The lines of the cross talk "Running a School This Way".

Look at our host, that handsome guy ... is really handsome, but his eyes are a little small.

A: Who said Duan brothers have small eyes? Look at people's eyes, I can hardly open them. Hey, Sister Wang, I heard you made a fortune?

I made a small fortune. Do you know what people call me?

Yeah, yeah.

B: Sister Kuan, take the money and tell her.

Oh, you're a sister now. You are a rich man. You didn't see it. Then you, a rich man, get rich when you get rich. Where did you spend all this money?

B: Money ... I bought steamed bread.

A: Buy buns?

B: Ah, I buy pork buns, mutton buns, narcissus buns, bean paste buns, fennel buns, pork and green onions buns, mushroom and rapeseed buns, leek and egg buns, kaifeng soup dumplings and Sichuan sauerkraut buns, and the famous Tianjin Goubuli buns.

You run a steamed bun shop here. this is

B: Rich.

A: You can't just buy buns if you have money.

B: Oh, I don't want to buy steamed buns yet. I'll buy candied haws. You said, this is from Tianjin.

A: (Interrupting) OK ... OK, buy these things when you have money here.

B: What's wrong?

A: With your money, you will know how to buy steamed buns and Sugar-Coated Berry. Why not put limited funds into unlimited business opportunities?

What should I vote for?

A: Education.

B: Education?

A: Knowledge economy is education-oriented. You run a school.

B: What?

A: Start a school.

B: starting a school, huh, that thing doesn't make money.

A: Well, who said you couldn't make money? Haven't you heard this sentence? Ten people blocking roads are not as good as one selling medicine, and three people selling medicine are not as good as one running a school. How can you not make money?

make sense

A: There are schools everywhere, such as chef school, computer school, beauty school and driving school. Even bicycle repairers run schools.

B: Nonsense again, repairing bicycles and opening schools.

A: Advertise for enrollment. This advertisement is good. "The teaching package will be distributed and you will graduate in two years."

B: Huh? Learn to repair bicycles and graduate in two years.

A: Soon. He is a motorcycle mechanic.

B: Motorcycles.

A: The teaching package will be assigned, and I will graduate after one year.

B: That's pretty fast.

A: It's also fast. Repairing cars, giving out education packages, and graduating in half a year.

B: You graduated after repairing cars for half a year? ! This is too fast.

A: It's faster this way.

B: And fast.

Repair an airplane.

B: the plane mechanic.

A: Ah, there are also fast ones. Those who repair planes will be given a package of education and will graduate in one month.

B: Well, I graduated after a month's plane repair.

I graduated

B: I said that plane has been falling.

A: crash course

B: No matter how fast, you can't let the plane fall.

A: It is this plane that they are repairing.

Oh, children's toys.

A: You don't care if someone repairs bicycles, cars or planes. The tuition they accept is not as good as buying steamed bread.

make sense

A: Alas.

Let me ask. What school do you think I invested in?

A: Stop it ... You won't vote.

How do you know I won't vote? Who won't do such a profitable job?

Do you really want to run a school?

B: Hmm.

A: If you really want to run a school, I can help you. Let's start a dance school.

Why do you want to run a dance school?

A: You see, now that everyone's living standard has improved, everyone needs happiness and health, and the dance school can solve it. There is a saying that people are "beaming"

What do you mean?

A: It's my desire for a dance school.

From what you said, you are really good at dancing.

A: That's because you want to invest in opening a school. When we started this dance school, you were the principal.

B: I ... my headmaster.

I am a teacher. Think about it, our school is doing it. You are the principal and I am the teacher. You contribute, I contribute.

B: By the way, how much does our school need to invest?

A: 200 thousand is enough

B: 0.2 million/200 thousand investment Let me calculate. 200,000 ... If a student receives 10,000, I will calculate. ...

A: I said, headmaster, how much are you going to charge students when our school is built?

B: Ten thousand yuan.

A: How can you accept ten thousand people? How can you accept ten thousand people?

B: Why?

A: Knowledge economy education is the foundation. I said it very well. Our school runs education and teaches dance. You accept 10 thousand, parents send their children to us, we accept 10 thousand, and you accept 10 thousand It is inappropriate for you to ask like this. No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education or suffer from children.

That makes sense.

How can you charge a person ten thousand dollars?

B: It's up to you.

A: The charge is five thousand yuan.

B: Are you still profitable?

I can earn it. We accept dollars.

B: Huh? !

A: No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education, no matter how bitter you are.

B: (Interrupting) Stop shouting. He is blacker than me.

A: What's wrong?

We run this dance school. I am the headmaster. You are a teacher, so you should be an excellent dancer.

Everyone says so.

Can you show it to us today?

What do you mean?

B: How about a dance for everyone?

What did you say jump?

How was the ballet?

A: Don't tell me, I really studied this ballet.

I don't think you can dance.

Why can't I jump?

You look like a mine. You are a ballet dancer. As we all know, a guy about 1.8 meters tall, wearing high heels, can bury your head under the table.

Am I that short? I-I don't dance ballet anymore. I do Spanish bullfighting. This dance needs your cooperation.

You need my cooperation.

A: You come to the Spanish girl, and I come to the matador.

B: I'll come as soon as I say it.

A: I'll come as soon as I say it.

dance

B: Is this a Spanish dance? This is a bullfight! Playing with the principal, right? You get angry when you see that I have money. How nice it is to say "knowledge-based economy, education-oriented". You ask people for dollars. He also said that "poverty can't be poor in education, and suffering can't be bitter in children." I can see that you are using me to set up a fake school. This is a waste of money, you liar. You can't do anything. Let's go Let's go Let's go ... irritating

You see, this is mad cow disease.

B: Who is it?

Will you be embarrassed if I don't dance with you in front of everyone?

B: Yes!

In that case, I apologize.

No need.

A: It's not that I won't dance with you. If I don't dance well, people will laugh at me if the audience doesn't talk about me. You can't dance well. Everyone knows that you are rich and can't dance. I can't. This is my livelihood. This lousy dance has affected my reputation in the dance.

Be proud of your reputation.

How can I still dance? How can I be worthy of my children and my family?

B: Well, from today on, I won't teach my children, and I won't want any fame. Today, in front of everyone, can you say one or two dances that you know, even if you know them?

You are always so ugly. Let me give you a brief introduction to the dance I know. You may not even have heard of it.

Not exactly.

A: I'll tell you briefly that I will.

Warrior Lanling enters the array dance, Ferrero Kebawu, Karagelzhuo, Qin Wang breaks the array dance, Greek Zebeinai dance, a dance, a dance, and a dress feather dance. Have you heard of these?

I've never heard of it.

A: These are some classical dances. Let me introduce some folk dances from China and other countries to you.

Send inspiration, color inspiration, constant inspiration, children's inspiration, hand inspiration, long inspiration, Taiping inspiration, mask dance, sacrifice dance, palace dance, Hora dance, pull inspiration, Yangko dance, red silk dance, water sleeve dance, straw hat dance, lion dance, dragon dance, shield dance, boat dance, dragon dance, pommel horse dance and dance.

Rumba Dance, Chacha Dance, Multi-wave Dance, Ballet Dance, Dance Dance, Pole Dance, Horizontal Dance, Tap Dance, Eurasian Dance, Borjean Dance, Jean Dali Dance, Overflow Dance, Weaving Dance, Duoye Dance, Clap Dance, Fan Dance, peacock dance Dance, Han Bo Dance, Swan Dance.

Round dances such as basin dance, singing and dancing, umbrella dance, flower dance, bow dance, snake dance, bamboo lantern dance, flower drum lantern dance, tea-picking lantern dance, Cambras dance, pearl dance, Changyang dance, Wang Nan pentagon soul dance, country dance, net performance dance, tribute dance, ballroom dance, lieutenant dance, sports dance, farming dance, straw dance, rice transplanting dance, etc.

Face towel dance, group dance, youth dance, master dance, lotus dance, disc dance, scarf dance, Zhongshan dance, group swallow dance, rose dance, safflower dance, melon planting dance, time dance, Damanyi dance, polo dance, Buzemi dance, Ashi dance, disco dance, Spanish bullfight dance.

B: You are good at dancing. Then why not show it to everyone today and have a solo dance?

A: Well, since everyone is so enthusiastic today, I will give you a unique and impolite dance, which I am best at and most proud of, and I wrote, directed and performed it myself.

B: What dance?

A: evocation dance,

B: I really haven't seen it.

A: You say, lighting engineer, turn off all the lights.

Why did you turn off the lights?

A: I don't need this kind of lamp. I'd better light a circle of candles when I dance.

If you want candles, how can I buy them for you?

A: In that case, let me explain it to you. Without me, I can only give you a simple demonstration, which can't be fully displayed, because today's dance lighting can't meet my requirements.

When I created this dance at that time, I felt sacred, so I absorbed the essence of medicine, aesthetics, biology, sports sociology psychology and life science in the contemporary world. This kind of dance reveals the secrets of man and animals, promotes the integration of man and nature, and shortens the distance between man and animals.

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A: In particular, it has played an irreplaceable role in the world's frontier scientific AIDS prevention and treatment field.

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A: Well, that's right. Before this dance, I will first burn incense, take a bath, change clothes and fast, that is, burn incense, take a bath, change clothes and not eat meat.

When I was dancing here, I stood barefoot among a circle of burning candles. I have chicken feathers on my head, chicken blood on my face, a grass skirt around my waist, foot bells, a spear in my left hand and a wine gourd in my right hand. Before dancing, I screamed, "eyah-"

B: Here I am.

Answer: "The sky opens wide, and monsters leave quickly."

B: I'm distracted!