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Classic lines from Sword and Sword 3
1. Electric shock stinky tofu turtle, gangster, stinky tofu
2. (Sedum was bitten by a poisonous person, and he was afraid that he would not be able to bite Xuejian)
Sedum: Get out, go quickly.
Xuejian: Why?
Sedum; I, I am afraid that you will molest me
Xuejian: I was afraid that you would molest me.
3. I am the eldest daughter of the Tang family, and I am a pig if I leave you at this moment!
4. (Outside the Sedum Gate bitten by a poisonous person)
Chang Yin: Could it be that they were poisoned?
Chang Qing: They were not poisoned, their eyes were still black.
Xue Jian: Then why are you crazy?
Maomao: I am protecting my boss!
He Biping: I am protecting myself!
5. If it lives in the deep mountains and old forests, has seven heads and six arms, and is violent, how can you let it help me? How can you let it help me... (The way Sedum talks So funny)
6. (The five-poison beast turned into a potato, everyone was amazed) Why did it turn into a potato again?
(Sedum leaked his words and even sprayed Changqing's face with saliva)
7. (Speech leaked) Jingtian: Little thing, come out quickly
(Look at Changqing, Xuejian, etc.) She is shy, let me do something.
(Turns to the Five Poison Beasts) With so many people looking at me, why don’t you give me some face?
Change, change, change
Little guy, don’t just save me because I’m handsome. I am alone, and I must have a heart of charity and save everyone
8. When I was a child, I always tore the clothes my mother made for me. When she beat me, I would cry, and she would Stop beating me...
9. It turns out that there is Perak Hall under the big three yuan. No wonder I lose money even if I wear red pants
10. She can detoxify and take drugs. , she is really a poisonous potato
11. (Jingtian leaked his words and sprayed Changqing in the face) "You walk and hold on to the wall, and your spit is bloody"
12. Who wants you to fix your teeth? Do you think you are a dentist in white clothes?
13. It’s mud, it’s very soft, I can’t even bite tofu, you want to be hungry? Damn me
14. Don’t think that if you grow a pair of horns, you are the Bull Demon King
15. Xu Changqing, don’t you think he is very white? His teeth are white. , the eyes are white, the clothes are white, even the shoes are white, by the way, in fact, everyone in you Shushan is very white, now it’s better, I have become so white, I finally got rid of the clothes Dirty, you waved your hand and turned me white again
16. You have already called me a sword, but you are still so cheap. If you insist on following me, can you beat me? Let’s wait until you become a human being.
17. What kind of sword is that? You didn’t come when you were supposed to come. I can’t beat him now. Come and save me.
18 Sedum: Why am I fainting again? La
Xuejian: Like a pregnant woman, she gets dizzy at every turn
19. Xuejian to Changqing: Marry me, or I can marry you
20. Sedum: My name is Sedum, the scenery of Sedum, the sky of Sedum
21. Bai Doufu’s master: "Non-disciples of this sect are not allowed to enter the Demon Locking Tower."
Chang knelt cross-legged on the ground and said, "Please, the master, expel me from the school."
22. Zhao Gongyan: Do you know how old I am this year?
Jingtian Xuejian didn’t know how much to say
Zhao Gongyan: I am 30 today, didn’t you see it?
Sedum: I didn’t notice it, I really didn’t notice it (she looks 60 years old...)
23. Xuejian: Ah! ! ! ! Now I suddenly feel that jumping into a well is not a heroic enough death! So now I go back and think of a more heroic way to die, and die another day!
24. Sedum: I swear, if I don’t keep my promise, I won’t be able to marry a wife and I won’t be able to give birth to a son (I can’t marry one, but I can marry two.
The son was born to my wife, not me, haha)
25. Let alone being dignified, I can’t even defeat the dignified eldest daughter of the Tang family. (Tangtangtangtang)
26. Miss Zixuan, I want to marry you, and I want to declare to the whole world that I want to marry Miss Zixuan. (This paragraph doesn’t exist in the MS game, but it’s still very courageous.)
27. Never stare at a woman in a daze, otherwise you will fall in love with her involuntarily. (That makes sense)
28. I am you, and I am the only person in the world who is qualified to jump for you. (Touched)
29. Without that sword, I can still annihilate the enemy. (I felt that Hu Jingtian was very powerful when he said this, so I took it in.)
30. If the evil thought is a sword, it becomes an immortal. I am the evil sword immortal. The nameless beginning of heaven and earth. The mother of all things with a name. From today on, you I join hands with the evil thoughts in the world to transcend the six realms and become the strongest in the world (I am even more confused about the origin of the Evil Sword Immortal in the TV series, and who is joining hands with the Evil Sword Immortal)
31. I want to leave you, I don’t want to I am interfering with you. I don’t want you to be confused by the infatuation of love. I want to give you the freedom to achieve your ideals without any worries. (Still touched...)
32. Pig woman. . . Caiya. . . (More shocking than 'Ah Qi' and 'Fourteenth Brother' in Fairy Sword One... I'm speechless)
33. The deadline is three hundred days on earth (Qingwei said this with great emotion Momentum, I don’t feel afraid of Chonglou at all, and I feel good about this leader of Shushan)
34. Today I want to seek justice on behalf of all the men in the world who have no money, no power and no good martial arts. I will not kill him. You should end it on your own (especially the last two sentences and Chang Qing's appearance is also very shocking)
35. There is a kind of feeling called love at first sight (Hu Jingtian said this on the premise that the Fire Ghost King is a woman , but she actually is...)
36. Maomao: Sir Changqing, do you feel that I am a little bit scared?
Chang Qing: Brother Maoshan, I can totally feel your fear, but like this, I have absolutely no way to investigate the case (a bit cold humor... haha)
37. Scene Brother, to be honest, I have known you for so long, and I think you are the most handsome today (this is the most shocking part in the film, I laugh every time I see it... Huo Changqing is definitely the king of cold jokes, although It is completely different from the image in the game, but it may have unexpected effects in the TV series)
38. I want an opponent, an opponent who can really make me draw my sword (that is Chonglou)
39. I am the savior hero (a bit nonsensical, but it reminds me of an action of Sedum in the game: patting his chest, and then raising his thumbs up in a very awesome way.)
40. Chonglou said, just because you are a bastard? snort!
41. Elder: Sedum, belongs to the middle and lower level of primates in the human world.
42. Xiaoyao: I am Li Xiaoyao. (Brother Xiaoyao, you have traveled through time...)
43. Fox Demon: Too stupid and naive.
44 Sedum: Piggy! Yukimi: Naiya!
45. Zixuan: Never stare at a woman, otherwise you will fall in love with her.
46. (The dubbing is wrong = =b) Xiyao: Canopy! (Oh God~)
47. Jingtian: Don’t think that wearing white clothes is enough Think of yourself as a dentist!
48. Chang Qing: You are a bold evildoer, and all those who face the battle are arrayed in front!
49. Zixuan: If you keep doing this, I will take off my clothes. (Sister Xuan is very nice and YD...)
50. Sedum: ...dividends in proportion.
51. Biping: You don’t naively think that Chonglou is your savior, right? Don't forget, the Evil Sword Immortal has already transcended the Six Realms! Not to mention Chonglou, even if the Emperor of Heaven, the Demon Emperor of Heaven, the Fire Ghost King, etc. are added to the list, he will not be his opponent! (Brother Chonglou, you are so pitiful... But Chonglou wants to win...)
52. Jingtian: Go to sleep!
53. Qingwei: After three days, everything is possible.
54. Zixuan: None of you men are good!
55. Changqing: Qing’er, I am daddy.
57. Chang Qing: He is philanthropic, founded schools, engaged in medical treatment, and provided education——
58. Secrets must not be revealed.
59. There are three days left, everything is possible.
60. There will be no deadline!
61. Potatoes
62. You can go up, down, or into the sea
63. Hey there, hey, you are the dignified eldest lady of the Tang family! ?
You don’t want to die when you see how handsome I am~
64. After ten years of cultivation, I spent a hundred years in the same boat and finally slept on my pillow
65. I am dignified. The eldest lady of the family
66. (In the poisonous incident)
Sedum said to Xuejian: The King of Hell told you to die at the third watch, but he would not stay until the fifth watch. People are still alive, too It’s boring to look good, just be happy
67. (Xuejian promised Sedum to fulfill one of his wishes)
Xuejian: Why are you so greedy and want everything
Sedum: Greed, that is the driving force of my life
Xuejian: Despicable and shameless is your whole character
Sedum: That’s right
68. Xuejian: It looks so peaceful here
Sedum: You haven’t heard of a saying that everything is calm before the storm comes
69. (五The poisonous beast turned into a potato, everyone was amazed) Why did it turn into a potato again?
70. Dear Shushan students, I’m leaving it to you, please take your time
71. She can detoxify and She can take drugs, she is really a poisonous potato
72. If you bully him, how dare you bully me, Maomao
73. If I don’t fight, you will beat me to death. You compensate me
74. If a strong man fails to realize his dream, how can he use his full strength? If a person's heart is full of care and regret, he will It’s the same as a weak person, that’s why I’ve fallen like this
75. The highest good is like water: The highest good deeds are like water. Water benefits all things without asking for anything in return. Water is in a place that is hated by everyone, so it is very Approaching the Road
76. A gentleman and a villain always have one thought in mind
77. (Sedum vs. Nightshade) Why do you hug me every chance you get?
78.. Maomao: Boss, are there many small animals over there?
Sedum: Not many, only one sow
79. Don’t be afraid, there is enough ammunition (keep playing with it) Banana in hand)
80. Don’t touch my head, I won’t grow taller
81. Stinky ones are safe, but fragrant ones are not safe
82 .Xue Jian to the fox demon: No amount of spices you put on can hide your stinky body, because your insides stink worse than bed bugs and worse than the poop in the latrine
83. Sedum: What about me? , is the most famous boxing champion in Yuzhou City, Uncle Jing Tianjing
Fox Demon: I am also a drunken and talented little boxing queen who is not happy with boxing
84. Zhao Wuyan: I’m thirty years old, can’t you tell?
Jingtian (with a helpless look on his face): I can’t tell, I really can’t tell
85. We, the young couple, are here This honeymooner (sweat!!)
86. Sedum to Xuejian: I know, you want to covet my beauty while I am asleep
87 .The stage is like life, there is only one chance
88. (Jingtian in despair said to Xuejian)
Don’t you still have Huaying? You still have so many good friends. Well. You still have me---I'll forget it...
89. There is a kind of feeling called love at first sight
There is a kind of fate called wonderfulness
90. Whether it’s a human or a demon, as long as it’s a female, it’s so troublesome
91. We should live in the present, don’t recall the past, and don’t look forward to the future
92. I was drunk last night, did you leave any famous quotes?
93. (affectionate Sedum)
In fact, it is not possible every time Those who see clouds always see the sky
94. Xuejian: Cai Ya, what I see when I look up must be...
Sedum: It’s the sky, it’s the sky I.
Xuejian: You...
Sedum: I like you, I really like you.
Xue Jian: Then how much do you like me?
Sedum: A steady stream, as much as my boogers.
Xue Jian: How disgusting~
Sedum: Yes, you didn’t just meet me today. When you just met me, I was already disgusting.
Xue Jian: I hate it~ (kick)
Sedum: Why are you still so domineering? (Covering legs)
Xuejian: Don’t you just like me being domineering?
Sedum: Maybe, I started to like you since you were domineering.
Xue Jian: No, maybe definitely.
Sedum: Okay, okay, definitely.
Xue Jian: Also, you liked me earlier than I liked you.
Sedum: That’s not necessarily the case.
Xue Jian: Not necessarily, it must be like this! (Coquettishly)
Sedum: OK, OK, whatever you say.
95. I’m so scared, I’m afraid I’ll kill too many people and I won’t be able to sleep at night
96. (Jingtian to Changqing)
Wait For a moment, can you let me look handsome in front of the woman I love?
97. Jingtian: I will rescue my love rival with my own hands today
98. Jingtian (right Changqing): You love Zixuan
Maomao: I love chicken butts
Sedum (to Changqing): Zixuan loves you
Maomao : Chicken butt loves me
99. Xuejian: I heard from Brother Changqing that there is a word in the name of my destined person, which is something you can see whenever you look up. So what do you say? If not Yun Ting, who else could it be?
Sedum: What should we do if there are no clouds in the sky?
Xue Jian: I don’t care, it’s Yunting anyway, that’s right!
Sedum: What you see when you look up is not necessarily clouds, but the sky.
100. Xuejian: A person who can do anything easily cannot be considered a hero. Only a person who is afraid of getting hurt and does one thing with all his strength can be considered a hero
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101. Nightshade: The most beautiful thing in the world is called hope, the hope of victory, but when hope is not realized, all that is left is despair.
102. Sedum: No clear! ? Xu's subordinates, do you understand?
Chang Qing: I’m starting to get a little clueful.
Sedum: Then tell me, how do they understand each other?
Chang Qing: It was obvious that they were attracted to each other from the beginning.
Sedum: No way! Are you attracted to each other as soon as you meet?
Chang Qing: Brother Jing, this type is the most sensitive. Although they cannot see each other, they can still sense each other.
Sedum: Why do I think she is ordinary? What's so special?
Chang Qing: Brother Jing, maybe it is extremely ordinary to you, but for many people, including me, I find it very attractive.
Sedum: Why do you think she is attractive? !
Chang Qing: Of course, it is crystal clear, its whole body is emitting light, and it is full of power. How fascinating it is.
Sedum: You, you beast, how do you know that she is crystal clear and radiating light? Don't you like Zixuan? Why are you getting together with the Pig Woman again? What's going on between you and Mrs. Pig?
Chang Qing: Pig woman, I’m talking about the Thunder Lingzhu!
103. Chang Qing: I only know that she can make me cry and laugh. The girl who makes me happy, makes me sad, and makes me miss you day and night. She is the only person who makes me feel that my life has meaning.
I want to be with her all my life
104. Sedum: I don’t love you
Xuejian: I don’t love you
105. Sedum: The heavy snow is falling and passers-by look at it, seeing the snow and enjoying themselves.
106. Sedum: You old man, I don’t understand what you are talking about. - I don’t love you.
Xuejian: I don’t love you either.
Sedum: Go, go, stay away from me, learn to let go.
Xuejian: Okay, okay Yeah, okay. I let go, I let go. I don’t love you. (Everyone sticks to Sedum)
Sedum: Real or fake.
Xue Jian: Fake.
107. Sedum: Don’t you have to be together to love? How can two people love each other if they are not together?
Xuejian: That’s right. They say that love requires letting go. .I will never let go until I die.
Xuejian: I don’t love you. (continues to stick to Jingtian)————That’s weird. (acting like a baby)
108 .The scene where Changqing and Zixuan drank the water of forgetfulness cannot be described in words. It sounds like I promise not to love you, so you should go and see it yourself.
Changqing: What is the name of such a beautiful lake?
Zixuan: It’s called Wangqing Lake.............
Changqing: Do we have to be like this...
Zixuan: I want to leave you, I don’t want to disturb you anymore,
I don’t want you to be confused by the obsession of love, I want to give you freedom
I want To achieve you, I will let you never be subject to any constraints,
achieve your ideals without any worries, and be inspired by the truth
fulfill your mission.... .....Changqing, let’s break up
There was a long silence
Changqing: I have understood these principles for a long time
But those memories, feelings and experiences They are all my most precious
And you and my past and present lives, how could you ask me to let go of them...
Zixuan: Drink the Wangqing Water here and you can forget everything. Everything, there is no reluctance to let go
Changqing: What is the difference between this and committing suicide by taking poison...
Zixuan: Changqing...let it go (in tears). ..hug tightly...and resolutely jumped into Wangqing Lake
Zixuan took two lotus leaves and drank water from Wangqing Lake. One part was given to Changqing and the other was placed in her mouth (Changqing slowly put her hands into her mouth) Hold tight.)
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During the playback, Zixuan poured the Wangqing Water, and Changqing used her skills to force the water into a sad laugh.
109. Xuejian: Caiya, don’t be like this. We haven’t reached the end yet, and tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet.
Sedum: There is no tomorrow. No tomorrow! I did such a thing, how can I go back? How can I face everyone when I go back?
Xuejian: If you have the courage to poison me, why don’t you have the courage to live? Who do you think you are? If your death can save everyone, I am willing to die with you.
110. The scene of Maoshan cutting flesh.
Maoshan: I I use my pound of meat to exchange with Luo Rulie for ten pounds of grain.
Sedum: Maomao, why are you so stupid? (crying bitterly)
Maoshan: You are not stupid. After you defeat the Evil Sword Fairy, my flesh will grow back.
Sedum: Maomao, my Maomao.
(Crying bitterly)
Maoshan: Boss, don’t cry. Once you cry, you will lose your dignity and prestige.
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Sedum: Maomao, Maomao... wake up. Maomao. Help. Help. (Wail and cry)
111. For the sake of Sedum, Biping sacrificed himself; for the ideal of Sedum , Biping struggled silently. This is what brothers are like.
112. Jingtian: I am now the richest man in Yuzhou City, I am still the boss of Yong Andang, and I am still a hero of Shushan.
Xuejian: What about me? (Feeding Sedum)
Sedum: You, of course you are the pig mother-in-law of the richest man in Yuzhou.
Xuejian: Yes
Jingtian: Still the boss lady of Yong An.
Xue Jian smiled sweetly.
Jingtian: Still the hero of Shushan...
Xue Jian: What?
Sedum: The rice cook.
Xue Jian: What the rice cook? Damn Caiya, damn Caiya, who is it? Cook the rice.
113. Sedum: Old man, didn’t you say that I am a heavenly being? Didn’t you say that I am a great savior hero? I must be qualified to sacrifice the sword.
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Xue Jian Nightshade: Then, let me do it.
Sedum: No!
Xue Jian: Caiya.
Solanum: Brother.
Sedum: No jumping. Neither of you are allowed to jump.
Xuejian: Don't get excited yet. Listen to me, sister Solanum Solanum, you have been waiting for your brother for a thousand years and suffered so much. It was not easy for you to reunite. As for me , I originally thought I had nothing, but I met all of you. During this time, I lived a very happy life. I feel that I am content, so you should stop fighting with me. Okay?
Singtian: Tang Xuejian, listen to me. You are my pig mother-in-law, you are my woman. I will not allow you to decide your own destiny like this.
Nightshade: Sister Xue Jian, your brother loves you, you must be good to him. You will definitely be happy.
Sedum: Sister, no matter who is missing, I will not be happy. Neither of you are allowed to dance.
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Sedum: The purpose of making the sword is to save the world. If I can’t even protect my closest relatives and loved ones, What's the point of forging swords?
Xuejian: Naiya, if you really love me, just leave me to dance in the sword furnace. I don't care about the common people in the world, so you can just let me do it. I'm only doing this for you. Okay?
Sedum: Then I’d rather you didn’t love me.
………
Solanum nigrum jumped up, and the scene was frozen.
114. Sedum: I’m back.
Xuejian: Caiya, look, during this period, Huaying got a good rest in the soil.
Xuejian: No. Anyway, I am the cook for you, the Shushan hero. I cooked a few dishes and put them in the kitchen. I can eat them myself when I have time.
Jingtianxiao Brilliant.
115. Xuejian: It’s strange that a person like him is allowed to save the common people. When I first met him, I thought he was incapable of doing anything. He was lazy and had a dirty mouth. , and he doesn’t know martial arts. But he has this kind of ability. With him, no matter what kind of thing, no matter how dangerous the situation is, he will have a way to solve it. Although, he will get a little injured in the process. A person If someone is born with extraordinary abilities and can do anything easily, then of course he is not a hero. Only a person who is injured and afraid and tries his best to do something can be called a hero. p>
116. The scene when Jingtian and the other three took Xuejian to see his grandfather for the last time.
Singtian: Xuejian, go in quickly, I must let you see your grandfather.
Xuejian: Don’t move, don’t.
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Singtian: I said the new hall master, if Xuejian agrees, we will be together with Tang in the future. Can you let her say goodbye to the old hall master if she breaks off the relationship with Jiabao?
Xuejian: Okay. From today on, I will break away from Tangjiabao.<
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Xuejian: (kneel down) Lord Tangbao, Xuejian kowtows to you here. Thank you for your kindness in raising me. I will live well in the future, please go well. Grandpa, please forgive me for doing that. Call you. In Xuejian’s heart, you will always be Xuejian’s grandfather. Without grandfather, there would be no Xuejian. Grandpa, thank you, go well. (Weeping)
117. Sedum: If Without me by your side, would you still be as happy as you are now?
Xue Jian: Who do you think you are? You are so beautiful and shameless.
Sedum: What a beautiful snow.
Xue Jian: Yes. , it’s really beautiful. It’s a pity that the snow melted as soon as it fell on the ground.
Xuejian: What are you looking at me doing?
Sedum: I’m talking What about you.
Xuejian: You are so disgusting. (laughing happily)
Sedum: I have always been disgusting.
Xuejian: I hate it. .(acting like a baby)
Sedum: I hate it.
Xue Jian: go away. (happy smile)
Sedum: I Don’t go.
Xuejian: Go away.
Sedum: I won’t go.
Xuejian: Go away. (Stick to Sedum Body)
Sedum: I don’t want to leave. (A tear-jerking sentence from a real hero)
Sedum: I don’t want to leave! ! !
Xuejian: Fool, who let you go? (Xuejian’s happy laughter)
Every time I look at this seemingly beautiful ending, it actually hides a huge sadness. Menstrual cramps and resentment. Jingtian exchanged his time for the lives of others and helplessly shouted his inner words to the sky. The feeling of the hero's doom was trembling. However, Xuejian was still looking forward to the future happily without knowing it. .We know that in this future, she is likely to be alone until she grows old. In this world, she only has one close relative and love, Sedum.
118. Maomao: Sir Changqing, do you think it is faster for us to walk there or fly there?
Chang Qing: Of course I flew over.
Maomao: Then why do we have to walk?
Chang Qing (shrugs his shoulders innocently): I don’t know either.
119. Jingtian: This woman, the noisier the better. I think your house is big enough. Her voice can be as loud as the voices of 10 people. It’s lively and lively enough.
120. Inside the Demon Locking Tower:
Sedum: Is he a human?
Monster: Yes!
Sedum: How can a person live for three hundred years? If he really lived, he would become a human monster!
121. Although everyone knows that you are shameless and naive, you don’t need to remind us every day
122. Xuejian: Thank you, Emperor Tian.
Sedum: Thank you. There is already Xiyao in the God Realm. You don’t even know what kind of fruit you are. Why are you staying here?
Xue Jian: I haven’t finished speaking yet. I have to say thank you first, and then refuse. This is called polite refusal, which is the basic courtesy of being a human being.
123. Yun Ting: Brother, what is your surname?
Jingtian: Your surname is Jing, your name is Tiantian
Yun: If you don’t mind, please come and sit in the humble house?
Tian: I don’t dislike it
124. Jing Tian said to Xue Jian the little maid next to him: the little bitch next to the bitch.
125. Xuejian: It turns out that you are quite lovable when you are not annoying
Sedum: Nonsense, there are people who like you when you hate people
126. Sedum: Okay, okay, I’m not angry, I’m not angry, I’m not angry, if I’m not angry, am I still a human being
127. Sedum: What is within the Tao
Mysterious Human: The so-called within the Tao. . . . . . This is not easy to explain. .
128. Chonglou: I love her
But I can’t take her heart away
Because her heart is mine
130. Xuejian: Isn’t she just closer to Sedum?
Didn’t they know each other for such a long time?
Isn’t she just prettier than me?
She has a better figure than me
Doesn’t she wear less clothes than me?
Let me tell you , I’m not angry at all, I don’t care at all
131. Five elders: Non-disciples of the sect are not allowed to enter the Demon Locking Tower
Chang Cross: Then please ask the leader to expel me from Shushan (look carefully, am I a disciple of the sect or not...)
132. After Zixuan wakes up:
Xuejian: Sister Zixuan, you are awake
Sedum: You are awake
Zixuan: Thank you that day.
Sedum: Uh, you’re welcome, my name is not that day, my name is Sedum
133. Jingtian said to Xue Jian: Don’t look down on others with your pig eyes
134. Jingtian: Your brother is an omnipotent Sedum Jingxia hero in heaven and earth
Xue See: The words Jingtian and Daxia, to me, are like the sun and the moon. When did you see the sun and the moon appear at the same time?
135. The steward of the Tang family: You are humiliating We, the eldest lady of the Tang family, are just humiliating everyone in our Tang family.
Jingtian: This, that and that, even if I want to molest, I don’t have to molest all of you in the Tang family.
136. Jingtian (to Maomao): Why does your mouth smell so bad?
Maomao: I just ate two sweet potatoes.
Sedum raised his feet.
Sedum: Using odor to eliminate odor.
Maomao: Boss, you are still the best!
137. It seems that you have a strong tone.
Sedum: Sorry, I grew up eating garlic.
138. Jingtian asked the waiter: How did you get in?
The waiter replied: I opened the door and came in
139. Maoshan: Sensing? My boss and I feel the same way. Every time we finish a meal, we always feel like we haven’t eaten...
140. I really can’t bear to lose to such an ugly guy
141. Do you think you are a crab that turns red when cooked?
142. Jingtian: I'm sorry... Xuejian... Sister Zixuan and I agreed to enter the Demon Locking Tower to retrieve the Demon Suppressing Sword, so that the leader can restrain the Evil Sword Immortal, and I can be considered a helper. I took advantage of Brother Shushan and Brother Xu. Then I sold it to you at a low price. Whether it is revenge or seclusion, I will listen to you no matter what. I have never forgotten anything I promised you.
Xue Jian: Humph! Assuming you have a conscience, you still remember what you promised me... You sell it at a low price and I buy it at a low price. It's disgusting! Did I say I wanted you?
Sedum: It doesn’t matter if you want it or not! Anyway, I decided to sell it shamelessly.
143. Jing: Why are your clothes different from mine?
Shushan Disciple: The clothes are the same, but the difference is just the people?
144. Jing: The chicken head and chicken butt belong to you, and the rest belongs to me.
Maomao: Why do I eat the chicken head and chicken butt every time, and you eat the meat? You eat the pit and I eat the skin of the buns.
Jing: I can’t help it, that’s the rule. Why, you think it’s too much? Give me too many chicken butts.
Maomao: Not much, not much.
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