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April Fool's Day is coming, I hope you can help me think of some latest tricks for fools to fool people! !
1. Make a strange-flavored cola
Buy a bottle of cola, drink half of it, and mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments to carefully prepare a strange-flavored cola with normal color. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party is unprepared, and gulps it down while thanking him, followed by frowning and spitting.
You can also make it according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water into beer and so on.
2. Toothpaste Sandwich Cake
Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, and the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick it together to make it as realistic as possible. You generally don't need to use it specially at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so naturally someone will patronize and taste them. It's called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it everywhere. Although it is risky, there must be many people trapped.
3. Order songs
Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being hit) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say as follows: This is a music station, and a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. The song is "Dang" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then knock on the prepared percussion object, just knock once, and give a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!
this method is suitable for friends who can be contacted by phone between dormitories, and finally, people who are close. In addition, never laugh during the phone call, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.
4. Double postage
Estimate the time and send a letter to your friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter-taking notice from the post office. He is told that he has an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double the postage. When he arrived at a certain post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.
5. Give gifts
If someone has a birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill it with scraps of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell, and scraps of paper flew all over the room. The fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.
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April Fool's Day Happy Kung Fu Manual
Hi, brothers and sisters, April 1st is coming. Are you ready to move? If you were the king of the trick last year, you must want to have a good addiction this year, right? If you were severely "stupid" last year, you must want to "revenge" this year, right? Although it is a trick, it must be a harmless and helpless trick. Dirty activities such as lying about a fire at home are all classified as "the worst policy" and we must resolutely resist rejection. If you don't have any good ideas, you might as well learn from the trick of cool children-
delicious sandwich biscuits
What we are talking about here is certainly not sandwich biscuits sold in the market. In fact, it is very simple to make, just prepare a bag of regular sandwich biscuits and a toothpaste. Here, we especially recommend Master Kong's three-layer comb sandwich biscuits (easy to peel off, not fragile) and Nais Nutrition Vitamin C toothpaste (which tastes particularly like lemon sandwich).
When making, carefully peel off the biscuit and remove the sandwich; Then squeeze out the toothpaste, evenly spread it on the biscuits, and then stick them together as they are. When playing tricks, you must put the "specially made" biscuits together with the original sandwich biscuits. The best trick time is near lunch or tea time. Naturally, a fool will ask to share it with you, and before you know it, he will taste the "delicious sandwich cookies" carefully made by you.
recommendation index: ★★★★
Two people carrying "glass"
This is a convenient and interesting trick scheme, and you don't need to prepare any special props, just find a partner with good acting skills. Before the trick, you can practice with your partner in the newspaper. During the exercise, two people * * * took a newspaper and grabbed the four corners of the newspaper respectively to remember the approximate position. When playing tricks, just put your hands where you are when you pull the newspaper, pretend to be very hard and lift things carefully. At that time, you will find that people who come face to face will consciously bypass you and dare not pass through the "glass".
A similar trick plan is "transparent rope on the door". When I entered the door, I suddenly looked up, burying my face in it, pretending to be touched by the invisible thread or rope on the door, and then carefully lowered my head and pretended to drill under it. Next, you can see what the people behind you are doing: they must be just like you ...
Recommendation index: ★★★★★ ★
I'd like to invite you for coffee
This is also a simple and easy scheme, as long as you can meet good people. You can start looking for good people near your unit. Be sure to find people who have a strong sense of direction and are not in a hurry, or you will be scolded.
after locking the target, you should pretend to be helpless and anxious. "Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to such and such a place? (If possible, it's better to be where your company is located, so that you can invite good people to have a cup of coffee.) "The other party may patiently show you the way. Next, you will have the cheek to beg others. "I'm sorry, I'm not from Nanjing. I wonder if it's convenient for you to take me there?" The other person may hesitate a little, but if your eyes are good enough and the other person is really a good-hearted person, he may agree to your request and take you near your unit. At this time, you can do a little bit of landlord friendship. "Thank you very much, this is my unit. Do you want to come in? I really want to buy you a cup of coffee. " If the other person is a humorous person, he (she) will definitely smile at you and suddenly realize: "Today is April Fool's Day!" "
recommendation index: ★★★
Music station requests programs
This is a common trick, but it has been tried and tested time and again. Before the trick, just prepare a stainless steel or enamel vessel. If you want to make the trick work better, you can make some preparations in advance, go to the trick object, tell him (her) that he (she) has a secret to tell him (her), and then walk away. When you leave, you must leave a sentence, "You will know when the time comes."
dial the phone number of the trickster, and start the standard Putonghua that you have practiced very skillfully-don't let the other person recognize your voice. If necessary, ask your partner to say for you: "This is the 168 telephone station, and a Mr./Ms. XXX (your own name) wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. XXX (the other person's name). If you want to listen, please dial #. Under normal circumstances, the other party will press the # key to continue listening, plus your trick, he (she) must be impatient. When you hear the keystroke, you can continue to say, "Thank you! The song your friend requested for you is "Dang" of the power train, please listen carefully. " Then, you can knock on the utensils prepared in advance and make a "dang" sound. Before the other person reacts, you continue to say, "Thank you for listening, goodbye!" " Then hang up.
recommendation index: ★★★★
I was once "stupid"
I was fooled by "iron buddy"
Li Wei 17-year-old student
Last April Fool's Day, my iron buddy encouraged me to play tricks on our monitor, a girl who studied well and looked pretty. I wrote a love letter to the monitor according to his "idea" and played a joke on her.
During lunch break, my buddy suddenly came panting and said to me, "This is over! I quietly put the letter in her desk, but I didn't expect her to take it directly to the class teacher after reading it! The teacher is checking the handwriting. You wrote it on the official paper of your mother's unit, right? The old class must know that you wrote it! " I was amazed and broke out in a cold sweat. But until after school, the class teacher didn't look for me, which made me even more uneasy. Unexpectedly, when I came home from school, I received a phone call from my buddy: "Are you still worried about the love letter?" Happy April Fool's Day! " God knows how I felt at that moment.
Respondent: Wang Jiashun-Juren Level 4 3-2 19:34
1. Put toothpaste in the sandwich biscuit (it won't hurt if you eat it)
2. Put shampoo in your hand, and then shake hands with him
3. (It's very old-fashioned) Put a bucket of water on the door
4. Spend money on a trick gift. You will hear a terrible lesson ..... (this is best for girls)
5. Put the bodies of mice and Xiaoqiang in the classmate's book in the drawer ...
6. Tell the opposite sex in a very old-fashioned way, and let him go back and think about it and have insomnia ...
7. Throw something at him when the teacher writes on the blackboard
8. This is very. ! ! ! !
the teacher shouted, "class"! The monitor shouted, "Stand up!" The whole class bows: "Hello, teacher ~ ~" This is normal. You can bow and then close your eyes. The monitor will ask you why you have been standing. You just have to answer: "(We are) in silence ..."
Whoever wants to get rid of it will have his hair shaved.
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