Humorous jokes at the dinner table

1. At breakfast this morning, I found one of my dad's eyes swollen like a fish eye. Ask him what happened.

My dad said:? Your mother dreamed last night that I found 100 yuan and didn't pay it back. She beat me up in her dream. ? I asked if the dream was false.

My dad said:? Your mother washed clothes this morning and found my 100 ...

Tell me something about high school, it was quite simple at that time. I am a fresh meat in my class, and some girls like me. At that time, I received a love letter, which said: I will wait for you at the gate of the school canteen hotel at 9: 00 tonight. Of course, I will reply: I have no money, review at night!

Then. . . . Nima is single until now! !

3. One day, I took my wife back to her house, and my heart was full of butterflies, because I eloped with my wife and rode for a long time, and finally came to my mother-in-law's house. After I went in, my mother-in-law said a word. "You said, you took my daughter out for a year, don't at home, you say how to do it. ?

I was so scared that I almost squatted on the ground and held it for a long time. Look, auntie, I'm only taking your daughter out this year and I'll pay you back next year. This business really doesn't lose money.

4. Yang Zong: Manager Xiang, I heard that beautiful women in Huaihua are like clouds.

Xiang Manager: That's, that's, that's, that's, all beautiful women are exquisite art of life.

Yang Zong: That's right. I will go to Huaihua to engage in art when I am free in the future. I have to rely on the general manager to take care of me.

Mr. Xiang: Of course. Come to Huaihua sometime. Do me a favor and make a phone call. Discover, approach, explore, explore and deepen art together.

5. Manager Li: Manager Chen, I heard that there is a kind of wine in Hebei called Laobaigan.

Manager Chen: OK, Manager Li.

Manager Li: Is that wine low in alcohol? Always busy for nothing.

Manager Chen: > >; & gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt

6. Manager Zhang: Hey, be careful with the food. Manager Wang, your glans dropped.

Manager Wang: Manager Zhang is very humorous. He keeps talking while eating. I dropped my glans. Where's your moral integrity?

7. Manager Liang: Beauty Xiao Wang, I propose a toast to you. You are busy with everything, and you have worked hard.

Xiao Wang: OK, let's raise our glasses. Manager Liang has come a long way. Fuck!

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