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Who is the godfather of officialdom in Hunan Province?

There is a popular saying in the official circles of Xintian County, Hunan: It is not important whether you are educated or not, but whether you can drink and make connections is important.

Speaking of relationships, of course it starts with the Organization Department of the Personnel Bureau. Every year, the recruitment of civil servants and the selection of cadres go through these two units. Of course, it is also the time when some leaders earn the highest income of the year. Red envelopes If you keep receiving gifts and have a good relationship, you will naturally be assigned good jobs and promoted to a good official. Even the doctors in the hospital and the teachers in the school got in through this kind of relationship. Some people even boasted and said: Fortunately, there are relatives at home who have a good relationship with a certain leader and were assigned to the county seat after giving gifts. You see, a certain person who graduated from a prestigious university was assigned to the countryside, and there was a certain person who worked as a mistress for the leader and was assigned a good job. At work, who else got promoted after giving big gifts to big bosses?

In addition to relationships, the most important thing is of course interests. The Finance Bureau and the Audit Bureau are the targets of many people's fawning. The finance bureau's allocation is not allocated according to needs. Instead, if the leader has a good relationship with the unit, he will allocate more money. If the relationship is not good, he will allocate less money. The same is true for the audit bureau. Which unit he has a good relationship with will be more lenient and less punitive during audits. There may or may not be a fine, but if the relationship is not good, there will be a larger fine.

Of course, some departments are also rich, such as the Poverty Alleviation Office and the Disabled Persons' Federation. Xintian has applied for a national-level poverty-stricken county and receives a large amount of poverty alleviation funds every year. I am very proud to be a member of these two units. I am not proud to serve the people, but I am proud to receive a lot of benefits and year-end bonuses every year.

In fact, this is the case for every unit. It doesn’t matter if there is no money, it will be difficult to move forward. If you want to do something without relying on connections in Xintian, you will be laughed at: How can you get things done if you don’t even know how to do it? How can you get ahead if you don’t even know how to build connections?

The record of the officialdom in Xintian is just a microcosm of the officialdom in thousands of small counties. The most pitiful people are the poor people who have no problem with money. Their life is so difficult and they have to suffer all kinds of oppression.