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Chasing girls' humorous topics

Everyone knows that chatting with girls requires skill. How to catch up with girls through chatting? Some boys are too rigid to find humorous topics, which can't arouse girls' happy mood and interest. In order to attract girls, humorous topics are essential, which can make her happy and easily bring them closer. In other words, if humor is used well, it can be ambiguous with girls, and it is too late to upgrade the relationship. Next, I will share the humorous topic of 10 girls, hoping to help everyone.

Teasing girls' humorous topics;

1,

It is raining heavily today.

Yes! Yes!

That's because God is drooling over you.

2,

Why did you touch my hand?

I just want to know if the shower gel you often use is good.

3,

W: How old are you?

M: I can't describe it It's huge!

4.

What would you do if someone chased me?

I'm going to trip him!

5.

Nobody will like me.

Hello, my name is nobody.

I used to be a real diaosi. She is always hacked by her sister, often in a state of compulsion. I have no idea why. I happened to see the secret book "Soaking St. Old Fish" on the Internet, and I was completely attracted by his method of picking up girls. Then I study hard and practice by myself. I didn't expect to win three sisters easily in the first week. Now I am surrounded by a bunch of beautiful girls, not to mention how comfortable I am. If you have a single brother, you can also learn to improve yourself. You can see it by looking up the cheats of picking up girls directly on the Internet. The key is that you can easily win a girl without spending money.

Tease girls' humorous topics

6.

I fell in love with a woman.

She must be beautiful!

You are too narcissistic.

7.

M: I believe that sooner or later I will appear at your dinner table.

W: Do you want to deliver food?

8.

Woman: Are you there?

Man: I'm everywhere!

9.

Woman: Oh, dizzy.

Man: Come on, faint in my arms, come on baby!

10.

Female: Hehe; What's your name?

Man: I didn't scream, and you didn't flirt with me? (High EQ chat humor)