Is it original to make a cold joke?

Mother-in-law takes an examination of three sons-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. The eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and her mother-in-law gave him a gift.

This car is one. The mother-in-law was also like this, testing the second son-in-law and being rescued. The injured second son-in-law gave an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, but she couldn't swim and couldn't save her. Her mother-in-law drowned.

Go to hell. The next day, my father-in-law gave him a Mercedes!