What are the math jokes?

Mom: "It is obvious that you have been in school for more than three months. Which do you think is easier to learn, Chinese or math? "

Mingming: "Math is easy to learn."

Mother: "Why?"

Mingming: "Because there are many new words in Chinese, there are only numbers from 0 to 90 in mathematics."

2, math jokes:

Grandma: "What is 1+2?"

Grandson: "equal to 3."

Grandma: "Correct, so you will get 3 pieces of candy."

Sun Tzu: "If I had known this, I would have said it was equal to 5!" " "

3. Math jokes

The baby is good at math, and can count from 1 to 10 at the age of 2. Later I told him that 0 is less than 1.

After eating jiaozi today, I said, "Baby, how many jiaozi do you want to eat?"

"0, 1,2,3?" He said, while picking up a jiaozi. "This is number 0."

The wife roared: "The next generation is still the life of programmers!"

4, math jokes:

Once, in art class. I don't know what the teacher said, except that the teacher said, "I just want to say four words' My God'."

A classmate, hearing this, said, "Teacher, you are wrong. It is simply two words. " After a short silence, the whole class burst into laughter.

God, what happened to the math in our class? The teacher was speechless.