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4 routines that make you want to stop, shocking love stories, talking about falling leaves, you belong to me.

1. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? Buy your unswerving devotion.

2. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

3. I'm as sure as a gun, all I need is a kiss.

4. Cuteness is not a long-term solution, but I am cute.

5. Peggy piggy, you deserve me.

6. There is a rumor that I like you. Let me clarify that it is not a rumor.

7. Only state officials can set fire to it, and you are not allowed to leave me.

8. You must have been very tired last night, because you kept running in my dream.

9. I think you are hurting me by approaching me, which makes me like you so much.

1. You are so strange and cute today.

11. I think I'm a playboy. I like your everyday appearance.

12. Do you have a lighter? No? Then how did you light my heart?

13. I can't explain why I love you. All I know is that as long as I have you, I can't fall in love with others.

14. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

15. Do you know why you are so cold? Because you don't have someone as warm as me around.

16. I don't like you very much for nothing.

17. Confucius said: Look before you leap. I like you.

18. My little girl is incompetent, so I count on my fingers. My son needs me in this life.

19. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.

2. Do you know what god I like best? It's your eyes.

21. If you were ugly, I might take you shopping, watching movies, eating western food, taking a walk, watching the stars and the moon, and talking about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs, but you are so beautiful that I just want to fall in love with you.

22. My rent is due. Can I stay in your heart?

23. If I have a child with you, what do you think it will be? What seat? Gemini? No, our masterpiece.

24. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

25. What would you like to drink? I want to protect you.

26. I think you look like one of my relatives. ? My mother's daughter-in-law

27. Do you know what is in the lover's eyes? Xi Shi. No, you appear.

28. Have you put on weight recently? No. Why do you say that? Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

29. the fallen leaves return to their roots, and you belong to me.

3. Sir, there is no end to the sea of misery, and it's me later.

31. I don't want to bump into the south wall, just want to bump into Mr. Wang's chest.

32. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, otherwise, how could I bubble happily at the sight of you?

33. Can you play the piano? No? Then how did you stir my heartstrings?

34. When I first met you, God whispered a few words in my ear, and I was doomed.

35. Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? It's yours forever.

36. What do you belong to? I am a tiger. Stop lying, you belong to me.

37. What sign are you? Gemini? No. I made it for you.

38. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? It's your fault.

39. if I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Because you are as beautiful as a flower.

4. Sometimes life is a little bitter, so don't complain, just hug me. Deciduous leaves return to their roots to make sentences

1. A person can come on a trip, but who knows the loneliness and uneasiness of a person's trip? People can't drift all the time, and one day they will fall to their roots.

2. We are all a group of lonely fish, and we accidentally swim into this world. No matter how far we swim, we will still set foot on this road to go home one day, and the leaves will return to their roots.

3. When people get older, they will have the idea of returning to their roots.

4. Deciduous leaves come to the root. After all, it is the leaf's long-cherished wish or the tree's persistence.

5. Many people have the idea of returning to their hometown after retirement.

6. Wanderers have no roots, so they can't return to their roots.

7. Your love with me is like a breeze holding fallen leaves. Even if the ends of the earth, the leaves will eventually return to their roots.

8. Just like a leaf. What do the fallen leaves mean? Death. Yes, that's it. The fallen leaves are dead, but it's not over. Because it becomes a part of the soil, it will soon become a part of life, and it will grow new trees and new leaves. Fallen leaves come back to their roots, and so do people. The other shore of sky blue

9. Tired birds miss their nests, and leaves fall back to their roots. When we return to our hometown, it is like returning to the place where we used to dock. From here, we will sail to eternity, and our soul will never die. We will be in heaven and miss our home in this world.

1. As people become more and more mature, they can't let go of their desires. Only when they die, will they hope that they will be ordinary, just like falling leaves come back to their roots. Everyone in the world has to go through a joke of time. Characters:

A: Xie Xie, the grave buyer, the nephew of the deceased second uncle

B: the grave seller, the grave seller

C: Henry, the foreign friend of second uncle

(Party A and Party B stand alone.

B: Wait a little longer! (Company C runs on the stage panting)

Company C: Hello. Excuse me, is this cemetery 25?

A: Yes!

c: YES! I'm so smart, I just found the 89th one and got it right! Hello, I'm a friend of the deceased. We made an appointment with you on the phone. The deceased told me to bring his ashes here from abroad and find him a cemetery suitable for him. This is the purpose of my coming. Do you understand my purpose? (Party A nods)

C: Yeah! I'm too smart to express myself clearly. Another thing is that the deceased asked me to give his legacy to his eldest nephew, Mr. Xie Xie. Excuse me, which one of you is Mr Xie Xie? "

A: Second Uncle! (crying, stumbling to take the ashes, kneeling and crying) Second Uncle, why did you leave?

You? You didn't tell me, oh ...

B: Come on, you're a grave buyer, there's no need to cry like this!

A: Second Uncle, when I was two years old, you went to a foreign country to hang out. I just heard that you were successful, and as a result, you went to a funeral. (Right) As a grave seller, my second uncle likes luxury and noise all his life. I have packed the whole grave, and every tree is hung with small speakers, playing the sound of traffic for me 24 hours. I stripped this row of small party graves, built a row of small simple sheds, and gave me Lamian Noodles's, barbecue, pancake fruit, crispy rice, and ear-shaped fried cakes. This way, arrange a row of security guards for me. If there is nothing to do, they will be driven away and run around my second uncle's grave to get busy.

B: Sir, you have to spend a lot of extra money.

A: What's wrong with spending some money as a junior when the elder is gone? How expensive can your most expensive grave be?

b: forty-eight thousand square meters.

What's the cheapest one?

b: forty-seven thousand.

C: Wow, it's more expensive than ours.

A (turns to Henry), Mr. Henry, how much legacy did my second uncle leave me after he left?

C: Let me tell you this. Your second uncle died of hunger abroad. I even paid for the plane tickets. You see

can you give me the ticket?

A (slowly walks up to Henry and gives him a one-arm hug) is finished.

C: Where is it?

A: I'm telling you, Mr. Henry, this is not my second uncle at all! Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?

C: It can't be wrong. You were shameless just now, just like your second uncle before his death! Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is Xie Xie. Your whole family is very polite.

A: There are many polite people. They are all my second uncle.

C: Your second uncle still remembers that today is your thirtieth birthday. He told me to give you this urn as your birthday present. Happy birthday, I'm sorry for your loss. Your second uncle's wish is to be buried in this mountain in his hometown. Come on, have a shovel and plant this tree of life.

A: Wait a minute. Does it cost money to plant trees?

B: Hehe. 4444 yuan, this tree symbolizes the rebirth of life.

A: It is said that people are supposed to be reborn as human beings after death, but is it appropriate to plant trees on the urn? In the future, they will be reborn as vegetarians, or plants will fight zombies.

C: After all, children, you have fulfilled the wishes of the deceased.

A: It's not that I'm not round. A broken grave sells for more than 4, yuan. Let me introduce it to you. It's a very suitable grave for the elderly, with a transparent board in the north and south, a dark kitchen and a dark bathroom, no light in the four seasons, water leakage in winter and frost in summer, downstairs on the ground, and next door's surname is Zhang. Our greatest advantage is the geographical environment. You see, the yellow highway on the left and the crane airport on the right, and the middle one is the most prosperous pedestrian mall in our grave area, with a dead end. Another good news is that if you can buy the grave in full now, we will also give you a coffin. I don't know whether you like the flip cover or the slide cover.

A: Do you have a touch screen?

B: I studied it and stopped production.

A: Why?

B: Nobody pressed it, and this pagoda grave is the most luxurious Egyptian style in the whole grave area, and the pyramid symbolizes the deceased before his death. (dance)

A (dance)

C (dance) I like this one, so I'll take this one

B: How about it, Mr. Xie? Is this a good dance?

A: It's good, but does it cost money?

B: 47,111 yuan

A: Money is not expensive, and I'm afraid I'll jump my second uncle to life

B: I almost forgot, sir. I take the liberty to ask you, does your second uncle have a local account? A: What's the difference?

A: What if it's a foreigner?

B: You have to die for five years first. After five years, you can only buy this grave with personal tax payment.

A: It's just that I can't buy it.

B: Hey, sir, don't worry about this. I have a list here. The second uncle can buy a grave as soon as he comes here.

A: Do you still need to make trouble with the bridal chamber?

B: You are really brave. Mr. Xie, I will entrust you to buy two sets of graves, one for the second uncle, and one for us to rent out and repay the loan with rent.

A: Your company told me to love my grave. In this way, please leave us alone, and I'll discuss it with my second uncle. Second Uncle, you didn't mean to make people laugh at me. Do you think I'm doing well? In fact, I can't live without you. You are starving, and I'm starving. You said that you are a returnee, and it's romantic to scatter your ashes into the sea. If you have nothing to do, you can still raise fish. Doby seagulls, after eating seafood, have to be buried here. Ok, after all, we are relatives, I will take you. What's the matter with you?

B: Come back, you have no money, you can buy a grave.

C: This check is for my nephew, Xie Xie.

A: I am Xie Xie.

C: 1 million US dollars.

B: Mr. Xie, we have it here. Second uncle, this grade is too low. I will accompany you to see the affordable grave in a couple of days.

c: hey, hey, you haven't reported my ticket to me yet. The happiest time of every day is to walk alone at night, bring a portable stereo, p>

The sentence about the roots of fallen leaves

First, the sadness of the roots of fallen leaves, is there any sadness in your heart?

second, fallen leaves return to their roots. After all, it's not until I'm old enough to go home that I think it's good to be close to home. Beijing has given me too much and lost a lot, but people have to move on, don't they?

third, fallen leaves return to their roots, which is the cycle of life.

fourth, the trees soar, and the fallen leaves return to their roots. Long trees have to cut off the shorter branches, is it to cut off the past?

5. Fallen leaves fall back to sleep and listen to the earth. What comes from the soil is returned to the soil, and then new seedlings are cultivated as pillars.

six, the fallen leaves come back to their roots, just like I left you and looked at you from a distance.

Seven, since I didn't have a mobile phone in primary school, I used the old version of the rewind fast-forward recorder to listen to the fallen leaves again and again at night, changing myself, a simple song, another paradise, and having more opportunities to get close to his various songs, MVs and movies when I went to college.

eight, the fallen leaves come down to the root, not the cruelty of the wind, nor the persistence of the trees, but the fallen leaves, and I want to go home.

Nine, it's another late autumn, and the leaves in Qiu Lai have fallen. Last year, I saw golden patches.