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What are your unforgettable and funny experiences?

When I was a child, my dog made me angry, so I yelled at it: get out! Don't want you! Then I sat down to watch TV, and soon it went out and came back, wagging its tail and pulling a shit like taking credit! ! Put it in front of me! Then I cleaned up the shit! Later, when I grew up, I realized that what he gave me might be what he thought was the best.