What are the funny lines in Stephen Chow's movies?

In fact, I am an expert in changing social atmosphere, which is welcomed by millions of girls, stimulates the film market, enhances the connotation of young people, and is well-proportioned and graceful. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing! I want to introduce pizza's boyfriend to you. His hair is bad and ugly, he has little money, he has never studied, and his sexual ability is average, but he is handsome. Ha ha laugh .. Ah Shui is famous for picking up girls countless times, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is widely regarded as the lover of neighbors and the soul of tea restaurants. Everyone knows that Prince Egg Tower is proud, but he is kind-hearted and low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can make the best use of the fire that God has given to mankind and cook a super dish called the art of fire. After all, he is a fairy. Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ Oh, my God! Is that really the case? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry! Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk. Sir: I'm a left Qinglong and a right white tiger. The old cow is at the waist and the faucet is at the chest. If people don't kill people, the Buddha won't kill the Buddha! The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind ... whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! To tell you the truth, my name is Yushu, Pan An, Zhou, the prostitute who crushed Haitang with pear flowers! With your wisdom, can I scare you? I'm not afraid to tell you, I've seen UFOs since BB, which is what the world calls UFOs and UFOs. You got it? At the age of 4, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster, chatted with bigfoot in the Himalayas and guessed boxing. Plus, I play roller coasters every morning, pirate ships at night, pirate ships in the morning, roller coasters at night and pirate ships many times at dusk. Let me tell you something. Sir, you have bones on your forehead, light in your eyes, immortal reincarnation, immortal descent. I finally waited for you. Don't move. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster is inevitable, it's my destiny takes a hand. Even if I have to take a big risk, I'll let you see the whole picture. Ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts. All right! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he deserves to be a swinger. I love you! ! ! Do you think I can't find you if I hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman? Eliminating violence and safety is our obligation as citizens, and doing good deeds and accumulating virtues is also my own interest. So I help the old lady cross the street once a week, and I will do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays. No! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god! Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. There is a natural cycle, and the weather is beautiful. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River. What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong! I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, we must use condescending eyes and strong arms to save her from the ocean of desire!