Fried tofu joke

Everything in the sunset is beautiful, which is all due to the sun. The sun is eager to see the scenery behind the mountain. If you want to see it, you have to pursue it. Children's laughter is wonderful, all because of candy, because it also wants to hear children's laughter, and if you want to hear it, you must pursue it. Every excellent poet and writer is proud of being born, because of his ideals. Ideal hopes that the master will be better to himself. If you want it, you have to pursue it. Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He are good friends, and the story happened to them.

On the playground of primary school, sometimes, you will see two "little doctors" with glasses walking and talking arm in arm, so they are Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He. They are two fifth-grade pupils, introverted, elegant and polite. Maybe all the advantages add up to a good description. Of course, this was discovered later.

"I like writing. What about you? " Xie He asked, "Of course!" Chen Xiaoxi said firmly. They just started "novel chat" when Tao, who claimed to be the piano prince, said hello! Xie He turned white with surprise. Chen Xiaoxi immediately went after Tao. He was most afraid of it. Although Chen Xiaoxi has some wind and fire, she is very quiet when she studies. Xie He is a quiet little girl from the inside out. Wang Yu is Tao's best friend, but he often tells Wang Yu about the other side of Tao. After listening to the other side of their good friends, they decided to "leave the darkness behind the bright side" and help Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He deal with that Tao Xi.

Tao Xi, who has been kept in the dark, also discussed this plan with Wang Yu! Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He are also negotiating a plan! Tao and Wang Yu's ideas are naive. They want to sneak attack, but Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He already know their tricks. What are they afraid of? When Tao attacked He with his "invincible water bottle", the two "beauties" flipped over and patted the attacker's feet with their hands. Tao calls "Wang Yu" every day, which is really ineffective. In order to get away, they could only squeeze out a few small tears from lentils' eyes, and two kind girls saw him like this.

Who knows he hit two weak women with his "invincible fire" in the opposite direction. At this time, Wang Yu, a courageous man, helped Tao Xi and fell to the ground with a hoarse "ouch". This time, the two little girls stopped pitying him and left with a snort.

Poor Tao Xi fled the scene after falling. Hiding in the dark and looking at Tao laughed, even the quiet ones laughed their heads off. At this time, Wang Yu appeared and said to them, "Gentlemen, how can you thank me for my great help?" Chen Xiaoxi said: "KFC and McDonald's are free to choose." Wang Yu said, "Chen Xiaoxi, you buy a McDonald's, Xie He, you buy a KFC." Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He separately buy comfort products for Wang Yu.

"Well, delicious, or McDonald's delicious," Wang Yu said while eating, Chen Xiaoxi said impatiently, "delicious to stop talking. Eat quickly. " "Do you want some too?" Wang Yu said, "I'm afraid of getting fat." Xie He whispered, Wang Yu looked at Chen Xiaoxi again, and Chen Xiaoxi nodded and agreed with Xie He. Somehow, Tao Xi came over with his eyes closed and smelling the fragrance. "Wow, Lao Wang, it's not interesting enough for you to ask me if I'm spicy." "Tao Xi, this is for Wang Yu, not for you!" Xie He said that Chen Xiaoxi blocked Tao Xi with his hand. "Two elder sisters, please be good enough. I didn't have lunch. Let me have a taste. This is something I haven't seen for hundreds of years. " Tao Xi said sadly, "Think about it," Xie He said. After a while, Chen Xiaoxi gave Wang Yu a wink. Wang Yu immediately ran away with food, and Tao immediately chased him out. Xie He and Chen Xiaoxi smiled knowingly: "Let them have it."

As soon as the class started, Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He immediately thought of what this Chinese class was about. They said in unison, "Comment on the composition!" When the words are spoken, everyone is happy.

By the way, Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He like to comment on the composition class best, because they can see the teacher's comments on themselves again.

Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He are really good friends. The title of this composition is-friends. Xie He and Chen Xiaoxi's compositions are often read as model essays. This time, the teacher recommended their composition "Friends" to the headmaster. Published in the school newspaper, their compositions made the whole school students and teachers sit up and take notice of these two pairs of fifth-grade girls. Perhaps, it is this small school activity that makes Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He really embark on the road of writing.

This activity completely convinced Tao and Wang Yu. Tao Bai is a teacher and Wang Yu is a teacher. These two quiet little girls can take a boat in the belly of the Prime Minister. The past is over and they have started their "teaching plan".

Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He stick together every day, and the teacher seems to know that she is very relieved of these two obedient little girls and puts them on a table. And this "lesson plan" is to "unity is strength."

Every holiday, two serious "little teachers" invite their disciples: Tao and Wang Yu to teach together. The place where they teach is a small barn. The dirty barn has been cleaned by these four people. They used their pocket money to buy a small whiteboard, an eraser and a whiteboard pen (plus two boxes of whiteboard ink). All the preparations have been completed.

"Ok, let's start the class," Chen Xiaoxi said to his two disciples with his hands behind his back. "Hey? What about He Laoshi? " Wang Yu asked, "Oh, He Laoshi, she has something to do and can't come. Today, I will teach you how to write a proposal. " "…………"

Gradually, the writing level of Tao and Wang Yu gradually improved, and the four of them were considered as the "four donkey kong" of writing by the whole class.

Time waits for no one! "Four donkey kong" will soon be separated. Before graduation, the four decided to go to KFC with AA system. "All things must come to an end, what's more, we have been together for six years. I wish us a bright future. Cheers! " Chen Xiaoxi said that just as he was about to raise his glass, Wang Yu came over and said, "All things must come to an end, but now it's not us. Eleventh Middle School heard about our writing talent and let us enter the junior class of Eleventh Middle School for free. " Said, "Wang Yu, do you have a fever? If you want to be together, there is no need to lie to us! " , "really! Really! The car of Grade 11 is below. I heard that we recognized me here, so let me call you. "Chen Xiaoxi and Xie He have already run out. Yes, Grade 11 really wants to recruit them for free.

As soon as the "Four donkey kong" entered the Eleventh High School, many college students from the Eleventh High School came to meet them. "Hey, who is harmony? I heard that she is a great beauty! " "Who is Chen Xiaoxi? I heard that she has a glib tongue. We really want to see it. " "Well, classmates, don't make any noise. Today we will hold a party at school to introduce them! " The teacher on duty said to the flag, suddenly, all the universities jumped up.

Say in a more pleasant language: "My daughter's surname is Chen and her name is Xiaoxi. In the future, please ask many big brothers and sisters to make more concessions. " "This little girl is quite funny." When Chen Xiaoxi's words came out, the teachers and students present were full of praise. Here is Xie He: "Hello everyone, I am Xie He. Please give me more guidance in the future." "Good, good" college students agreed.

Eleventh high school is a famous school. Donkey kong School hasn't been here for a few days, and it is required to write a novel within one month. This is simply too difficult for ordinary 13-year-old pupils, but,, Tao and Wang Yu are no ordinary people!

"What should be the name of our novel?" Tao Xi asked, "Maybe, we should write ourselves out and call it Si donkey kong." "good!" Several people said in unison.

Donkey kong is really the masterpiece of the four of them. For a month, Wang Yu and Tao have never left their studio, and all eleven high school students are very strange. A month later,,, Tao,, Wang Yu and their "Four donkey kong" who worked hard for a month came to the guidance office. Dean Fan Ye said, "Dear four young writers, you have all fulfilled my requirements. If time is too tight, you can write for another month. " "Thank you, but it's not necessary. We have finished the novel, "Chen Xiaoxi said. Fan Ye asked, "Of course!" Tao Xi said humorously and handed his masterpiece to Fan Ye. "Well, yes, I have seen the introduction. Who wrote this introduction? The content is interesting and will certainly attract readers. If I am not mistaken, you have written down your life. " "hmm."

Dean Fan Ye showed the novel Four donkey kong to the headmaster. The headmaster was surprised and said, "Director Ye, you can see the potential of these four students by reading their works. That's great. Try to push the book Four donkey kong to everyone. First of all, we must recommend it at school and let competent parents or teachers recommend it to city people. "

Tao Xi, who was already very proud, even exaggerated after hearing the news, and even accepted his disciples. His every move made Chen Xiaoxi, the "long ear" who heard the news from all directions, know and told Xie He and Wang Yu. The trio decided to kick Tao out of the donkey kong band. Tao had the expulsion form in his hand and regretted it. He said, "Third, I know I was wrong. I think this is my first offense, so I will forgive you. " Xie He said, "Yes, Medham!" Tao Xi said.

Donkey kong's masterpiece was well received at school, and Zhou Xiangqi's wife, the teacher on duty, pushed donkey kong's masterpiece "Four donkey kong" into a "new bud". Perhaps this is God's separation of Chen xiaoxi, Xie He, Tao Xi and Wang Yu. Luo Xu, editor-in-chief of New Bud, wanted to cultivate Chen Xiaoxi and Xie Hepei into towering trees, but Tao and Wang Yu were not taken seriously, and four donkey kong became three donkey kong. She is also a little writer. She has published seven short stories, but she hasn't written a novel yet. Zhao Xintong introduced himself: "Gentlemen, my name is Zhao Xintong, and I am also a writing enthusiast. I hope we can be friends, ok? " "Well, we will be a three-donkey kong group in the future!" Chen Xiaoxi said, "Good!" Zhao Xintong and Xie He said in unison.

Zhao Xintong, Xie He and Chen Xiaoxi have continued to write Four donkey kong, and they plan to write another Four donkey kong (Part II). Editor-in-chief Luo realized that their potential was not enough, and he was going to let them take part in an activity, devil training, to give them a hard memory. Editor-in-chief Luo also wants them to take part in more activities and write their real thoughts, which will be more vivid and interesting.

On the first day of devil training, San donkey kong made many friends again. The battalion commander of the devil training camp looks very gentle, but he can teach people, but he is very strict.

The first day of devil's training:

When Chen Xiaoxi heard the news, he was very excited, but Xie He was very worried. Zhao Xintong didn't know whether he was excited or worried, but his face didn't show it.

In the long journey, it is 580 kilometers in total. When excited Chen Xiaoxi heard about the long journey, he even said to Xie He, who was already afraid, "Xie He, I really hope there will be snakes on the journey." "Don't think about it ..." What harmonic said in fear.

"ah! How beautiful! Xie He, don't regret it! " Chen Xiaoxi said, "Well, hey, Xiaoxi, are you inspired?" Xie He asked, "It has been there for a long time." Chen Xiaoxi replied. After returning to the dormitory, Xie He was a master painter, and Chen Xiaoxi wrote a beautiful scenery of the devil's training ground.

The next day:

Homemade lunch (homemade), write recipes.

This time, Xie He stopped worrying and Zhao Xintong breathed a sigh of relief, but Chen Xiaoxi was upset. Usually she doesn't even know how to cook the dishes cooked by her mother, let alone create them herself!

"Xie He, help me cut the cucumber, and Zhao Xintong, help me pour some oil." Chen Xiaoxi said, "OK!" Chen Xiaoxi quarreled again and asked Zhao Xintong and Xie He for help. "Xiaoxi, do it yourself." "Xiaoxi, don't call me." Both he and Zhao refused. Chen Xiaoxi is busy cutting this and washing that by herself. Xie He's homemade lunch is very rich, including lettuce, shredded cucumber and a bowl of seaweed soup. Zhao Xintong is also good, including: egg fried persimmon and fried tofu. On the other hand, Chen Xiaoxi is not a beggar, but a mixture of carrots and cucumbers.

"Harmony, try my fried tofu!" Zhao Xintong said, "Well, that's nice. Your cooking is really good. Well, try my lettuce, too! " Xie He ate and said, "Oh, great, you did a good job." "Stream?" Zhao and He Tong asked, but no one responded. It seems that she went back to the dormitory, and Zhao Xintong and Xie He had a delicious meal. When I came back, I saw Chen Xiaoxi eating bread. It's pathetic. I saw it and said sadly, "Xiaoxi, I'm sorry. I should have helped you." "Alas, a little back can't rely on society!" Chen Xiaoxi said weakly.

The third day:

Everyone makes a ceramic work of art.

When three people heard the news, they were all very excited, because they all loved ceramics.

"wow! The equipment is really complete! " Chen Xiaoxi said, "Yes." What harmonic commended, "yi? What about Zhao Xintong? " Chen Xiaoxi asked again. At this time, Xie He also disappeared. Chen Xiaoxi saw a sign posted on the wall: Please go to the mud to get porcelain clay. Now, all three have disappeared.

"I want red porcelain clay" Chen Xiaoxi muttered, and the three men got back their favorite color porcelain clay. Of course, only Chen Xiaoxi's porcelain clay is colored.

"Well, three classmates, today, we have a porcelain art class. ..... Now, you can do it yourself. "

Xie Hehe and Xin Tong's ceramic artworks are white, so they are engraved with many colorful patterns. The teacher gave them the following comments: rich in creativity. The evaluation for Xiaoxi is: bold and creative. But lacking imagination, not bad. When Xie and Xin Tong saw the "four unlike" of the stream, they all laughed. "Guys, what's wrong today?" Xiaoxi asked strangely, "You ... your ceramics ... are so funny!" ""Is it that funny? " Xiaoxi asked, "Ha, Xie He, can you be quiet?" Small west discontentedly replied, "good! Stop. " Xie He let out a cry, and Xiaoxi, Xin Tong and Xie He all fell down and burst out laughing together.

"Xie He, I wrote 80 diaries, and Xin Tong wrote more than 70 articles. It's just that you, being mysterious, didn't tell us, "Xiaoxi complained. "Great," Xie He said. "What's the big deal?" Xin Tong woke up from meditation and asked, "Today is my centenary sacrifice!" ""have we passed? " "It's over!" Three people said with one voice, Chen Xiaoxi immediately ran to see the editor-in-chief Luo Xu and told him the important news.

After the Hundred Days Festival, Xiaoxi went to Shenyang from Beijing for no reason. It turns out that she went to the exam. Xiaoxi's English is very good This time, she will go to Shenyang to take the CET-3. Xie He was very angry when he learned about it. "Xiaoxi's English is so good, sometimes I ask her English, and she actually says she is a layman?" "Don't be angry, what is this? Your good friend is angry when he says he is angry? " "……""……"

Months passed and there was no news from the stream. During this period, Xie He and Xin Tong created the novella Happy Growth. Luo Xu sent it as a masterpiece of "New Bud" to the international novel criticism hall-Fordlen Novel Hall in England. A week passed, and Xie and Xintong lost confidence. Editor Luo enlightened them: "Britain and China are two halves of the earth, and it will take two weeks at the earliest. Why did they lose confidence after only one week? " "I," Xin Tong just wanted to explain something, but heard someone coming outside; "Luobian, there is an urgent telegram for you." "oh! British Fortran Fiction Museum Post, British Fortran Fiction Museum! "Xie He" and "Letter Boy" are telegrams from Fortran Fiction Museum in Britain, said Luo happily. "I hope you can come to England soon." In this sentence, the editor-in-chief of Xintong,, and Luo became a group. Xin Tong and Xie He are going to England next month. The procedure for going to England was handled by editor Luo.

As soon as Xin Tong and Xie He arrived at the British airport, a familiar and friendly face appeared. "Stream" is strange for its new copper and harmony. "You." Xie Hegang wanted to ask something when Xiao Xi interrupted him: "Go back first, then go back to the dormitory."

Along the way, Xiaoxi told them: "I gave our information to Hartford, the main novelist's house in Fordlen, England, and he happily agreed with us."

"No wonder our novel was adopted. It turned out that the stream went through the back door. " Xie He and Xintong were not so excited when they first heard that they were invited. They felt a little lost.

Xiao Xi, you have changed. Xie He said, "Hum, I lost weight? Fat? " Xiaoxi replied absently. Xie He went on to say, "You haven't contacted us English for a long time. Have you forgotten us? " "You don't know how busy I am here. I only sleep for a few hours every day, mainly because the language school has to write novels and have culture classes. My grandfather won't let me go back to China, and the learning environment in China can't be compared with this. This time, you can come here smoothly and talk about your novel, mainly because of my grandfather's role? " Xiaoxi looked at Xie He contemptuously. It is true that "everything must come to an end". Maybe it's not a good thing that they meet again. The disappearance of Xiaoxi, He Harmonious's anger and Xin Tong's embarrassment broke half of their four-year friendship. The suspicion of harmony, the helplessness of Xiaoxi and the dissuasion of Xintong forced them to separate.

I stayed in England for four days, mainly novels. Both Xie and Xintong were eager to go home, but the stream didn't stay long. They went to the airport to see them off and bought many gifts. The stream is still in England.

Ten years later, Xiaoxi, Xie and Xintong all met in Hong Kong. They are still them, but their identities and status are different, and their friendship has faded. They don't have the passion of the year, just a touch of happiness. They met at sunset.