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The detailed description of Wu Song’s fight against tigers in Water Margin!

Wu Song went home to visit his brother and passed by Jingyanggang on the way. After drinking eighteen bowls of wine at the Gangxia Hotel, I staggered up the hill. Not much happened, but I saw a writing on a tree: "The tiger in Jingyanggang has recently injured people, but there are passing merchants, so they should form a group to cross the hill. Don't make any mistakes." Wu Song believed that this was a letter from the restaurant. Scary, in order to let passers-by stay in his shop, ignore it and continue to move forward.

When the sun was about to set, Wu Song came to a dilapidated temple and saw a government notice posted on the temple door. After Wu Song read it, he learned that there was a real tiger on the mountain. When he went back to stay in the hotel, he was afraid that the store would make fun of him. Continue walking forward again. Due to the effect of alcohol, he found a large bluestone and lay down on his back. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard a strong wind howling, and a tiger with upturned eyes and a white forehead rushed toward Wu Song.

Wu Song quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. As soon as the tiger jumped, Wu Song dodged again. The tiger got anxious, roared, and hit Wu Song with its tail. Wu Song jumped away in a hurry, and when the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick, exerted all his strength, and hit the tiger's head hard. Just a "click" sound was heard, and the whistle stick hit the branch.

The tiger's bestiality became stronger and it rushed towards Wu Song again. Wu Song threw away half of the stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin of the tiger's head with his left hand and hit the tiger's head with his right hand. After a while, the tiger was killed. The tiger beat her so hard that her eyes, mouth, nose and ears were bleeding everywhere. She lay on the ground unable to move. Wu Song was afraid that the tiger would pretend to be dead, so he raised his half-whistle stick and beat him for a while. When he saw that the tiger was really out of breath, he stopped. From then on, Wu Song became famous.

Extended information:

Wu Song is from Qinghe County. He has an older brother named Wu Dalang. His parents died when he was young, and he was raised by his elder brother Wu Dalang. Wu Song was eight feet long, handsome in appearance, and had a hundred kilograms of strength in his body. Because Song Jiang killed Yan Poxi at home, he fled to Chaijin Mansion, where he met Wu Song. Wu Song said goodbye to Chai Jin and Song Jiang and rushed to Qinghe County to find his brother. Song Jiang was reluctant to give up and became brothers with Wu Song.

Pan Jinlian tried to seduce Wu Song, but was rejected. She was seduced by local wealthy Ximen Qing. After the adultery was exposed, the two poisoned Wu Dalang. In order to take revenge, Wu Song first killed Pan Jinlian and then Ximen Qing. After the murder, Wu Song surrendered to the Yanggu County government office.

Wu Song passed by the Cross Slope Hotel, saw through Sun Erniang’s Menghan medicinal wine, and fought with her. In Mengzhou, Wu Song was taken care of by Shi En, the golden-eyed Biao. In order to repay his kindness, Wu Song drunkenly beat Jiang Menshen and helped Shi En regain the "Happy Forest" hotel.

In the process of escaping, with the help of Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, they pretended to be "practitioners" who practice Buddhism. Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang asked Wu Song to go to Erlong Mountain.

When attacking Daming Mansion, Wu Song disguised himself as a traveling monk and went to the city to respond. After Lu Junyi went up the mountain, Wu Song was one of the leaders who insisted on letting Song Jiang take the first place. When attacking Dongchang Mansion, Wu Song and Lu Zhishen deceived Zhang Qing, and Zhang Qing fell into the trap and was captured alive. At the time of Dajuyi, Wu Song was ranked fourteenth in Liangshan, with the star number Tianshangxing, and his position was the leader of the infantry.

Later Wu Song participated in the entire process of pacifying the Liao Kingdom, Tian Hu, Wang Qing, and Fang La. Among the tigers conquering the field, Wu Song hacked Shen An to death with one knife. When fighting Fang La, Wu Song hacked to death the three great kings Fang Mao.

When Wu Song was conquering Fang La, Wu Song lost an arm in a conspiracy for Bao Daoyi. When he returned to the army, Wu Song refused to return to Bianjing and became a monk in Liuhe Temple. He was named the Patriarch of Qingzhong and was given a hundred thousand yuan Throughout the whole life, he finally died at the age of eighty.

Baidu Encyclopedia—Wu Song