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What is this two-part allegorical saying?
A patient with a high fever-delirious.
Moldy bean-not fragrant
Send a steamed bun to your daughter-sincerely
The rocket was launched-soaring into the sky.
Launch a satellite into the sky-a blockbuster
The judge lives in a cell-knowingly; Deliberate violation/destruction/contempt of the law
Turn over a leather coat and cross the grassland-pretend (sheep)
Inverted bag-empty; empty
Overturned crabs-everywhere.
Sweet potato skull and dark plum heart-not well informed
Fan Lihua is cool in the west-success is coming soon.
Twist the gourd, twist the cattail leaf fan-renege.
Clothes are sold in restaurants-food and clothing.
Selling plague pigs in front of restaurants-I don't know about interest.
Garlic braid hanging on the hotel wall-zero pull
Eggplant on rice cooker-textiles
The porridge in the lunch box-playing dumb
Flies on the spoon-muddling along.
Plates on the dining table-no handles.
Fan Jinzhong-ecstatic; be as happy as a lark
Square is not square, round is not round-there are no rules.
Square characters are better than ten thousand words-just a little; almost
A hole in the roof-a leak
Snow falls on the roof-quietly; silent
A hole in the roof, not a door.
Wax gourd on the roof-roll on both sides
Planting flowers on the roof-it is difficult to pay (water)
This room is haunted-a monster (house)
Engraving on the beam-overqualified and overqualified
Hang eggs on the beams.
Peppers are strung on the beam.
The beams were used as hoes-they were overqualified.
A bird is standing at the top of the house-obviously.
Play tricks under the eaves-don't kill yourself; Desperate
The stone under the eaves-the wheel (shower) can't reach it.
The house is on fire-fish in troubled waters.
Counterfeit trademark-impostor
Rotten yarn balls in the spinning factory-the clues are too messy
Bacteria under a magnifying glass-obvious
The magnifying glass shines on the bug-the original (round) shape is exposed.
Flying a kite broke the line-it's hopeless.
Release Yamakaji Forest-No matter the root.
A shriveled soft egg
Let the birds out of their cages-go their separate ways.
Fart and step on the medicine-get to the point
Fart and drum-that's the point.
Fart-be careful; Too careful.
Bite your teeth by farting-working hard in the dark; Become dull
Heel fart-unlucky; out of luck
Put salted fish in the pond-to be or not to be?
Grazing sheep and beating dates-a piggyback job
A speeding train-1000 miles a day
A flying sparrow will pull a hair-love takes advantage.
Aircraft to aircraft-air to air
The tail of the plane is in the sky.
The plane farted.
Wave on the plane-good idea.
Singing opera on the plane-high-profile
Boxing on the plane-master
Fighting on the plane-firing empty guns
Wedding on the plane-empty happiness
Guests on the plane-nobles
There is a mailbox hanging on the plane-Happy (letter)
Look at the sky on the plane-supercilious.
Weighing on an airplane-high standard
Meet on the plane-speak loudly
Throw a stone on the plane-fall straight.
Dancing on the plane-empty happiness
This plane is full of feces-it stinks.
The plane caught fire and plunged headlong.
Flying ducks lay eggs-two failures; Liangtoukong
Soap goes through the clouds-simple
Liu Li bit his master-forgot to think ungrateful.
Soap bubbles act as mirrors-they rise in the smoke.
The fat pig is wearing armor-he's uncomfortable all over.
The fat pig went to the slaughterhouse-the stabbed goods.
Bowing in the cemetery-a colored (shooting) ghost
Bury arsenic in the grave-malice
Boxing in the cemetery-scaring ghosts
Poke a pole in the grave-wake up the dead
Peony planted in front of the grave-dead wind.
Write on the chalk board-it will grow up soon; Difficult to last long
Powder on the ass-regardless of the face; Regardless of face
Powder balls roll sesame seeds-how much is it
Dung boat crossing the river-playing dead (shit)
The flowers on the dunghill stink.
Playing chess with a dung jar-smelly and interesting.
The stone is soaked in the dung jar-smelly and hard; Smelly and hard
Blowing a trumpet on a cesspit-notorious.
The hole in the dung basket-the heart of death (shit)
Eyes on the dung basket-the hole of death (dung)
Maggots in feces-no bones
Washing radishes in a cesspool-it stinks all over.
Steamed walnuts with honey-sweet
The wind does not shake the tree-everything happens for a reason.
Windmills cross the road-there's nothing to do.
The wind blows the lamp grass-the heart is uncertain
The wind blows chicken feathers-up and down
The wind blew away the leaves-swept them away.
The wind is blowing ponytails-inextricably linked
The wind blows the wheat seedlings-one-sided
The wind blew against the wall-it fell on both sides.
The wind is blowing clouds-floating.
The wind blows up dust-it's as easy as blowing it off.
The wind blows the hat and buckles the sparrow-unexpected wealth
Light an oil lamp on the tuyere-it's blown.
Pimp on Damper-Drag it back and forth
The wind sweeps the poplars-the whereabouts are unknown; I don't know where I am.
Replace the bellows with the coffin man.
Replace the bellows with blowers-one is better than the other.
The wind blows up stones-nonsense; Really can blow
The kite is offline-the skills are shaking; Is collapsing
Goose feathers in the wind-without a trace
Mad dogs bite people when they see them; Bite people indiscriminately
The mad dog jumped over the wall-his eyes were red; Forced; Forced to leave
A mad dog bites the moon-arrogance (king); I don't know how high the sky is and how deep the ground is-I don't know my limitations.
Mao Jian, with abundant grain.
The sewing needle is used as an awl-it is difficult to pass; cannot get/go through
Sewing clothes for the drill-tit for tat
New Year's Eve Birthday-Double Happiness
Phoenix fell into the henhouse and was down and out.
Phoenix sparrow changes nest-upside down
Phoenix with chicken feathers-reinventing the wheel
Phoenix gives birth to chickens-each generation is not as good as the next; Generation ratio difference
Phoenix has a nest, birds have a nest-it doesn't matter; inconnected
Impatiens seed-untouchable
Scraping gold on the Buddha's face-despicable; Seek details; fleet
Husband and wife quarrel at home-I don't know who is right or wrong; It's hard to tell right from wrong.
Husband and wife turn against each other-everything happens for a reason; it's a long story
Couples strike while the iron is hot-competitors
The couple went to a restaurant to eat and drink.
Husband and wife push the mill-do it in circles; circle
Grass floating on the water-helplessness
Bad fish in dog days-smelly goods; Dirty goods
Guo Guo in the dog days-screaming happily.
The fence is a wall, and it is unstable.
Help the drunk cross the broken bridge-shake it up and down.
Waiter brings tea-tell the whole story.
The axe cut into the forest-everything has its vanquisher.
Stop at the bottom of the bucket-dying (end)
There is no room for a hair in your stomach-you are narrow-minded.
Miss Rich Family-Fragile
Father and son guess boxing-hello, father and son.
Father and son watch tigers fight-make a fuss
Floods and mourning-natural disasters and man-made disasters
Moldy grapes-full of bad water
Yeast powder-can eliminate malnutrition
Looking for a good day through the old imperial calendar-retrogression
The rice jar broke my ear-don't mention it.
Open the door of the roof-six parents denied it.
Building a house on the roof-leaking water (building)
Grass on the house-scraped seeds.
Playing tricks on the roof-playing hard
Read the newspaper with a magnifying glass-it's obvious.
Fart and blow the lights-practice one skill each.
Let go of the baggage and have a chat-two-part allegorical saying
Firewood for herding sheep-piggyback type
Put the duck on the mountain-in the wrong place
Fat-footed crab-everyone (clip)
Bowing in the cemetery-a colored (shooting) ghost
Playing with a big knife on the grave-it's really scary.
Was quickly painted crow white.
Cow dung knocks at the door-it stinks home.
Stick a stake in the dunghill-smelly bachelor
Phoenix, horse and cow-irrelevant
Goose feathers in the wind-without a trace
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
A mad dog bites-catch it.
Dig an egg in the honeycomb-I want to change the thorn.
Buddha's eye-can't move
The couple watched-talking and laughing.
The sun in dog days-very poisonous.
A duck that can't help a tree bitch!
Chop three rivers with one axe-continuous flow
Axe splitting water-in vain
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