Steal a joke

1. The dormitory is on the 6th floor. When I climbed up, I found that I didn't have my key. I went downstairs and asked my aunt to get it. Then I climbed up to open the door, returned the key and climbed up again. I found the door closed. A classmate next door passed by and asked, "You see your door is open. I will turn it off for you. " …

2. A buddy got up the courage to express his deep feelings to MM on QQ, and MM later replied: I am her mother, and I am here to steal food.

A big brother in the dormitory said one day, who is this wma? He sang many songs in my MP3.

4. Yesterday, I received a message from QQ asking to add friends: "I am your mother", and I immediately replied "I am your father!" I was rejected, and then I got a call from my mother saying, "Add me, quick!" "

5. I took my photo as a computer desktop on a whim … and then the computer was poisoned …

7. Visiting the supermarket, I saw a cashier carefully counting a pile of coins. A child ran over and sang: There are a group of ducks passing by the bridge in front of the door. Come and count, 24678. . . . Then the cashier was very depressed and poured the half-counted coins back and counted them again. ....

8. A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time and was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~". Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~".

9. The devil caught the princess.

The devil said: you can shout your throat out, and no one will come to save you!

Princess: Break your throat, break your throat!

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you!

Devil: Speak of the devil!

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Shit! Someone found out.

Shit: Nonsense, who found me?

Who: It's none of my business!

Devil: Oh, my God!

God: Who called me? !

Who: Nobody called you!

Nobody: I didn't! ! !

It is said that the devil has suffered from schizophrenia since then.

10. A mental patient was writing something, and the doctor asked, "What are you writing?"

"Write a letter."

"To whom?"

"me."

"What does it say?"

"Idiot, I didn't receive how do you know! ? "