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"Deadpool" is entertaining to death, decadent beauty, alternative Wade
"Deadpool" is a science fiction love action thriller composed of a group of trash, a computer special effect, a dwarf, a sexy hot girl, and a perverted undead man in red tights. It's extremely dirty, and it's definitely a super R-rated movie. It's not just suitable for children, but adults will be shocked after seeing it!
In the Marvel superhero movies that have always been serious, the tragic plot of the death of parents, the death of the entire family, and then the plot of the hero himself suffering great pain and being tortured into a dog is no longer enough. The curiosity of the audience is even more incapable of attracting attention. Only by becoming a perverted, alternative, foul-mouthed, violent and murderous demon king like Wade Wilson can he stand out from Spider-Man among the heroes gathered in Marvel. and Wolverine's Bondage stand out.
? Deadpool is probably the only heroic character who knows that he is a comic book character, because from time to time he jumps out of the screen to talk to the audience, and also makes a list of the pros and cons of superheroes! There are also flashbacks and narrations in the film that constantly add to his life experience and the reason why he became a tight-fitting man in red. His mouth really makes people love and hate him. It is easy for a man who is so coquettish and strong to seduce girls. Mainly It was the sex scene that was originally 2 minutes and 37 seconds, and then it was staged for 365 days. It was really impressive, and then the bloody Korean drama plot mode came! He got cancer, and then he voluntarily sacrificed his life for his girlfriend in a black workshop of artificial humans to accept abuse. The owner of the black workshop was the villain, a mutant who lost his sense of pain.
? Speaking of superheroes, Deadpool is probably the saddest one among all heroes. First of all, it is certain that he had a dark childhood, then his parents died, he was ravaged by all kinds of things, and then he went to the special forces. At the beginning of the film, he was already a retired mercenary of justice and a ruffian hero, and then he was disfigured because he went to a black workshop and did an experiment. In fact, the theme of the entire film should revolve around how he found a way to have plastic surgery. The foreshadowing in the front and the following The ultimate goal of development is to change back to the handsome Wade before and go back to have sex with his hot girl. So when he finally learned that he would be so ugly all his life and would never be able to pick up a girl until he died, he killed the owner of the black workshop in despair, and then happily went back to have sex with his girlfriend. Francis should be grateful to Red The pervert didn't blow his head off and then take a shot in his mind...
? Finally, let me talk about the reason why Deadpool is so popular. On the one hand, it is because the film itself is relatively casual. However, the production and arrangement are very sincere. On the other hand, such a vulgar but down-to-earth heroic character is exactly what we have never been exposed to. This exaggerated, supernatural expressionism greatly satisfies the audience's daily expectations of superheroes. All kinds of obscenities. At this point, Deadpool puts aside all kinds of restrictions, and whatever is popular will come, because this is a wonderful flower blooming in the non-mainstream culture that represents the extravagance, corruption and depravity of the United States, a lewd, cheap, mad wolf and extremely coquettish. He is a pervert with multiple personalities, but his essence is kind, his heart is not corrupt, his love for others still exists, and he is still good at flirting with girls. This greatly hurts the pain of other heroes.
? Later, he did not forget to tease that the producers could only hire two X-Men because he missed his old friends Logan and Peter Parker very much... What? Are you saying that no one would dare to see it filmed like this? Too many restricted scenes and inappropriate for children? There are so many girls and guys waiting to knock Deadpool down or be pushed down by him, watch it if you like! Because Jianjian only cares about the length of time he can have sex with Wani Ya, and the width of his dick!
?A wide-angle lens slowly zoomed out. As he said, this was a happy ending. The lens zoomed out further and further, and finally pulled out the dick. This was what he said himself. ...Well, when I finally saw the two of them hugging each other and kissing each other in the ruins, they looked so perfect together, with that kind of decadent beauty.
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