A humorous copy

1. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself at 1 whether you are cute and charming and make others jealous perfectly.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

3. What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.

I was drunk at night, and the wine made you drunk, and you made me drunk, and we were poor.

5. You have poor economy, inconsistent personality, colorful hobbies and messy life beliefs. The above are inseparable!

6. I quarreled with my girlfriend. After a while, she said, it's okay. Go to sleep first. I confirmed it again and again, and I felt really okay, so I was ready to go to bed, but she sent a dynamic message: after all, I still resist everything alone!

7. Sometimes when you drink some wine, you will always toss and turn in the cold moonlight. I don't understand. Why did I come to earth?

8. Taking the courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that the child is very similar to the old king next door after being disassembled.

9. I always treat money like dirt. Anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.

10. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now I feel really mean!

1 1. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can't help walking into one of the street barbecues and dinner desserts. They will gain a few pounds.

12. Slag students shared their experiences with me as soon as they met at the beginning of school, saying that they were only beaten for not doing their summer homework, but they were very happy throughout the holiday, which was worth it!

13. The three ugliest women in women's eyes: the rival of a good sister, the current girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend, and the ex-girlfriend of a current boyfriend.

14. You said I was short. You are a joke, but you will never hold your head up in front of me.

15. A person posted a question: Do girls think playing basketball is more handsome than playing badminton? Someone replied: mainly depends on the face. Handsome shuttlecock players, ugly golfers are like shoveling shit.

16. Don't ask me where I'm from, I'm alone.

17. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

18. When I was a child, I saw my father working hard, so I made up my mind that I would never work when I grew up.

19. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you!

20. The tragedy of being single is that a person accidentally gets hot and sour powder in his eyes and dares not go away to wash it. He was afraid that the waiter would accept it, so he had to finish it with tears in his eyes.

2 1. Sometimes two people who chat happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

22. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

23. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

24. Ancient robbery: I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by, keep the toll. After thousands of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.