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54 homophonic allegorical sayings, ancient poems, jokes and couplets in the fifth grade of primary school
1. The emperor's new clothes-attack
2, crossword puzzle: Level 1-Huai
3, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan
Crossword puzzle: an introduction to pig worship
5, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back
6, crossword puzzle: get out of the boudoir and get to know each other-good.
7. Crossword puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights-歼
8. Crossword puzzle: 72 hours-Crystal
9. crossword puzzle: the bright line at the foot of my bed-the study of ancient homophonic couplets in the fifth grade of Kuang primary school Part I: wine is hot without soup (hot); Bottom line: The lobby is cool and useless.
The first part: rain and ash piled up into (old) pockmarked seeds; Bottom line: The wind blows lotus leaves like turtles. The first part: the dog gnaws the river (monk) bone; The second part: The poem of flowing water Dongpo (corpse). The first part: Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou); The second part: Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong.
Part I: Teacher/Tanida Picking Grain (Monk);
Part II: Embroider a tailor (scholar) in front of a beautiful woman/woman's hall.
Homophonic xiehouyu
Light lanterns in the toilet-beg for death (according to shit) Confucius moves-lose all (books) green onions mixed with tofu-clear (green) two white pickles fried with tofu-my nephew said (salt) before playing lanterns-put lime on my uncle's mouth as usual-say (brush) hardcover Maotai-boil the lamp oil for a long time (wine)
The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea Without a Boat —— Stir-fried Chinese Green Onions with Cabbage Leaves —— Add pro (green) to pro (green)
Ancient homophonic poems
& lt Yang Liuzhi > Wen tingyun
A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)
Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?
& lt bamboo branches > Liu Yuxi
The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River. Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)
& lt untitled > Li shangyin
It was a long time ago that I met her, but since we separated, the time has become longer, the east wind is blowing and a hundred flowers are blooming.
Silkworms in spring will weave until they die, and candles will drain the wick every night. (Si-Si)
In the morning, she saw her hair cloud changing in the mirror, but she bravely faced the cold of the moonlight with her evening song. There are not many roads to Pengshan. Oh, Bluebird, listen! -Give me what she said! .
Couplets related to homophony
You get lotus root because of lotus, but you don't need plums if you have apricots. (fortunately, I don't need the media)
Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.
Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)
Lotus (pity) bitter pear (separation) bitter stomach acid.
a two-part allegorical saying
The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running to get an egg) The rain hits the plum head-bad luck. The horse shop buys pigs-that's not true. (Not in that city)-The weather in December. (Frozen hands and feet) A father kowtowed to his son-outrageous. What a nice gift! ) Toilet or stone-cause public outrage. (Causing public waste) Grandma is dead, son-hopeless. (No uncle)
The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. (But look at this page) Poke bamboo with a blunt knife-hard. How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? (What a big duster)-I don't want to. (Silence)
Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. (Too salty to do anything) Buried in an empty coffin-defiant. (Nobody in the Woods) Raw peanuts-you have to make a noise. (Must be blown up) Monkeys learn to walk-hypocritically. Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (Poop-dong) Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (Pick the skin) Play lanterns and move stones-do it. Wave a whip in the cultivated land-brag. (urging cattle) soaking stones in sauce jar-it's a long story. A thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue-an honest man. (Old Stone Man) The Tang Priest's book is serious. (True Sutra) Tie a braid behind it-breaking the law and discipline. (Tail hair disorder) The stove turned over-unlucky. (Pour coal) The rice cooker is smoking-I'm confused. (The rice is burnt)
A joke about homophones
Uncle Xing took a sip and said, "How's it going? The earth says that this wall is not strong. The gods will say, look. At first glance, this land is really a good wall. How could there be a crash? Touching his hand, he said, I thought it was a real wall, but I didn't expect it to be a fake wall! Hearing this, everyone burst out laughing. Jia Qiang couldn't help laughing and said, "Silly uncle! Hello! I didn't scold you. Why did you scold me? Use it to punish a big cup! " (Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions)
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