Primary school campus kneeling for funny sketches (two people)

Location: Campus

Personality: monitor-male, likes to be lazy.

Labor committee member ―― female, with a bad temper.

A few classmates

(The curtain rises)

(The labor committee took some classmates and marched on the stage with cleaning tools. )

Labor: (Stopping in the center of the stage, the people behind almost hit her) Students, our task of cleaning today is to clean classrooms, public areas, and toilets that smell everywhere. The other two are in charge of toilets, the public areas are cleaned by Yan Chun and Hongshan, and the toilets are cleaned by the squad leader and Zeng Can. Let's get moving. You can finish early and go home early.

Monitor: What, I clean the toilet! Is this what you mean or what the head teacher means?

Labor: The class teacher said that I arranged all the labor, which is my arrangement and also the teacher's arrangement.

Monitor: (shouting) Why do you want us to clean the toilet? It's not fair. (Li echoed)

Labor: You are the monitor. You should take the lead and set a good example for us. You shouldn't be afraid of being dirty or tired.

Zeng: He is the monitor, so what am I? I have never been a class cadre. Why should I go?

Laborer: Look at your figure. You were born with a heavy responsibility. The toilet needs cleaning in such an important place. It must be you.

Zeng: Labor Commissioner, you respect me. I know my ability is limited. I think I'm more suitable for sweeping public areas. You'd better ask someone else for the toilet.

Monitor: That's it. We all have to work. Why don't you do it?

Labor: I'm a labor Commissioner, and I want to supervise you here. If you can't clean it up, who will be responsible?

Monitor: I am in charge. I am the monitor. I'll supervise

Labor: No, the class teacher asked me to supervise.

Monitor: That's just your excuse. You are a labor commissioner, so you should take the lead in labor. The dirtiest and most tired should go ahead, otherwise how can everyone obey you?

Labor: You think I want to be a labor commissioner? I wouldn't want to be a labor committee member if the class teacher didn't say that "men and women are matched and work is not tiring". Plus there are few girls in our class, I can't do it.

Monitor: Anyway, you just want to work with everyone. Can't be lazy.

Labor: (angrily) I'm lazy, and you don't look at how sloppy you usually clean. Either you can't clean the floor, or you forget to take out the garbage. If I hadn't supervised you before and after, would the hygiene of our class be so good? Can I still be lazy? How much personal time I wasted in class.

Yan: Monitor, forget it. She is a girl, why don't you make way? And there are only a few places in the toilet.

Monitor: If you get a bargain, let me know. Is it easy to stand and talk?

Yan: You can't say that. It is not small for us to sweep this public area, and it is also a matter of two people to sweep several places in the classroom. We have suffered a lot. You also assign two people to clean the toilet, so you can do it simply.

Monitor: No, a sergeant can be killed, not humiliated. People saw me cleaning the toilet and thought I had made some mistakes.

Zeng: In my opinion, it's still the usual practice, scissors, stone and cloth, three games to decide the outcome, and the loser to clean up.

Labor: haven't you had enough trouble?

H: Do you want scissors, stones or cloth? Only you and the monitor, we won't attend.

Worker: that's enough, two big men, clean the toilet. Good mother, I'll go. I'll go to the class teacher later and make things clear.

Zeng: No, no, just say what you have to say. There is no need to ask the teacher everything.

Labour: I won't snitch. Don't be afraid. I'm about to resign. If I don't, you can get what you want.

Yan: Never. If you don't become a labor commissioner, who will supervise us afterwards? You'd better do it.

Zeng: Yes, you are right.

The other two students are carrying cleaning tools.

Li: Report to the Labor Committee that we cleaned the classroom. I'll support you.

G: Why haven't you started yet?

H: There is still a heated discussion here about who will clean the toilet.

Li: What are you arguing about? Let's clean together. Not just a few places.

Monitor: (ashamed) No, just the two of us. You can help clean the public areas, but don't help here.

H: Haha, the monitor changed his mind.

Monitor: It was my fault just now. No matter how dirty the toilet is, clean it. I am the monitor, so I should take the lead. Let's move, today we are going to be the cleanest and best class in the school.

Everyone: OK, we are the best.

the end