A joke suitable for telling your girlfriend.

A joke suitable for telling your girlfriend.

1, Xiaoming and Han Xiao go to the gym to play together.

Xiaoming saw a horizontal bar in front of him, so he jumped on it and did more than 30 pull-ups. Then he turned to Han Xiao and said. This is really interesting. Why don't you try?

? All right! ? Xiao Han went to the front, clenched his fists with both hands, and was lucky. He grabbed hard and lifted the barbell.

2. The jokes told by people who often eat garlic are called heavy-taste jokes; Jokes told by people who often use cold and sour toothpaste are called cold jokes; The jokes told by people who often don't brush their teeth are called yellow jokes; The jokes told by people with taste are called the best jokes; Jokes told by people who are not afraid of death are called fatal jokes; Jokes told when the mind is unclear are also called nonsense jokes; Jokes told by people with personality are called special jokes.

3. Do you know what is the advantage of watching jokes?

B: It can cultivate sentiment, promote blood circulation and enhance immunity. It can also be used for treating depression, schizophrenia, senile dementia, osteoporosis, myocardial infarction, coronary heart disease, cerebral thrombosis, anxiety, insomnia and hypomnesis. ......

A: Oh, with so many benefits, why do you need a doctor?

B: I think you laugh too much to find a doctor.

I turned on the desk lamp, but it went out as soon as it was lit, and the light bulb hissed. ? Hey, what's wrong with you?

The desk lamp sighed: Master, do you remember that friend you brought back last night? The one with yellow hair, nose ring, tattoo, smoking and swearing. ?

? Oh, I think he ran into you! ?

? Yes, that's what I do with poor contact. ?

5. The classmate's mobile phone fell to the ground, and some coins were mixed in his pocket. . .

A passer-by saw it and said, Oh, look at people, even the phone bill has been dropped. . .

6、? Why do you go out every night?

? Because my slippers are depressing! ?

7. Not laughing is a fake smile, not laughing is a snicker, and laughing together is a fake smile.

One person smirked, everyone smiled, one person didn't laugh, everyone laughed and joked, and everyone didn't smile and make a report.

Laugh that the sun is afraid of light, that women are shy, and that tigers are presbyopia.

8. Laughing makes people feel puffed up, laughing makes people feel stingy, laughing wildly makes people extremely sad, and laughing insidiously makes people shudder. The smile seems dull, but it is just right.

9. I went to the school hospital for the first time because I had a fever. The doctor and aunt handed me a thermometer without saying anything, and I put it in my mouth without saying anything? Aunt gave me a look and said softly: Underarm. ?

I thought about it, but I still cried out: Yeah! ?

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