Humorous eloquence classic sentence joke

1. According to my analysis of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

2. "Like a cat in an old alley, it is free but has no home." "When I first met someone, I said that being single was so fresh and refined."

God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

4. To be or not to be is a question; Whether to go to qq or bbs is a question; Whether to chase or wait for mm is a problem, and it is also a big problem!

I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

6. I can accept more homework, but I don't want to watch it.

7. Now the primary school teacher must be telling our legend.

8. I don't know what love is, but I will spoil you, care for you, care for you and tolerate you for a long time.

9. Grandma, your express delivery is too slow. Where did you mail my wife?

10. I'm not the interesting guy last year. I am a brand-new and interesting person this year.

1 1. A Dutch travel agency advertised: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night is long. "

12. In fact, there is no cold person at all, but it is not you who are warm.