When my period comes, I will send friends. Naughty talk about humorous sentences about my circle of friends during my physiological period.

1. The washing machine started the drum mode in the belly.

I have suffered a lot, and I can't stand any more grievances.

It seems that he was stabbed alive with an awl and cut a hole in his knee.

4. Now sanitary napkins have gone up by ten yuan a pack! I can't even get my period! ! ! ! !

Originally, I would get along well with my menstrual period, but my mistress with dysmenorrhea was in the middle.

6. No one can be responsible for your menstrual fever.

7. Everyone will leave you, even the aunt who comes back to see you every month will leave you.

8. The former, I hope you have your period every day now.

9. Menstruation is really annoying. Even if you have a stomachache, you can't be seen when you are uncomfortable. It's very humble.

10. Menstrual stomachache? Only you are a woman! Only your own mother can say this in person.

1 1. My monthly flow has arrived.

12. You don't know how much I love you, just like you don't know how painful my period is.

13. I really felt like a girl when I was tortured during my period.

14. Promise me that you won't do any exercise, especially the waist and abdomen, until my period is completely clean. I have a stomachache and can't sleep now.

15. Abdominal pain, low back pain, diarrhea, headache, menstrual syndrome. I want to do ppt, and I can type it.

16. I really don't understand what it means to menstruate once a month. My back hurts, my stomach hurts, and my whole body hurts.

17. I had a stomachache during my menstrual period and fell asleep on the tatami on the balcony. Wake up sweating. Fortunately, my stomach hurts less. It's too difficult.

18. Dysmenorrhea is not a disease, but it hurts to death.

19. If I don't have my period, I won't have dysmenorrhea. I think I will be very willing to be a girl.

20. Don't make any noise at night. My heart is like a needle. I will still see a smiling me all day.

2 1. Everyone can't personally feel the pain of others, just like a man never knows the taste of menstrual cramps.

22. My stomach seems to have been run over by an excavator. I graduated from Lan Xiang.

23. I have suffered a lot, and I can't suffer any more grievances.

24. Girls without dysmenorrhea probably saved the Milky Way in their last life.

25. I was anxious when I came, and relaxed and happy when I went.

26. It's really not easy to menstruate, but today I have a stomachache, a backache, a leg ache and a headache!

27. Why do you vomit during menstruation? Abdominal pain is no longer important. I really don't feel like vomiting!

28. I have a stomachache I'm going to have my period. what can I do? I don't have the right to "allow me to have my period".

29. I have a cold and runny nose today, plus menstruation, headache, stomachache and low back pain. Another day of being lazy and not exercising.

30. I feel that every time I come to my period, I am reborn, and there is a golden light on my head.