Solicitation: Short English Jokes

One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village and drove on the country road to see what the farm looked like and how farmers made a living. The city man saw a farmer holding a pig in his yard and holding it high so that the pig could eat the apples on the apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I think your pig likes apples, but isn't that a waste of time?" The farmer replied, "What is time to a pig?"

One day, a tourist from the city came to a small village and drove on a country road to see what the farm looked like and how the farmers lived. This is because the city people saw a farmer with a pig in his hand, standing on the grass behind his house and holding it high so that he could eat the apples on the tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I think your pig likes apples, but it's not very good." The farmer replied, "What does time mean to pigs?"