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Chasing girls' humorous topics
Teasing girls' humorous topics;
1,
It is raining heavily today.
Yes! Yes!
That's because God is drooling over you.
2,
Why did you touch my hand?
I just want to know if the shower gel you often use is good.
3,
W: How old are you?
M: I can't describe it It's huge!
4.
What would you do if someone chased me?
I'm going to trip him!
5.
Nobody will like me.
Hello, my name is nobody.
I used to be a real diaosi. She is always hacked by her sister, often in a state of compulsion. I have no idea why. I happened to see the secret book "Soaking St. Old Fish" on the Internet, and I was completely attracted by his method of picking up girls. Then I study hard and practice by myself. I didn't expect to win three sisters easily in the first week. Now I am surrounded by a bunch of beautiful girls, not to mention how comfortable I am. If you have a single brother, you can also learn to improve yourself. You can see it by looking up the cheats of picking up girls directly on the Internet. The key is that you can easily win a girl without spending money.
Tease girls' humorous topics
6.
I fell in love with a woman.
She must be beautiful!
You are too narcissistic.
7.
M: I believe that sooner or later I will appear at your dinner table.
W: Do you want to deliver food?
8.
Woman: Are you there?
Man: I'm everywhere!
9.
Woman: Oh, dizzy.
Man: Come on, faint in my arms, come on baby!
10.
Female: Hehe; What's your name?
Man: I didn't scream, and you didn't flirt with me? (High EQ chat humor)
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