luxury car hall ... and in order to encourage people to participate more, the audience can watch exhibitions other than commercial cars for free. ...

A gentleman drove back to his hometown with his pet turtle on National Day, but it was blocked before he left the city. I can't walk a few steps after watching the car for a long time. The tortoise couldn't stand his temper and insisted on climbing home first, so the master had to let him go. I don't know how long it took, but the host heard a knock at the door in the car. He opened it and saw the tortoise carrying a hot pot, sweating profusely and angrily saying, Your mother asked me to send you something to eat. ...

Talking about traffic jams.

About traffic jams, Buddhist drivers: arrive on time, don't refuse, traffic jams are in silence.

Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence? Leave home and go home!

There are not only traffic jams in Changsha, but also people. Only Internet cafes are quieter.

A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; My parents and my wife went to bid farewell, and the whole family was trapped in the Rainbow Bridge. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for an hour; It's cold and rainy at night, Wu, and watch the sunrise on Central Avenue.

The traffic jam made me wonder if I was walking on the highway for the first time. It's fantastic! Expressway has become the largest service area.

I came home from Hunan at nine o'clock last night, usually two or three hours, but now it's nine hours. Traffic jams make me doubt my life. This experience tells me that I should work hard and fly home in the future.

What I want to do most now is the US group takeaway rider. Every time I get stuck in traffic and see them whizzing past me for a while, I think to myself, it's really an Internet company, it's really fucking fast.

The whole circle of friends is stuck in traffic. I'll lend you a car to ensure that there is no traffic jam (don't thank me too much).

Teasing the mood of traffic jams in the New Year and talking about the long-term accumulated experience of friends told me that the morning rush hour is a good time to catch up on sleep. So, I put my usual cosmetics in the car. In case of traffic jam, I open the mirror, put on my makeup leisurely and listen to music. The most important thing is to relieve the bad mood of traffic jam while ensuring sleep. Remind everyone that the technology is not skilled and the action is not fast enough, so try carefully.

Lack of water and food, no toilet, dilemma, so tired! No matter how beautiful the scenery in the world is, it is no longer the way home!

Once there was a high-speed traffic jam, a girl was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it on the bus, but she couldn't get on. Later, she simply put a plastic bag on her head and solved it on the roadside. ...

Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained long-lost affection, some have negotiated big business, and some have also gained love. Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

China Expressway International Auto Show, the world's largest auto show, opened on February 14. It is the auto show with the largest number of participating brands in the world, and in order to reflect the principle of fairness, there is no separate luxury car hall ... and in order to encourage people to participate more, the audience can watch exhibitions other than commercial cars for free. ...

A gentleman drove back to his hometown with his pet turtle on National Day, but it was blocked before he left the city. I can't walk a few steps after watching the car for a long time. The tortoise couldn't stand his temper and insisted on climbing home first, so the master had to let him go. I don't know how long it took, but the host heard a knock at the door in the car. He opened it and saw the tortoise carrying a hot pot, sweating profusely and angrily saying, Your mother asked me to send you something to eat. ...

202 1 sentence personality about traffic jam; talk about the mood of traffic jam 202 1

1, less than 8 kilometers, walked for two and a half hours, and didn't realize that this was a memorable day in the history of traffic jams.

2. What kind of intestinal circulation are those mentally retarded people who have been honking their horns in traffic jams? How about honking the horn for five minutes and one second, 1 minute for 60 times? The magical China humanoid creature!

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4. Strange traffic jams

5, never like to take the bus, traffic jams, slow, and dizzy. Or do you like to run by yourself?

6. The highest level of traffic jam is that you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

7. There are 10000 intersections and 8000 roads every day.

8. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

9. On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

10, my lover is waiting, think about whether it is traffic jam or getting lost on the road.

1 1, the more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

12, traffic jams make you upset, and when you are bored, you want to eat.

13, buying a car, buying a car, thinking about driving every day. Do you think the resources on the earth are inexhaustible? Can't you buy a car before you find an alternative energy source that can be recycled and doesn't pollute the environment? Oh, dig an iron ore oil, and then the cars all over the street empty the earth. It's annoying to watch them. Don't these people feel bad about traffic jams? Road planning is not as reasonable as other developed countries, which is both blocked and exhausted.

14, rail transit is preferred recently. There is no traffic jam, no upset, and people are not crowded at this point. The time from a to b is guaranteed. The rare schedule and cool air have eased my recent anxiety for a while.

15, the traffic jam is so annoying, as long as there is an accident, Dalian traffic will be paralyzed. I've had enough! I've had enough! /Ming/Huang Li/

16, Jinan Road is expanded, built and rebuilt from south to north and from east to west. Every day, traffic jams are annoying.

17, traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time, you make me feel bad, I have the ability to block me for life.

18, within the second ring road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.

19, the traffic jam is so annoying, it may take three hours from school to Guiyang.

20. There are serious traffic jams in Yubei every day.

2 1, meeting in the north these days, going back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day, backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

22, traffic jam upset, in fact, calm down and look around the mood will still get better. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

23. Japanese people are already very unhappy, and traffic jams are like this.

24, look at you, you are not upset by traffic jams.

25, 1 hour, haven't left Jiuting. The traffic jam is blocking the heart, and the subway can't squeeze up! The busy, irritable and hot morning began.

26, traffic jams are fucking annoying, and when labor and capital become nouveau riche, buy a plane, fuck it.

27. Every morning when there is a traffic jam, the ice crystal gate will go out. It is said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It is annoying to go out every morning.

18, a main road in Hangzhou, I like this tree-lined feeling! Driving on this road, even if there is a traffic jam, will not be very upset! Hangzhou, I love your trees and flowers! I am a good girl who loves life.

I am used to living at home and school at two o'clock and one line every day. Although I commute to work, the traffic jam on the road during rush hour makes me upset. Today, I finally ate a lot of things I wanted to eat. I ate a cone/bought two pairs of shoes in one breath/met my relatives/I was complete.

30. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, cars will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

3 1, in the face of traffic jams, highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

32. Well, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a big traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged the forklift. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

He also said that he would arrive early. I do get up early, but I really can't do many things when the car breaks down, it rains and the traffic jams.

34. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

35, traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: take a sip of water, don't drink too much at a time ~

36. 18 summer, I am very distressed! ! ! Go out to build roads wherever you go! ! The subway is being repaired! ! There is a traffic jam! ! !

37. American and Chinese astronauts talk in space. American astronaut: China is so great that I saw your Great Wall at a glance. The Chinese astronaut glanced at it and said, There is a traffic jam.

38. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

39. Traffic jams make me doubt my life. The taxi driver took me to the exit again. Four years later, I still can't find the entrance. I'm really worried. . .

40. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. I have to send my children to school for an hour in the morning.

4 1, the old driver (Mr. Mahe) told us a truth: when there is traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

42. In "Tricky Bitch", I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

43. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a traffic jam when it is late.

44, shoot what! Drive faster! Traffic jams are really annoying!

45. Being blocked is really annoying. This road is really blocked by the traffic police!

46, 3 18 national highway Tongmai natural moat is blocked by traffic, and it is not very annoying to see this beautiful scenery.

47. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

48. irritability of getting up early; Traffic jams are annoying.

49. Maybe because of the traffic jam, Hangbao is going to take a shower today. Before that, it was a little noisy. I have dinner with Yu Xiansheng, and my grandmother is holding Hangbao. After eating, I changed my grandmother's meal. After waiting for a few minutes, I still didn't see Yu Xiansheng move. Remind him to eat quickly and bathe Hangbao. He is still eating soup slowly there, and he is angry. The bath water is ready and we are going in. When I touched it, the water was cold and angry, and I didn't want to talk. In fact, Yu Xiansheng has done a good job. 1).

The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew my hair. The buddies in the car next to me greeted me when they saw me. Hey, your beard is long and dense. Pretty handsome. You left it for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

5 1, off-site, not far, 74 kilometers, 75 minutes by car, 52 minutes by train, 15 minutes if there is a high-speed train. But in order to meet, the preparation time, the time to go to the bus station, the time stuck in the road, after countless traffic lights, the distance gradually lengthened, the traffic jam on the road was annoying, the air in the public space was dirty, and all the bad things were eliminated at the moment I saw you. I smile and you smile.

52. Traffic jams are much more serious than those in Nanjing |

Feel uneasy about the traffic jam.

Feel uneasy about the traffic jam. Talk about the recent mood about traffic jams.

1, less than 8 kilometers, walked for two and a half hours, and didn't realize that this was a memorable day in the history of traffic jams.

2. What kind of intestinal circulation are those mentally retarded people who have been honking their horns in traffic jams? How about honking the horn for five minutes and one second, 1 minute for 60 times? The magical China humanoid creature!

I can't keep up with the times. Others said that the next stop was happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

4. Strange traffic jams

5, never like to take the bus, traffic jams, slow, and dizzy. Or do you like to run by yourself?

6. The highest level of traffic jam is that you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

7. There are 10000 intersections and 8000 roads every day.

8. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

9. On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

10, my lover is waiting, think about whether it is traffic jam or getting lost on the road.

1 1, the more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

12, traffic jams make you upset, and when you are bored, you want to eat.

13, buying a car, buying a car, thinking about driving every day. Do you think the resources on the earth are inexhaustible? Can't you buy a car before you find an alternative energy source that can be recycled and doesn't pollute the environment? Oh, dig an iron ore oil, and then the cars all over the street empty the earth. It's annoying to watch them. Don't these people feel bad about traffic jams? Road planning is not as reasonable as other developed countries, which is both blocked and exhausted.

14, rail transit is preferred recently. There is no traffic jam, no upset, and people are not crowded at this point. The time from a to b is guaranteed. The rare schedule and cool air have eased my recent anxiety for a while.

15, the traffic jam is so annoying, as long as there is an accident, Dalian traffic will be paralyzed. I've had enough! I've had enough!

16, Jinan Road is expanded, built and rebuilt from south to north and from east to west. Every day, traffic jams are annoying.

17, traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time, you make me feel bad, I have the ability to block me for life.

18, within the second ring road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.

19, the traffic jam is so annoying, it may take three hours from school to Guiyang.

20. There are serious traffic jams in Yubei every day.

2 1, meeting in the north these days, going back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day, backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

22, traffic jam upset, in fact, calm down and look around the mood will still get better. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

23. Japanese people are already very unhappy, and traffic jams are like this.

24, look at you, you are not upset by traffic jams.

25, 1 hour, haven't left Jiuting. The traffic jam is blocking the heart, and the subway can't squeeze up! The busy, irritable and hot morning began.

26, traffic jams are fucking annoying, and when labor and capital become nouveau riche, buy a plane, fuck it.

27. Every morning when there is a traffic jam, the ice crystal gate will go out. It is said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It is annoying to go out every morning.

18, a main road in Hangzhou, I like this tree-lined feeling! Driving on this road, even if there is a traffic jam, will not be very upset! Hangzhou, I love your trees and flowers! I am a good girl who loves life.

I am used to living at home and school at two o'clock and one line every day. Although I commute to work, the traffic jam on the road during rush hour makes me upset. Today, I finally ate a lot of things I wanted to eat. I ate a cone/bought two pairs of shoes in one breath/met my relatives/I was complete.

30. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up in a civilized way, cars will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

3 1, in the face of traffic jams, highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

32. Well, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a big traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged the forklift. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

He also said that he would arrive early. I do get up early, but I really can't do many things when the car breaks down, it rains and the traffic jams.

34. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

35, traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: take a sip of water, don't drink too much at a time ~

36. 18 summer, I am very distressed! ! ! Go out to build roads wherever you go! ! The subway is being repaired! ! There is a traffic jam! ! !

37. American and Chinese astronauts talk in space. American astronaut: China is so great that I saw your Great Wall at a glance. The Chinese astronaut glanced at it and said, There is a traffic jam.

38. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

39. Traffic jams make me doubt my life. The taxi driver took me to the exit again. Four years later, I still can't find the entrance. I'm really worried. . .

40. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. I have to send my children to school for an hour in the morning.

4 1, the old driver (Mr. Mahe) told us a truth: when there is traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

42. In "Tricky Bitch", I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

43. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a traffic jam when it is late.

44, shoot what! Drive faster! Traffic jams are really annoying!

45. Being blocked is really annoying. This road is really blocked by the traffic police!

46, 3 18 national highway Tongmai natural moat is blocked by traffic, and it is not very annoying to see this beautiful scenery.

47. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

48. irritability of getting up early; Traffic jams are annoying.

49. Maybe because of the traffic jam, Hangbao is going to take a shower today. Before that, it was a little noisy. I have dinner with Yu Xiansheng, and my grandmother is holding Hangbao. After eating, I changed my grandmother's meal. After waiting for a few minutes, I still didn't see Yu Xiansheng move. Remind him to eat quickly and bathe Hangbao. He is still eating soup slowly there, and he is angry. The bath water is ready and we are going in. When I touched it, the water was cold and angry, and I didn't want to talk. In fact, Yu Xiansheng has done a good job. 1).

The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew my hair. The buddies in the car next to me greeted me when they saw me. Hey, your beard is long and dense. Pretty handsome. You left it for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

5 1, off-site, not far, 74 kilometers, 75 minutes by car, 52 minutes by train, 15 minutes if there is a high-speed train. But in order to meet, the preparation time, the time to go to the bus station, the time stuck in the road, after countless traffic lights, the distance gradually lengthened, the traffic jam on the road was annoying, the air in the public space was dirty, and all the bad things were eliminated at the moment I saw you. I smile and you smile.

52. Traffic jams are much more serious than those in Nanjing |