A joke about an unreasonable argument

The teacher asked a student, "Did you copy someone else's test paper?"

"yes. I copied some, but not all. " The students answered.

"So, where is there no plagiarism?"

"Well ... my name is not copied."

course

Teacher: "If you make a mistake, you should learn from it."

Student: "I know."

Teacher: "Then why do you continue to teach?"

Student: "I did it to learn more lessons."

Deviation theory

Facing more and more students wearing glasses in the class, the teacher said earnestly, "Students, the eyes are the windows to the soul. You shouldn't let them be covered with glass and lose their original light. "

As soon as the voice fell, a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, since it is a window, how can it be cold without glass?"

Exams and sweating

On the final examination field of medical college, a student racked his brains and couldn't come up with an answer.

See one of the questions: "How to make a patient sweat a lot?"

The student finally had to write: "In this college, I just need to send him to take the medical exam."

tornado

Teacher: "Have you noticed? Lightning always precedes thunder. "

Student: "This is the simplest thing. Don't people's eyes grow in front of their ears? "

oral examination

In class, the teacher asked the students to judge right and wrong on the spot.

Teacher: "Xiao Lin, please judge."

Kobayashi: "I think the answer should be' wrong'."

Teacher: "Why?"

Kobayashi: "Because Xiaoyan answered correctly earlier, but you didn't let her sit down."

Lack of cooperation

Borg is the main force of the college basketball team, but his exam results are always not very good.

The math professor said to Borg, "Why can't you be a good player?"

And then what? "

Borg said: "There is cooperation when playing basketball, but no one cooperates during the exam."

Dao Liang is hard to find.

I asked the students, "I told my father that in the circus I watched the day before yesterday, there was a program in which a man put his head into the lion's mouth." Father shook his head and said,' This bowl of rice is really not easy to eat.'

I know you all know these words, but do you understand the meaning of this sentence? "

The students said in unison, "That is to say, the lion is thinking: the head is too hard, I'm afraid it's not delicious."

Invalid the next day

A group of students who violated the school rules were punished by the teacher and wrote repentance books. Two days later, this group of students was taken to the teaching room again. The teacher said, "Didn't you write a repentance book?"

The student said, "Please ask the teacher to read the reverse side of the repentance book." The teacher found four words on the reverse side: "Invalid every other day"

History exam

The college history exam is an oral exam. The professor asked three questions, but the history student couldn't answer them. In order to give him a chance to pass, the professor finally asked him:

"Who discovered America?"

"……"

The professor flustered and frustratedly shouted:

Christopher Columbus! '

The student began to walk out, and the professor stopped him in surprise:

"Hey, why are you leaving?"

"Sorry, didn't you call the next candidate?"

"Don't trample"

Being a substitute teacher for the first time is both exciting and nervous. When I entered the classroom, I found that the blackboard said "Welcome to the new teacher! Please don't step on it, thank you! " I was surprised and asked why I wrote "Don't trample". The whole class replied with one voice: "We are the flowers of the motherland!"

rare animal

In class, the teacher asked, "Students, who can name a rare animal in South Africa?"

"polar bear!" Xiao Na replied without thinking.

The teacher kindly said to Xiaoji, "You can't find polar bears in South Africa."

"I know!" Xiao Na said, "Because of this, polar bears are rare animals in South Africa.

Hmm! "

Weeds; Stop longing for sth

Teacher Zhang organized the students to pull grass on the playground, and most of them pulled it carefully. But Xiao Ming stood there like a log, with his head down and motionless. Teacher Zhang was surprised and asked, "Xiao Ming, why don't you pull up the grass?"

Xiao Ming looked up and said, "Teacher Zhang, didn't you say that everyone should take care of everything at school?"

Reasons for going abroad

A school decided to send a classmate from Class Two to study in America. The head teacher asked everyone to consider who is the most suitable to send.

A student stood up happily and said, "Teacher, it is most suitable for me to go." I want to sleep in class during the day, but I can't sleep at night Because it happens to be night in China during the day. "

I don't know.

Teacher: "Claude, you copied Maud's answer in the exam yesterday, didn't you?"

Claude: Yes, but how did you find out?

Teacher: "Maud's answer to the tenth question is' I don't know', and your answer is' I don't know either'.

You know what? "

advantages and disadvantages

"Before judging things, we must first listen to the pros and cons.

"Say that finish, the teacher then asked," who can give me an example? "A study.

The student immediately got up and answered, "When buying records!" "

Push down the fattest one.

The student union will hold a prize-winning questionnaire. The title of the contest is: five celebrities take a balloon, five.

People represent the highest level in their respective fields: one is a writer and the other is a chemist.

One is a physicist, the other is a medical scientist and the other is a meteorologist. The balloons suddenly met.

Storm, push them both down, ensure the safety of the balloon, the problem is, investigate.

Which two people did you push down?

Soon, I received many answers, most of which were quoted by others, and the analysis was eloquent.

Prove everyone's advantages and disadvantages, and then put forward your own views.

But in the end, the jury awarded the first prize to a third-grade student whose answer

Yes:

"Push the fattest two down!"

Something bothering sb.

"Iraq and Japan are the most naughty children in the class," the head teacher complained to the female teacher. "It's the most annoying.

The problem is that the child is never absent from class. "

Guess wrong

Teacher: "Why don't you always wash your face?" Look, even your breakfast today? ***? Structure? Br> is on the face. "

Student: "What did you say I ate in the morning?"

Teacher: "Jam bread."

Student: "You are wrong, that was eaten yesterday morning."

Students' problems

Naughty Brown is often absent-minded in class, and he is always speechless when facing the teacher's questions.

Words, so the students call it "I don't know".

Once, Brown wanted to get back at his teacher and asked, "What did I see, didn't I?"

Legs, sliding across the kitchen floor, teacher, what do you think that is? "

The teacher thought for a moment and finally said "I don't know".

Brown solemnly explained, "That's water."

Count to 100.

A winter day. In class, Mr. Ivan stood with his back to the fireplace in the classroom and said to the students:

"Think before you speak, count to at least 50 before you speak, and count to 100 if it is important."

The students scrambled to count, and finally broke out in unison: "99, 100.

The teacher's clothes are on fire