The funniest joke makes you tumble.

The funniest joke makes you tumble

A female driver was stopped by Pol.ice when she drove a van into town. Pol.ice said: You have to take a B-photo to drive a van, okay? The woman looked at her chest and shouted:? I'm in the d hood. Why can't I drive it? ? Did you laugh? Below, I CJ arranged the funniest jokes for you to make you somersault, I hope you like them! Welcome to refer to it.

joke 1

1. A buddy played mahjong and earned 1,5 yuan. Before he left, he even borrowed 5 yuan from the loser.

He explained: Before going out, my wife told me to make a thousand dollars free? Public grain? One day, make two thousand free? Public grain? Three days, if you lose money, start it? Juicer? !

everyone teased him. Don't you want to pay public grain so much?

The goods gave a sly smile and said slyly, I want to save some? Private food? Go to other places to relieve a disaster!

3. The boss has a little honey, and they are inseparable.

when the proprietress found out, she went to the office every day before work and waited for the boss to come home with her. After half a month, the boss never went to see Xiaomi again. We all thought he was influenced by the proprietress!

after a drink, the boss made a remark with red eyes. I can hardly finish my homework, so how can I have the energy to do my homework? ?

3. At the interview site, a job seeker is interviewing.

examiner: what position do you want?

job seeker: I want to be the secretary of the general manager.

examiner: the secretary of our general manager is a woman, and you are a man.

Job-hunting man: It is because I am a man that I want to be the secretary of the general manager.

examiner: get out!

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4. The goddess was drunk, so I sent her home. As soon as she got home, she fell asleep. Looking at her face, it was cute. Two little people popped up in my mind.

The first little person threatened me. Kiss her! If you don't kiss now, there will be no chance in the future! ?

another little man advised me to say: It's better to offend a gentleman than a villain. I think you'd better do as he says! ?

5. A female driver was stopped by Pol.ice when she drove a van into town. Pol.ice said: You have to take a B-photo to drive a van, okay?

The woman looked at her chest and shouted: I'm in the d hood. Why can't I drive it? ?

joke 2

1. I went to the hospital for intravenous drip, and the nurse's sister was particularly beautiful, so I began to say, come quickly, I'll wait for you in bed!

The nurse gave a meal and smiled instantly: OK, OK! Don't scream then!

guess how many injections I got today? . . .

2. At the department meeting, several managers have something to talk about. A female manager may have more to say, so she says to a male manager next to him: Manager Wang, you are short. You go first. ?

manager Wang:? I'm still quite long, so you'd better speak first. ?

why is everyone blushing?

3. My buddy went to donate a blood at noon. According to him, I was shopping in the street. I saw a blood donation car in the square. What did it say? AB type is seriously inadequate? , just want to support in the past.

but as soon as he got on the bus, he just said? I'm type AB? In an instant, several nurses stood up like hungry wolves, with golden eyes running around telling each other: It's AB! Come out and meet me! ?

　? Finally! ?

　? Brother, you eat sugar! ?

　? Xiao Wang, help me rub my arm! ?

my buddy said it was a little addictive. . .

4. Yesterday, some friends in the bar were wrestling. I lost, and they asked me to deliver a snack to a beautiful woman on the next table. I lost the second one. These animals actually asked me to find that beautiful woman to get the snack back. . .

5. I got up late in the morning and took a taxi to work. The host of the morning rush hour broadcast said softly. You should thank the person who sent you to work. If he is by your side, please cherish the moment together! ?

Speaking of which, the driver and I couldn't help looking at each other affectionately. ;