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Wu Zongxian’s classic brain teaser?

Wu Zongxian: Distance is the killer of love, time is the most hurtful. Time hurts us, but time also makes me heal. Time will not make you feel painless, time only Let me get used to pain, love, it is dot-like. Look at the stars in the sky, dotted here and there, like bright little eyes.

The following is Wu Zongxian’s classic brain teaser that I prepared for everyone. I hope you all like it!

01. A bear comes and comes prepared. Bear comes

< p>02. The eleventh book is incredible book11

03. What kind of bat does not need to rest and is unkempt?

04. A person is painted as A golden blockbuster, a golden man

05. The sheep stopped breathing and elated, the sheep did not exhale

06. Do not drop your mobile phone into the toilet and do not lose moisture

07. Xiaoyu said to Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn’t stop. Yu’s father couldn’t.

08. The dog stopped barking after crossing the single-plank bridge. The photographic memory never barked.

09. The bee stopped at Calendar Shangfeng and Rilifeng and Calendar

10. Two men sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone

11. A group of women are chatting nonsense

12. A group of people smashed eggs against guns and rained bullets and rained eggs

13. Painters like to draw thick ropes but not thin ropes, and the thick ropes are absorbed into the painting

14. I fell in love with the piano at first sight and moved it to the Chinese piano

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular. Chopsticks reach everyone

16. Conversation between chickens and ducks. Chickens talk to ducks

17. One hundred and one, all done

18. There are ten sheep, nine of them are squatting in the sheep pen, one is squatting in the pig pen and the other sheep is squatting wrong

19. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said, "Feed the sheep, hawk feeds"

20. Whose family doesn't have a phone? Perfect phone

21. Who knows the birds best? The frightened bird knows the bird

22. Why did the ancients lie down on the ice to ask for carp? There is a carp ritual in the ice

23. Why does the stallion run faster than the female horse? The horse speeds up

24. Why should a hat be turned inside out before wearing it when it is dirty? >

26. Why does a knife painted blue make a gun very melancholy? Invulnerability blue

27. Why does the teacher tell us to cherish four arrows since childhood? Time flies like an arrow with four arrows

28. Why Affiliated High School? A stillborn child

29. How to prevent a duck from flying away? Plug a wing into it and make it difficult to fly

30. How to quiet a sparrow? Press it and it will be silent. Press it and it will be silent

31. How to make your breasts bigger? It’s cold and tolerant, but it’s big

32. Which kind of snake has many mouths?

33. The one who washes his face is called the washbasin and the one who washes his hands is called the washbasin.

34. Which kind of juice is the most difficult to drink?

35. What can you see at the guillotine in hell?

36. Who can easily survive three years of high school? How to tell the difference between Xiang Meat Shop and *** Meat Shop?

Dog meat shops sell dog meat with sheep's heads hanging at the entrance

38. Why do you have to tell a bad joke three times at a time? Think twice before you act.

39. Cats Why do you like to hit people? This question is useless because it is a cat that likes boxing cats

40. How much does a star weigh? 8 starbucks starbucks

41. Miller of the Pacers What will happen after death? Maitreya Buddha

42. Why is seven above eight in "seven up and eight down"? It's super hard to beat~~because eight is below seven

43. Why can’t you see God’s dick?                         ulecedity

44. Which song has the lyrics "李玟" in it?     The moon represents my heart [李玟 How much do I love you Deep.

45. Which kind of snake has the thickest right cap? This is more *** jan sport

46. Which kind of snake has the strongest vitality? Rotten Tongue Snake

47. Why is there only the tip of the iceberg? The other foot was broken by the Titanic

48. Why doesn’t the man go out? Because he changes when he goes out. Layman

49. Which chair is the most enjoyable to sit on? Enjoy

50. Why was I born to be cold? Because I think, therefore I am, I am~~, therefore I am

51. Why don’t fireworks hit the stars? Because the stars will flash.

52. What are the main ingredients of birth control pills? Antibiotics

53. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? Because Harry Potter is a wizard tungsten

< p>54. Which unicorn is the most delicious? Ice cream

55. Which unicorn is the fastest? Michelin