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For many novice pregnant mothers, the process of childbirth is mysterious and scary, because those who have never experienced it will never know what the process of childbirth is like. Many people who have experienced it will say that childbirth is very painful, so women who are pregnant for the first time will inevitably be afraid.

When it comes to delivery, there will be many emergencies, and many times they are urgent. In order to race against time, neither doctors nor nurses can explain too much to the mother. Therefore, many pregnant women are in a "silly circle" state on the delivery bed, especially when they hear the dialogue between doctors and nurses, and many nouns are incomprehensible, which will inevitably lead to jokes.

On the Internet, a treasure mother shared her embarrassing experience when giving birth to her first child. The precious mother gave birth naturally and was told by the doctor that she needed to prepare her skin next when she was lying on the delivery bed. This precious mother has never heard of skin preparation, thinking that doctors are going to test the skin, so she has repeatedly asked nurses to be gentle. However, when I really started skin preparation, I realized that I was going to shave my private parts, and my face suddenly turned red. I didn't dare to see the nurse during the whole skin preparation process because it was too embarrassing.

The other baby's mother was delivered by caesarean section. After being pushed into the operating room, she heard doctors and nurses talking about "big milk" and "little milk". This baby mother is very strange. She thinks the doctor wants to let himself drink milk. She had never heard of this link during caesarean section. So he said to the doctor, "I'm not thirsty now, and I have no appetite." I don't need milk. "

The two doctors looked at Ma Bao, then looked at each other and said nothing. After giving birth to the baby, Bao Ma chatted with others, only to know that the "milk" referred to by the doctor at that time meant narcotic drugs, and suddenly she felt very blushing.

In fact, many treasure mothers will encounter some embarrassment during childbirth, because they have no experience and can't understand many technical terms, so it is inevitable to make jokes. But don't worry too much, because doctors and nurses are very experienced and will not affect the normal delivery work because of the jokes made by pregnant women. Pregnant mothers can rest assured.

The skin preparation mentioned by the first treasure mother above means that in the preparation stage of delivery, the nurse will clean the hair of the private parts of the parturient. This link is very necessary, because it can avoid bacterial pollution and ensure fetal health. In addition, many treasure mothers need to do lateral episiotomy during delivery, and skin preparation can also ensure the cleanliness of the perineum, so that there is no danger of infection during the operation and the recovery can be better afterwards.

When the baby is about to give birth, the doctor needs to give the pregnant woman an internal examination, and then he will say how many fingers to open. Opening a few fingers means how much the cervix is dilated. Generally, when the cervix is opened to 3 or 4 fingers, it means that the fetus is about to give birth, and it is time to go to the delivery bed to give birth. When it reaches 10, it means that the uterine orifice is completely open and the fetus is about to come to the mother.

There is also a word called "disappearance of cervical canal", and doctors will judge whether the uterus is open or not during delivery. Many treasure mothers will think that there is something wrong with the uterus when they hear that the cervical canal has disappeared, and they will inevitably feel scared and nervous. In fact, it is not necessary, because when the baby is about to give birth, the cervix will change shape with the contraction, and it seems to have disappeared, which is also an important signal that the baby is going to give birth.

Ma Bao, who is delivered by caesarean section, will hear what doctors call "big milk" and "small milk", which is not really about drinking milk, but synonymous with narcotic drugs. Because this anesthetic is close to the color of milk, many doctors will use milk as a representative.

It is very normal to encounter embarrassing situations during childbirth. As a treasure mother, don't increase the psychological burden, let alone be too anxious and nervous. Because doctors and nurses are very professional, they can cope with any situation freely, as long as they cooperate.

If you are too anxious because you are afraid of embarrassment, it will lead to abnormal uterine contraction, affect the progress of delivery, and even cause fetal distress and even dystocia. Ma Bao's anxiety can also lead to sudden situations such as massive bleeding, with irreparable consequences, so you should adjust your emotions and try to relax.

If you want to defecate or urinate on the delivery bed, don't endure it to avoid embarrassment, because it will oppress the uterus and affect the normal delivery of the fetus. Doctors and nurses are used to this situation and will not be disgusted by it, so they should leave it on the delivery bed, so as to end the delivery faster.

Even if there are some embarrassing scenes, you should always cooperate with doctors and nurses and don't claim for compensation because of embarrassment. Because childbirth requires certain skills and methods, if you don't cooperate with the doctor, the labor process will be prolonged and the mother and fetus will face more dangers.

Although the process of childbirth is full of conditions, as a pregnant mother, we should relax, know the knowledge of childbirth in advance, actively cooperate with doctors, and don't be overly anxious, so that we and our baby will be safer.