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Ask a joke and have a good sleep.

Man: Talk? Woman: No.

M: Why? Woman: Busy.

Man: What are you up to? Woman: Play.

Man: What game? Woman: Games.

Man: What game? W: It's fun.

M: What's the fun? Woman: Yuck.

Man: Talk to me if you are bored? Woman: Get out.

Man: The ground is not clean! Woman: Shit.

Man: This is your shoulder! Woman: Do you want to die?

M: "Death" is on page 96 1 in the dictionary. Woman: dizzy.

M: I have something for dizziness. Woman: I took it.

Man: I don't feel dizzy after taking the medicine. Female: Big Brother.

Man: I know your sister. Woman: Please.

M: Goodbye, don't take it off. Woman: I'm going crazy.

Male: I call 120 female: You are a fairy.

M: Don't be superstitious. Woman: Is that still alive?

Man: You will have a better life with me. Female: 555.

M: 35 cigarettes are good, but they are harmful to health. Woman: Go to hell.

Man: I'm in an Internet cafe, and I'm not dead. Woman: Please leave me alone.

Man: Well, tell me the phone number, and I won't say anything. W: Why do you need a number?

Man: Women's Day is coming.

What flowers do you like? W: I like two kinds of flowers.

What two kinds? I'll give it to you! Woman: If you have money, spend it casually!

Man: You are so beautiful! Woman: What am I beautiful about?

M: Nice try. Woman: ....