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How to say a beautiful sentence with humor?

1. Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

There are a pair of beautiful eyes on her face, dotted with childish long eyelashes, just like two crystal grapes.

3. She has ear-length short hair, always with two hairpins on her head, one on the left and one on the right, and tightly behind her ears, revealing a smooth and fair face. Her eyes are small, long and thin, but they are full of spirits. When she laughed, she became two cracks.

The nose is slightly upturned, giving people a playful feeling and looking cute. What she likes best at ordinary times is a dress with blue background and white flowers. This skirt is wide and big. As soon as she ran away, the skirt flew like a flower.

4, clear water out of hibiscus, naturally carved. The woman is about 2067 years old, with beautiful appearance and extremely flexible eyes.

5, you, like a green plum, exudes a long fragrance in the rainy season in the south of the Yangtze River.

6. He saw that the girl was fifteen or sixteen years old, with a oval face, thin lips and smart eyes, which was quite delicate.

7. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I find them very ordinary. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.