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Qq classic personality is about not pestering yourself and having the ability to pester others.

First, don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.

Second, people in love ignore each other most of the time except for being madly in love. Each couple only pays attention to each other for the first six months. Therefore, lovers can't always know what you are thinking. The meaning of being a man is to let him know what you want. Why do some women get what they want? The secret is only three words: tell him.

Third, moonlight is like water. Under the moon tonight, will you still remember what kind of spoony promise you and I made under the full moon flower? Life and death are rich and prosperous, and the son inherits it. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

Fourth, it's not that we have too little, but that we care too much. At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and one day it is rich and one day it is poor; When the moon is full, it will be a year of sorrow and joy; Pain is also a day, and happiness is also a day. Why not have a happy day? Life is not a dead end, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable.

5. It's raining, and you still cry with Russia? Defeat.

6. Some girls are happy with everyone when they are in love, and cry when they are lovelorn. Is there only love in your world? Love is the ornament of life, and snacks are the staple food. Sooner or later, the other person will not like you. Still think about it and do something to make your life richer and more exciting. An independent woman will never depend on love.

Some love is lost when it is Lacrimosa, but it is boring when it is gained. You think you love someone, but in fact you are just unwilling and unwilling to give up. There are not so many emotions in real life, whether they are laughter, crying, excitement, romance or anger, they are all gone in the end. The highest state of love is that there is no surprise and joy, and it is dull to the end.

Eight, the luckiest thing in life is to meet a fun person and play with yourself.

I often think that the best things in the world are love and religion. A person who converted from religion. Two people, into love. Lonely lamp green roll is a kind of beauty, adding fragrance to tea is a kind of romance. Many beautiful stories begin with love and end with religion. There are also many legends, starting with religion and ending with love. But no matter what it is, it is the purification and sublimation of the soul, such as mountains and rivers, the rising of the sun and the setting of the moon. Going to Qiu Lai in spring belongs only to nature.

Failure doesn't mean you are poor, but reminds you to work hard.

1 1. Do you need a reason to get married? Of course, some people are rich, some people are beautiful, and some people are forced by their families. In fact, many years later, you will find that life is really comfortable, and wealth and appearance are floating clouds. You are willing to love someone, no matter what life is like. So, the only reason to get married is that I want to.

Ten years ago, a year ago, or even yesterday, it doesn't matter who you are. What matters is who you are today and who you are tomorrow.

Thirteen, there is no ability to pester yourself, and there is also the ability to pester others.

Fourteen, withdrawn, lofty, unknown. Who knows that your mind quietly blooms into a lotus flower in the afternoon, graceful, quiet and dust-free, and you have exhausted your life's acacia and love. People say butterflies are flying flowers. No beautiful butterfly can fly over the sea. One tears, one dances alone, one is lonely, and one dies. I just want to hold you in my heart, hold your warmth and feel your heartbeat in the deepest part of the world of mortals.

Fifteen, holding hands for three years and three seconds can be loosened.

Sixteen, behind the deception, a broken heart, everything is a lie you weave. Since you don't love, why bother?

Seventeen, there are always some intimate notes that will be changed to their original names and surnames and sent back to the public group.

18. Ask the Buddha to give me a tear of pity and let me retire in this tear. Lotus is happy, mixed with sorrow and joy. In this world, I don't want to be rich, brilliant or immortal. I just want you. I am willing to bear the joys and sorrows of life, as long as I have a beautiful encounter with you in the depths of the world of mortals.

My sky turned gray after you left, so I care about you.

20. Determined to lose weight, I gave up within a week, agreed not to be late, overslept the next day, promised to take good care of myself, turned my face or stayed up late. The most useless thing for people is that they are irresponsible to themselves, and they can't even do what they promised. They always complain that the world is deceiving you.

Sad personality: You have the ability to make me cry, but you have no ability to make me happy.

1, men get bad when they have money, and women get rich when they get bad.

2. mistress is a good thing, because she took away those who are inferior to pigs and dogs, and left behind those who really love us.

3, your goodness should be reserved for people who know how to be grateful, not the kind of bitch who takes your goodness for granted and pushes her luck.

I am the soft-hearted person who has been tortured by you countless times and then your words and actions have been coaxed.

When a woman is sad, she is the easiest to accept others, so you hurt her again and again, which means you force her to accept others again and again.

6. One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

7. Being with you for a long time is a joke, a love story and a myth, but it is definitely not the truth.

8. It is better to take time to prove than to take time to explain.

9. Marrying a woman is like a holiday: marry the right person and spend Valentine's Day every day; Marry the wrong person, Tomb-Sweeping Day every day; Marry a lazy man, every labor day; Marry a rich man and celebrate the New Year every day. ; Marry a playboy and celebrate Singles Day every day; Marry a naive, everyday Children's Day; Marry a liar, every April fool's day!

10, don't be invisible, I have deleted you.

1 1. Please remember the boy who makes you laugh and the girl who helps you with your homework.

12, stockings are a symbol of power. Women can conquer men by wearing them, and men can conquer banks by wearing them!

13, please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

14. People who indulge themselves are not worthy of pity. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

15, fish can't live without water, boiled fish.

16, it's no accident that I've been waiting.

17, you are not nostalgic, you are just unhappy now.

18, girl, if you dare to sleep with my man, I will dare to go to your father's room to be your mother.

19, I can confess to a person or ignore a person.

20. Inappropriate is poverty, no feeling is ugliness, love at first sight is beauty, and deliberate is money. That is the reality.

A great love story: blame yourself. Ability to like others, no ability.

1. There is no right or wrong in this society, only the strong and the weak. If you can do it, others will curry favor with you, but you can't. Even the dog is stepping on you.

Xiaosan is the greatest woman in the world. She bears a bad reputation, but she helps you recognize a man's true colors.

If you care too much about other people's opinions, your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.

4, people are not as good as ghosts without money, and soup is not as good as water without salt. You will gradually find that a kind heart can never compare with a good mouth.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

6. In this society: if you are honest, more people will bully you; If you are simple and kind, more people will use you; When you are strong, more people will follow you; You are down and out, and more people abandon you.

7. Remember, only when there is something wrong with your body will you realize that all your troubles are farting, you have nothing to do when you are full, and a healthy life is more important than anything else.

8. Don't be a victim and tell others about your misfortune. Just say three words to everyone and don't lose my heart at all.

9. It makes sense to fart if you succeed, and it makes sense to fart if you fail. It takes a long time to read people's hearts.

10, running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

1 1. Sometimes the more they care, the more they love being true. Good feelings are always mutual; Not afraid not to quarrel, but afraid not to talk.

12. Blame yourself. Have the ability to like others, but have no ability to make others like you.

I hate my incompetence.

I hate that I always have only three minutes of heat. I hate that I don't have the ability and skill to be self-righteous. I hate that I eat and drink and die. I hate that I have been trampled under my feet and have no backbone. I hate that I always have nothing to do. I hate that I don't know where I come from. I am lazy and become a dead dog. I hate that I always live in a beautiful imagination, but the reality crawls on the ground. I hate that I always stand in the same place and look at the future of others, just like me.

I hate my incompetence.

First of all, I want to say goodbye to my present life. I hate my incompetence. I want to fly away with my baby, but unfortunately the bank card balance is zero. I scold myself 10,000 times because I have no ability to have a complete home. I'm sad, I want to give up.

Second, you can't blame others, let alone your parents, but you can only blame yourself for incompetence! You can't envy others because their fathers are rich and powerful, because your parents have tried their best! I want to be strong, so I don't have to point to this and lean against that! The road is your own, and you have to bear the good or bad!

Third, I hate my inability. Every time I encounter unreasonable coercion from my parents, I will be speechless and financially independent. I hope I can become a complete person as soon as possible.

Fourth, some women are used to being slaves! On the one hand, I hate, on the other hand, I kneel! If you are incapable, be honest and act like a slave.

I hate this kind of life. I am really unfilial. I think this is a burden, and I want to escape. But I struggled to tell myself that I couldn't. Why, why this happened in my house, why. I began to complain about the unfairness of the world, and I hated myself for being incompetent.

6. Who is to blame? I hate myself for being thin-skinned now. There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who are talented, hardworking and arrogant, and those who are unable to come. I have nothing to do with these two, and I deserve a miserable life.

7. It's all your own fault and your own hatred. This is your whole life. You made it yourself. Who makes you incompetent, who makes you ignorant, who makes you lose face, and you have the money to give good things to others. Are you mentally strong enough? You deserve it! You deserve it!

Eight, I hate myself for being so weak. Why can't I keep running towards the set goal? I hate that I have no ability to protect the people around me, and I am not strong enough for them to rely on.

9. How did you feel when the building you worked so hard to build collapsed? When you are most helpless, what do you think when you see the dismissive eyes of others? So life is really realistic! I don't blame you, I just hate my incompetence!

10. Not often at home. Just like this time, even if I have time to go back, I know I will be unhappy, afraid of being scolded, afraid of being blamed, because I have no ability, I will only reach out for money, hate my ignorance, hate my growth, and never change me. Really deserved it.

Eleven, in the future without you, I am confused. There are shadows everywhere that we have walked through these years. I hate myself for not holding the woman I love in my arms. I am so sad that I can't breathe. If I can hope that God will destroy my peach blossom and let me die alone.

Twelve, I hate myself, I hate myself for being worthless, incompetent, immature and not growing up.

13. Looking back on my past is not a beautiful memory, but guilt fills my heart. This kind of guilt often makes me feel so sad that I can't control myself. I hate my incompetence, I hate meeting you so early, I hate reaching out to you and missing your youth and beauty. At that time, I was too poor, too stupid and too bad; What about now? I learned to buy gifts, learn to be good-tempered, and learn to listen to you, but, but, you are already happy, and my wish has been forgotten. I felt guilty when I died. Now I dare not tell anyone I like, afraid of loneliness and disappointment, so I eat alone, stay in a daze, stop and go, go to see a doctor alone, go to school alone, feel sorry for myself, and cry like a fool when I am drunk. Listen, listen, I'm fine. I'm fine, together, together.

14. My daughter-in-law's words kept me awake all night. When I read English, I am afraid of shortness of breath. Regret that I didn't mix well and was despised by people around me. I hate my kindness and understanding more. So being reasonable is just outspoken, but my mind is really unhappy. what can I do? As a man, I have no ability. How can I blame those who say you? Sometimes I think it would be nice if I could be selfish.

15. I want to end this unfortunate marriage. It's too painful. What kind of life is this? I am so confused that I found such a poor man with no ability and many bad habits. I used my house to give him a loan and helped him borrow so many foreign debts. I really hate myself. I will put up with it. When I get all my debts back, I'll break up with him. Now you can only endure it, and when everything is paid off, you can live by yourself and use it again. You still have the ability to cheat. You like to put on airs outside and pretend to be rich. Actually, it's nothing. It's all about who makes a living. You know better than anyone. You are a freeloader. You are a liar who lives by cheating! I hope you will die soon after paying back the money and leave quickly. I really don't want to see you again!

Sixteen, family and savings are always contradictory. I hate my incompetence. What I fear most is not that I hate myself. I'm afraid that dog eggs and hemp will hate me if they don't eat or drink.

In fact, I am angry with myself and hate my incompetence. I wanted to give him the best, but I didn't. Why can't I kill those bitches? I hate myself for not using despair.

Eighteen, if I can earn more money, I think everything is not a problem now. I hate that I can't do it myself. At the age when I should have enjoyed my youth, I lost my freedom, willfulness, feelings and madness. Yes, I am struggling, and I want to work hard in a better direction, but I am doomed to find my youth after many years. At this moment, I regret it in advance, but I can only have the right to regret it. I often find myself trapped in sensibility and rationality, and I don't want to quibble.

Nineteen, full of complaints. Full of grievances. Full of unwillingness. I only hate myself for not giving my parents a better life. At that age, you are still arguing about a lunch. This is not what I want to see. I also hope that those who think they are still young will clap their faces and wake up. Parents don't owe you anything, and they have no obligation to bear your responsibilities. You live a carefree life. Do you know what kind of life your parents live?

Twenty, my parents' hair is white. I feel distressed that they are still worried about me at this age. I only hate that they have no ability to earn money.

Twenty-one, I have no ability to hate myself. If I don't work hard, of course, I can only stop this irresistible life. I want to change, but I have no ability to get along. It seems that all the good things I have played are gone. I feel sad, but inexplicably uncomfortable. I hate myself for wanting to cry and sleep for a long time.

Twenty-two, that initial heart is slowly disappearing, I don't know how long I can persist. Habit is really a terrible thing. I have many ideas, but I can't find someone to talk to. Maybe that's the way society is. I hate my incompetence.

Twenty-three, I'm leaving. I want to live my own life. It doesn't matter whether you come or not. Thank you for coming. I don't hate you. I only blame myself for not having you by my side. Because I also have everything I need to prove. You don't understand me and I don't blame you. You didn't accompany me, so I had to come with you. I hope you can have a good time in the future. I won't know you either. From now on, strangers, don't say hello. Thank you for coming. I don't regret your leaving. There is a difference between flowers blooming and falling.

Twenty-four, throw all kinds of complaints and dislikes at me when I get home. I can't help being really wronged and hating my incompetence. It's really a negative energy explosion. I just watched the news on the web page with my computer, which is even more annoying. I'm afraid I can't get ashore.

I am angry that I can't buy my own house for my children. I hate that I found a worthless person. I hate myself for not bringing happiness to my parents. I hate that I can't afford a house. How could I be bullied by my husband's family like this? How the fuck am I so unlucky?

Twenty-six, it suddenly occurred to me that I haven't called grandma for half a month. I called her today and suddenly asked me that you didn't seem very happy when you came back last time. Your aunt also said you were unhappy, so I said I'll ask you when you call back? Tears came down in an instant. I can't tell you what happened to me. I should hate my incompetence.

Twenty-seven, the work is too tired, the physical condition is getting worse and worse, and I hate myself for being incompetent, so being grumpy and loving to lose my temper does not mean not loving. Can't express their feelings, lack of love, don't know how to love, leading to the end of a relationship. Change your mind, cherish the woman who painted you with iodine after the fight, and still stare at my departure for a long time. You told me to quit my job and take care of my health. I've figured it out, the future is still very long, and I'll try my best to make you live a good life.

28. 10/day, I started from failure and ended from failure. I don't know whose fault it is today, but I decided to stop at myself, because I chose to forgive her whether she cheated or not, but I hate her because a boy fell out with me. I hate that she did this to me. I hate her. But it also shows that I am stupid, incompetent, incompetent, and I hate to find someone to vent. I found myself under the steps but didn't know that the steps were too high to fall down, so I failed again. Although what she said with hatred and anger was aimed at me, I hurt her, deeply hurt her, and she completely lost her feelings for me. Anyway, she won't forgive me. Forgive me for being angry and hateful. Maybe this is shooting a stone.

Twenty-nine, I really hate that I can't do it, or I can let my mother go out and brag, because what my mother hears is who and who! Thoughts on the first night home on National Day.