I'm awake. I lay down and thought all night, and now I've thought everything through. I've lived for hundreds of years, fooling around, and now

Wukong disciple:?

I was in a meeting that day and didn't answer your phone. There is monitoring at the venue, and some things can't be explained clearly by phone.

Looking back on the hardships on the way to learn from the scriptures, without you, the teacher would have been eaten by monsters and turned into fertilizer. I know you are a thoughtful and enterprising person, but now you have suffered these grievances. You have really made outstanding achievements in learning from the Western Heaven, which is a thing of the past. Times are changing. Skill alone is not enough. We should all keep pace with the times!

Among the four disciples, Bai's father is Aogang, the dragon king of the West Sea, a standard "official second generation" and "rich second generation". He was appointed as the executive vice mayor of Donghai a few days after he came back from studying the scriptures. Last time I was invited to visit, the ostentation and extravagance was much better than mine, CPPCC, vice chairman of Tiangong. Bajie and Friar Sand were sent to temporary training. Not only was the official reinstated, but it was unanimously passed by the Standing Committee yesterday, clearly at the bureau level.

You jumped out of a crack in the stone. You have no background and no resources. You must work hard by yourself. Don't look down on Bajie, learn from him in life. He is like a duck to water now, with a good upper-level line and great influence among female cadres. You only got two votes in the last election of outstanding young cadres. I voted 1, and you voted 1 yourself, didn't you? Bajie was far ahead in the voting. It is said that Chang 'e voted for him. The situation changes so quickly that all the teachers feel uncomfortable. Honest Friar Sand also established Liushahe Real Estate Company and built villas on the moon. Now I live with the Seven Fairies and have an affair with He Xiangu. There are dozens of houses alone. ?

Wukong, we must do a good job in the upper level and eliminate the adverse effects of being punished for making trouble in heaven. You have been temporarily in charge of the management Committee of Huaguoshan Scenic Area for more than 3 years, helping you coordinate for the teacher. Why haven't you turned positive yet? The reasons should be analyzed in depth. Overcome your personality defects and don't always feel jealous. And your monkey mouth. If you don't like it, talk nonsense. You must change it!

Now that you are alone, the people who exclude you spread rumors everywhere that this is a matter of style. If you can't become a family, how can you start a business? As a teacher, I think white is good. Last time people said you were hairy and a standard man. Don't cling to other people's past, it's time to think about it.

The king of my daughter country urged me to get married again yesterday. I want to do it as soon as possible. Although she is not as sexy as Spider Essence and as pure as Jade Rabbit Essence, she has a strong background, which is very helpful for her communication with the trunk line in the future. If spider essence and yutu essence want to be bosom friends.

Stop talking. I've said a little too much.

Don? Buddhist monk

The Monkey King's letter to Bai

Hello, Ms. Xiaobai!

First of all, I sincerely apologize to you and say I'm sorry. Yesterday, my master wrote me a letter. I watched it again and again, and it really touched my sore spot, like digging a hand in my heart, which made me suddenly wake up. I lay down and thought all night, and now I've thought everything through. Living for hundreds of years, fooling around, nothing today, it's a waste of life. It really hurts to think of it. Although the master is hypocritical, he is still very practical to me. I expressed my heartfelt gratitude.

In fact, Buddhist scriptures were written by the Jade Emperor and Bodhisattva. The journey is not as difficult as we thought. We could have sent a fairy with higher kung fu and got it soon. But the master is going to be promoted, but he lacks grass-roots work experience, so he is sent down to exercise, but he can't suffer himself. Let me, Pig, Friar Sand and Bai, who have made mistakes, follow the sparring partners and wait on him. Eighty-one difficulties are also counted by bodhisattvas on the road. Tang Priest is in no danger at all, and Guanyin Bodhisattva knows exactly where we went. Whenever I don't go to see her at a critical moment, she will definitely come in person or send an apprentice. With a wave of the lotus, all evil spirits disappear. And those so-called monsters, except you who have no background to earn your own living, are not mounts of immortals or goldfish raised by bodhisattvas. They all have the exclusive weapons of the gods. How can I beat them? I tried my best. At the critical moment, their master came and said, Wukong, let me take it away. What else can I say? Only bitterness, people with no background like you, were finally beaten to the ground. ?

Now, the age of promotion has passed, and I don't want so much. I just want to find someone to get married and live a good life. ? We are strangers. Of all the women I know, you are the only one I admire most. Although you are good-looking and capable, you create the world by your own ability, without relying on officials or wealth. Moreover, hardworking and brave, kind and virtuous. ?

In retrospect, I still like you very much. We are both temperamental people, romantic, honest and hateful. You are old, not young, and you will soon become a leftover woman. Why don't we live together? Go to your Bones Cave or come to my Guo Huashan. We can rely on Guo Hua to develop tourism, and I can also run a martial arts school, so that we can always get by. I support all your hobbies. Cultivate our children well. When they grow up, let them go to Tsinghua Peking University and become officials. Don't go our old way again. ?

I wonder if I can. I look forward to ... wishing you happiness.

Wukong

On August 20th, 20 12 in Huaguoshan.

White letter to the Monkey King.

Mr. Sun:

The letter has been received. Thank you for remembering me, but I can't marry you. I'm sorry I'm not a person who bears grudges, but I still have some heroism in those days. When you beat me back to my original shape, I was thinking, when you come back from the scriptures, I will come to you, then marry you, give you children, wash your clothes in water curtain cave, and turn over the soil for you on flowers and fruits. In fact, your master, Pig and Friar Sand all know that I'm a demon, but my master plays dumb and turns a blind eye. Bajie has other plans for my beauty, and Friar Sand is less courageous than anything else. Only you have a little temper and sense of justice, chasing me in public. I really deserved to be beaten at that time. Be a teenager, dream all day and hurt some people. You woke me up and taught me a lesson. I have to thank you.

But then things changed, and so did my thoughts. When you came back from the scriptures, your master was considered a good leader, making decisive decisions and being promoted to a higher leadership position.

I have a good life now. I have my own villa, my own car and my own children. You may not know that when you came back to Huaguoshan by self-employment, I was sitting on the stage in heaven and earth. Then I met your master. Your master always asks me to accompany him every time he comes. He told me that when he came back, he married his daughter's country. He also said that their feelings are not harmonious, and that woman has now become a tigress, nagging every day, checking the phone and QQ chat records. More importantly, since the birth of the child, the lady suddenly lost her figure and became unbearably fat, which quite offended the audience. Your master also said that he had a crush on me, but he didn't dare to take the liberty because he was inspecting himself organizationally. He would have come to me when he came back, but the woman's father and his boss are family friends and dare not offend. In a word, your master wants me to stay with him, and you can give me anything except birthright. Later, I moved to the villa your master gave me. Your master also gave me a white horse instead of a BMW. Although I know that there are women besides your master, including Spider Spirit, he changed his file, changed his age and arranged for reception in another unit. There are many clues, but there is nothing I can do. Last year, I gave birth to a son. I dare not call it Tang, but later it was called Bai Tang.

Mr. Sun, don't be angry and don't despise me. With you, I am famous, but I have no money. You may not know that I am afraid of poverty. We can't afford to buy a house now, and we can't live in a cave all our lives. Peaches are worthless now, not as much as I earn in one night on earth in one season. How can I live, raise children and send them to school in the future? It's too hard to remember. Now, as long as you have money, you will treat others with special respect, regardless of the source of the money and whether it is clean or not. You said you run a martial arts school, but I think I'd better forget it. You know how to persist, but you can't beat Jay Chou's nunchakus, so you can make money. I can only say that you take care. You should take good care of yourself and peel peaches. Now peaches have pesticides, so they can't be washed clean. It is said that Niu Wangmo is dead. Go and see Princess Tiefan. She's widowed, and maybe there's hope.

Goodbye, Mr. Sun.

Yours white bones

The Monkey King's letter to Princess Iron Fan?

Niu Sao:

I'm sorry for your loss

I'm sorry to hear that my eldest brother passed away! Back in those days, my eldest brother and I shared weal and woe, but we had a little dispute with him because of the master. I'm sorry to think of that, big brother. I am particularly angry with the master. For him, I have offended so many monsters around the leaders, but he is benevolent and moral on the surface, but his heart is dark. Last time he wrote to me to chase Bai, I thought Bai and I were a good match, so I wrote a courtship letter. But Bai wrote back that she was the master's mistress, mistress, and gave birth to a son, and I wanted to cry. Think about the invincible situation on the way to learn from the scriptures, and think about how many beautiful young devils survived under my stick. Now, they have no job, no money, no house and no car. They can only live in a leaky cave with a group of Po Hou who eat wild fruits. More think more angry, more think more angry, I anger from bravery, wrote an anonymous letter to the commission for discipline inspection, report the teacher * * *. Who knows, a few days later, the master came to me and asked me to find out who wrote the anonymous letter, saying that it was framed and must be severely punished, saying that I was capable and clairvoyant and could follow up the investigation. I once lost my heroism in an instant, and my master seems to be no longer my master. Now that he has dominated the world, he can pretend anything.

Well, I'm old now. Hundreds of years have passed, my courage and heroism have faded, and I can no longer afford to spend the holidays with my master. It is said that reading can cultivate a person's self-cultivation, so I want to be a learning individual, just to calm myself down and think about how to develop my career. For a while, I wanted to go abroad for development, learned a foreign language, and studied with that teacher Nimayang. When I was crazy, I beat all the female monkeys around me, and they accused me of domestic violence. For a while, I was anxious to see everyone succeed, so the research was successful. Except for this course, Lao An, who gave me a lecture, has never succeeded. So I also took a course called "How to get the essence", but hundreds of hospitals came to me and said that I could get 300Q coins per liter, which made me fantasize about buying one. I was so angry. But I couldn't stand up in a few days. For a while, it seemed that I began to combine my specialty with my career, and it took 72 changes. My grand goal is to attend the Spring Festival Gala, but no matter how good I become, people just let me do it modestly. They say I don't understand the hidden rules. Damn it, sometimes I want to go diving, and there is no host in Nima.

Mrs. Niu, we are all bad karma. After Niu Ge left, you are alone now. Poor thing. It is said that my master also went to see you, but you insisted on not letting him see the top seven. The master was a little annoyed and said, "You will regret it." The old pig also went. He went after the first seven days. It is said that the smiling pig's face has turned into a pile of meat, and you won't let him see it. Sister Niu is my good sister-in-law! It's just that you still have to be prepared. Lock the door when you sleep at night. If you find a spider, maybe a cyber hacker sent by a master is going to escape from prison. Never sleep naked, or you will "take pictures". Next time the host wants to drive you to tease you, don't go. If you touch milk door, your reputation will be ruined. And don't go to that charity he runs. His wet daughter made a "wet girl door" because she was beautiful. Don't join in the fun, get a door out. I don't know if you believe what I said, but it doesn't matter if you don't. I believe it anyway.

Writing this letter today, I have no other consciousness, just want to contact my feelings. I remember that year, in order to grab your banana fan, I became Niu Ge. The moment I hugged my sister-in-law is now my daily memory. My sister-in-law's iron body with a little tenderness made it difficult for me to control at that time. The "I can't bully my buddy's wife" that still exists in my heart keeps me on the bottom line. However, since then, I often go to Dongguan to study ISO international management courses to solve the pain of lovesickness. It's been 7749 days since eldest brother died. I wonder if my sister-in-law has any plans to marry another woman. Although I am reckless and thoughtless, after so many years of ups and downs, I understand a lot of truth. I think I can develop some new products because I can't be an official. The nunchakus in Jay Chou are well played and sold for a lot of money. Although my stick is inferior, it is big and small, and it can be retracted and extended. If you clone some, it is estimated that it will sell well in the market, especially for female customers. Also, if we can go together, your banana fan can be compared with my stick, and it can be expanded and contracted freely. Male customers will be happy to pay for it. We are actually a match made in heaven. We open a baseball fan development company, an online shop, advertise on major websites, pop up as soon as it goes online, spend some money to rank first, keep a dog and search frequently, let people all over the world know the efficacy of our products and make business global. If we have another life, we will call him monkey Lin Tie, send him to study abroad, and let him be CEO, COO or OOO when he becomes a turtle. As for HongHaier, I will treat him well, you can rest assured. I hope my sister-in-law will be fulfilled.

I wish my sister-in-law youth! Yuyan is not old!

Wukong

Smelly monkey: Go to hell! ! ! ! ! ?

How can you have such a mean idea? Haven't I suffered enough from you? You mess with me again. How lovely my precious son is. To please your teacher, you insisted that he was a monster. How can a child be a monster? It is fair for you to say that you have become a rich boy. Bullshit. You think I'm an idiot. Who doesn't know that I was arrested and became a servant? What's the future? Such a young child will stop learning. What will he do in the future? It hurts to think about it. My old cow, didn't you kill her, too? Do you think I don't know that he has a mistress outside? I'm playing dumb. There are no mistresses and mistresses in successful men now. What's the big deal? You smelly monkey insisted on telling the truth, which ruined my old cow's reputation and its future. It's on fire. His health is not as good as before. You hit him twice. He is a proud man. How can he hang out in society after you leave? You smelly monkey have the nerve to write to me. If I can beat you, I will definitely pull your muscles, skin you and drink your blood. Alas, it's bad luck to be a princess and end up like this. ?

Alas, after scolding you so much, I am almost relieved and my mind is much more peaceful. After all, you are my brother-in-law, and I can't blame you for some things. I'd better advise you as a sister-in-law In fact, after Bajie shamelessly came to me that day, I became his mistress. He gave me a house and gave me 200,000 pocket money every month. You may not understand how my sister-in-law indulges herself. Alas, in fact, what is indecent in this society? Bajie actually has many advantages (speaking of this sister-in-law's blushing, she feels very happy). Let's talk about those exams first: the first time you took four apprentices by plane, the plane broke down halfway, but there were only three parachutes. You say whoever answers the exam wrong will jump (that sly old fox hates it when he thinks about it). You were the first person to ask you how big China is, and you said it was 9.6 million square kilometers. You got it right. You asked Friar Sand how many people there were in China, and Friar Sand said there were 65,438+. The second time, you fly. What a coincidence! The plane broke down halfway. Your teacher came again and asked you, how many suns are there in the sky? Sure, one. You answered correctly and asked Friar Sand: How many moons are there in the sky? Of course, a sand monk got it right. What is hateful is that he asked Bajie how many stars are there in the sky? (Another trick), Bajie can't jump any more. On the third flight, the plane broke down halfway and the master came again. Just about to ask, Bajie said, don't ask, I'll just jump in. The old pig did as he said. What is even more hateful is that the master shouted on the plane: Bajie, there are four parachutes this time! ! ! ! ?

You laughed at it as a joke. In fact, you don't know, this is the wisdom of life of Bajie. We are all immortals, and we can't die if we jump off the plane. Just to make you happy, monkey. Sometimes you really have to learn from Bajie. Don't be so straightforward and annoying. ?

Well, I have no time to fool around with you. I'd better get down to business. It is serious to make a braised pig's trotters for Bajie. He said he would come to see me tonight.