The funniest joke

1. Someone bought a jar of wine and put it in the corridor. The next day, he found that 1/5 was missing, so he put a sticker on the barrel with the words "No Stealing of Wine". On the third day, the wine was 2/5 less, and he was so angry that he posted the words "Severe fines for those who steal alcohol". On the fourth day, the wine was still stolen, and only 1/5 was left. His lungs exploded with anger. When his friend found out about this, he said, "Idiot! You don't know how to put the word 'urine bucket' on the wine barrel?" He thought it was reasonable, so he did it. On the fifth day he cried: The bucket is full. .

2. The daughter asked her mother if the angel was a magical horse. The mother thought about it and the daughter asked if it was a poop in the sky.

3. Fish said: "I open my eyes all the time so that I can't leave you." Water said: "I flow tirelessly all day long just to surround you and hold you tight." ." Guo said, "It's almost done, but there's so much nonsense."

4. A rich man boasted to others that a cattail leaf fan he had been shaking for thirty years was still as good as new, but others didn't believe it. , asked him how you use it? The rich man said: "I hold the cattail leaf fan with my hand without moving, and shake my head in front of the cattail leaf fan."

5. In a fishery store, his crabs were all tied up with five-flowered flowers. In a plastic box containing water. The number of crabs in each box varies. Those with 3 crabs are called "Taoyuan Three Brothers", 4 crabs are called "Four Heroes of the Early Tang Dynasty", 5 crabs are called "Five Tiger Generals", and 6 crabs are called "Five Tiger Generals" "Six Gentlemen of Wuxu", those who pretended to be seven were called "Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove", and those who pretended to be eight were called "Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties". The customer said to the boss: "You are so creative in selling crabs!" The boss said: "There are many educated people who come here to buy crabs. We are playing the 'culture card'!"