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My favorite Spring Festival party program.
The first phase (20-2 1)
1, the opening song and dance "Hu Yue Long Teng Chun Lai". The opening song and dance of CCTV Spring Festival Evening highlighted the multi-ethnic elements of China and set the theme of "Happy New Year's Eve" for the party.
2. Crosstalk drama "I can't let him go". Performers: Feng Gong, Liu Jinshan, Shao Feng, Yan Xuejing, Cecilia Han. Feng Gong plays a living Lei Feng character in the play and saves an injured uncle, but he is mistaken for the perpetrator by nurses, family members and journalists in the hospital. In the program, Feng Gong sang some old songs and quoted some popular online words in 2009, such as "Your mother asked you to come home for dinner" and "Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend". At the holiday party, the theme was too long to be concise.
3. The song "Let's Dance". Singing: Song Zu Ying. China's top folk singer. The dance of hundreds of people makes this program magnificent, accompanied by Song Zu Ying's sweet voice, which is a kind of enjoyment. However, compared with Song Zu Ying's representative works "Love China" and "Spice Girl", it is difficult to sing in public.
4. The essay "One Word". Guo He teamed up again to play a young couple with harmonious feelings. In order to show their loyalty, the two made an appointment to call each other's friends in a hands-free way. As a result, Guo's friend called and said, "Dongzi is right next to me and just went to the toilet." Niu Li said angrily, "Friends and friends help each other lie down together." Unexpectedly, Guo called a friend, and he also said, "I had dinner with Xiao Li and just went to the bathroom." . In the sketch, Guo has a funny line, "You always pull your ears, if you dare, you pull your hair". Classic lines: "in a word, if you speak well, you can do it;" In a word, if you don't say it well, it will spoil the broth. Isn't it just a sentence? Give your heart some sunshine. " "Prove a lie with a lie, and you will get a lie. "
5. The song "Love each other". This song was sung by Chinese mainland Sun Nan and Hong Kong singer Joey Yung, Taiwan Province singer Wang Leehom and Macau singer Yu Cuizhi. I thought it was the old version of Love Killing, but I was surprised to hear the new version of Love Killing. It shows the theme that we are a loving family on both sides of the Taiwan Strait.
6. Dance "Toy Shop Night". In the program, the animals in the toy store came alive one by one and played with the children in the kindergarten. This program is full of fairy tales. Popular cartoon images such as Pleasant Goat and Taro Ash are added, which is full of childlike interest. This program can not only firmly attract children's attention, but also evoke many beautiful memories of adults. Classic lines: We like you!
7. Who do you cross talk with? Senior comedians such as Jiang Kun and Dai Zhicheng appeared again. Jiang Kun felt that Dai Zhicheng had cooperated with him for many years and wanted to change a new match without sparks, so he found Zhao Jinsheng under the recommendation of Yuan Longping. After seeing Zhao Jinsheng, Jiang Kun felt remorse and hoped to cooperate with Dai Zhicheng again. As a result, Dai Zhicheng abandoned him. Comedians in Jiang Kun are too formal and formal. At this point, Jiang Kun should really learn from Zhou Libo in Degang Guo and Shanghai. Coupled with body language, speaking, learning, teasing and singing, it is possible to create good works beyond the level of Jiang Kun's original representative works "Escape from Danger" and "Photography".
The second period (2 1-22 hours)
8. Dance "Lotus Pond and Lotus Language". This program gives people exquisite enjoyment. After reading Moonlight on the Lotus Pond, people will think of Moonlight on the Lotus Pond by Zhu Ziqing and Autumn Rhyme on the Lotus Pond by Ji Xianlin.
9. Paper "Plastic Surgery". Huang Hong, Gong Hanlin, Lin Yongjian, Jin Yuting. Huang Hong and Jin Yuting are a couple. After Jin Yuting went to Korea for plastic surgery, the ugly girl played by Lin Yongjian became a beautiful woman. This led to a misunderstanding of Manager Huang Hong (Gong Hanlin). When the last rehearsal of 1 1 Spring Festival Evening arrived, all the dust settled, and Jin Yuting, who was deemed to have missed the Spring Festival Evening in the Year of the Tiger, was unexpectedly "resurrected" and became the only actress in Huang Hong's sketch "Plastic Surgery".
The sketch originally prepared for the performance was "Twenty cents a foot". Lao Hong has two jujube trees at home, and his amateur business is to let tourists kick jujube trees to make money. Gong Hanlin Road, which is fishing in the countryside, is kicking dates. Two people around how to kick a tree, poking fun at real estate business, China football and other topics. Due to copyright issues, this sketch can't be staged.
10, the song Legend. In the eyes of the audience, Faye Wong has always been a maverick singer, singing quietly and having a magical atmosphere without accompaniment. This time is no exception, when Faye Wong rose slowly from the lifting platform of the stage, singing ethereal songs.
1 1, composition Breaking Through. Performers: Yin Tao, Yan Ni, Liu Min, Chai Quan, Liu Siyan, Vivian. On the 60th anniversary of the National Day, the female soldiers of the Flying Team all hope that they can participate in the military parade. Unfortunately, the number of places is limited, and one of them can only be used as a backup. Yin Tao finally gave the quota to other female soldiers. In the sketch, there will be a collective appearance of female pilots who participated in the military parade on the 60th anniversary of the National Day, which will add a lot of color to this program.
12, singing and dancing "long live the motherland". Han Lei's white clothes and Jia Lei's red clothes symbolize purity and enthusiasm. An indispensable typical Dang Ge.
13, the song "Harmonious Home". Five songs with the ethnic styles of Zhuang, Mongolian, Tibetan, Hui and Uygur, such as Harmonious Home, Beautiful Scenery of Zhuangxiang, I have an appointment with the Grassland, Zhuo Ma, Sister's Shandan Blossom and Happy Days, reflect the festive atmosphere of unity and harmony in the big family of the Chinese nation.
The third period (22-23: 00)
14, composition "fifty yuan". Performers: Zhou Jintang, Yin Beichen and so on.
A couple played by Zhou Jintang and Yin Beichen opened a steamed stuffed bun shop. One day, they received a counterfeit money from 50 yuan. As a result, the wife accidentally gave the fake money to the police. In order to avoid being told the truth by the police, the boss tried many tricks to change counterfeit money, which led to a farce. This sketch is the only one in the southern language style at the party, and it is not easy for the southern sketch to appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening, which is also the result of the director group taking care of the tastes of the national audience. It would be better if Shanghai crosstalk performer Zhou Libo could attend. Classic line: "Don't cause a bloody case for buns."
15, the song Reunion. The highlight of this Spring Festival Gala is the reunion of Little Tiger, a provincial TV station. Three "middle-aged tigers" dressed in white still stand in their original positions and are still familiar with three classic old songs: Love, Butterfly Flying and Green Apple Paradise. The song reproduces the years and evokes the beautiful feelings of many listeners when they were young. There is less youth in the song and more vicissitudes of the years. In middle school, I also liked these three sunny and handsome "tigers".
16, close-up magic. Liu Qian's Magic in Taiwan Province Province. First, put Huiyuan orange juice in a cup, the cup is turned upside down, and the orange juice disappears instantly. Playing cards in the case of carrying, in order to discharge color. Third, let the coin penetrate the glass table instantly. Fourth, let the audience put three coins under the glass table. In front of the camera, Liu Qian directly penetrated the glass with his left hand and took out three coins. A moment to witness a miracle. Then lift the glory of last year's Spring Festival Gala.
Interesting dialogue: Liu Qian: I clean the glass with a paper towel. Guess what will happen? Dong Qing: No idea. Liu Qian: The glass is clean! The audience laughed!
17, dance "Jump in Spring". Totem, dancing braids, rapid drums. Rough singing. Brothers and sisters of all ethnic groups perform together. Ancient and modern blend, yearning for the future.
18, composition "Family with Graduates". Performers: Guo Da, Cai Ming, Xiao Guo, Huang Yang. Cai Ming and Guo Da are a couple. After their son graduated from college, Guo Da asked him to sell potatoes, but Cai Ming was so worried about his son that he hired a young girl to buy potatoes. When Guo Da talked to the young girl, Cai Ming had to gag to cover up their agreement, which caused a ridiculous farce. Classic Quotation: Cai Ming: "If my son has this ability, this is not Guo Xiaoda, but Avatar." "Your father is out."
19, the song Happiness. Singers: Zhang Ye, Lv Jihong. A beautiful, romantic and warm song. I wish my parents good health and family reunion. Happy people are the most beautiful. This song is both sweet and lyrical.
20. Dance "Chasing Dreams". Personally, I feel that this program is average and I haven't seen any wonderful performances. I saw a group of young people running around in the background of urban buildings. Personally, I feel that this program is more general. Let's have a young man recite young chinese by himself, with pictures of backward old China and developing new China today.
2 1, the song "Smile". Singing: Mao Amin. There is a line in the lyrics "The world smiles because of us". I don't understand? Why does the world smile because of us? The lyrics are wishful thinking. I think what China needs more is development and strength. Make good use of economic strength, scientific and technological strength and educational strength. At the same time, we should attach importance to the construction of China's national defense forces in peacetime.
The fourth issue (23- 0).
22. Acrobatic "Headlight Man". This program has just won the highest prize in the 34th Monte Carlo International Acrobatic Festival. People who like acrobatics should not miss it. Acrobats often do a lot of actions beyond our imagination, which contains a lot of sweat and hard work of acrobats. The artists of China Acrobatic Troupe are good!
23. Children perform hundreds of surnames. Lead out the song "Long Wen". This is the theme song of the 2009 Happy Dictionary special program "Happy Learning Chinese Studies". The cooperation between beauty TanJing and Hong Kong singer Eason Chan.
24. Essay "Donation". Performers: Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Wang Xiaoli, Sun Lirong and Yu Yang. Zhao Benshan and wang xiaoli played a pair of in-laws. They made 30,000 yuan selling corn together. Zhao Benshan originally wanted to donate 3000 yuan. As a result, he pressed another zero and donated all thirty thousand dollars. A TV reporter played by Xiao Shenyang came to interview the donation story. Zhao Benshan was ashamed and embarrassed to tell the truth. He played a lot of jokes with Wang Xiaoli, who was in a hurry to get money for the wedding the next day. Zhao Benshan's Spring Festival Gala programs in recent years have been pushing his apprentice every year. In 2009, he became popular with Ya Dan and Little Shenyang. This year, "Liu Neng" wang xiaoli in "Country Love" got a promotion. Is it red? The whole sketch revolves around the struggle between Zhao Benshan and wang xiaoli for "whether to get the donation back", which is slightly thin and unconvincing. Many roles also distracted the audience: two reporters, Xiao Shenyang and Yu Yang, basically became "human props" running around, and Sun Lirong, who appeared in the second half, cried and laughed for a while, so it was difficult to get into the play. Although there are some jokes in the lines, it is difficult to find classic lines that can lead the buzzwords of the New Year, such as "This can be done, this really can't be done" and "One eye closes, one day goes by" in last year's Not Bad Money. In addition, the reporter's role played by Xiao Shenyang is basically a series, and he did not play his funny skills, which completely became a foil. Classic Quotations: Zhao Benshan: The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each wave is longer than the other. How rich Americans are! Why didn't they borrow money from China this year? Shenyang: I found you on the way to sogou. Zhao Benshan and the widow worship heaven and earth. Wang xiaoli: You and I are like two piles of dry wood. You stirred your firewood pile, then peed and watered my firewood pile. My evaluation is that this year's program is not as good as last year's "Not Bad Money".
25, the song "clap clap". Singing: Jie Xiaodong, Cai Guoqing, Wang Li, Wu Na. Chinese idols and powerful singers. Bathe in the sun and chase your dreams.
26, the song "sunshine avenue". Military singer Yan Weiwen still has a deep voice of honest and frank. On the sunny road, the pace of progress is unstoppable day and night.
27. The song "We Grow Together with the Motherland". Composed of four classic songs, such as "Let's paddle" and "Where is Spring", Hu Songhua, Li Guyi, Tu Honggang, Wang Li,, and Nailin took turns to appear. What passes is the years, but what remains unchanged is the inheritance and singing of classic songs.
28. The song "Towards the Renaissance". Yin Xiumei and Dai Yuqiang sang the theme song of the large-scale music and dance epic "The Road to Rejuvenation" at an absolute high level. We are outstanding sons and daughters of China, writing a new chapter of the times. Stand up and don't be afraid of the storm. The picture shows the magnificent scenes of several military parades in China and photos of several generations of leaders in China. Move towards revival and create brilliance.
At this time, at 23: 59, firecrackers exploded outside the house, and the host could not be heard clearly. At zero o'clock sharp. Zero, the new year, the year of the tiger has arrived.
The fifth issue (after zero)
29. The song "Song of Prosperity". Yu Junjian, zhangyan and Chen Sisi sang, continuing the joy of welcoming the zero-hour bell. Good days are sung every day, and today is the most beautiful in five thousand years. I think we should have a sense of urgency and a sense of crisis when we are prosperous, such as the current Sino-US relations, the high housing prices in China, whether being an official is really for the people or for power, and the employment rate of college students.
30. Crosstalk "Big Talk". Newcomers appear in language programs, and Jia Ling and Bai Kainan's two post-80s performances incorporate vocal music, body and other performance elements. Crosstalk performances are diversified, but the crosstalk burden is too bad to make people laugh. Female performers repeat the language many times and take pleasure in nausea. My evaluation; The worst show! These newcomers still need to learn from Hehou.
3 1, the opera "The Red Chamber Praises Flowers". Performers: Yu Kuizhi, Li Shengsu, Meng Guanglu, Yuan Huiqin and Han Zaifen. China traditional opera programs are the favorite of grandpa and grandma. Young people nowadays don't seem to like such programs very much. The opera also sang the popular song "Two Butterflies".
32. Singing. Three groups, including Tang Chao, Pang Long and Lv Wei, sang three songs, which were mixed with folk and popular singing. The second song "Song for Parents" is good. Dear parents, I love you forever! The continuation of the successful "mix and match" between Song Zu Ying and Jay Chou in the Spring Festival Evening of 2009.
33. Dance and Wushu "play chess". Watching programs and performances is very special, and the combination of martial arts and dance is refreshing.
34. Song combination. It is composed of popular pop songs, such as South of the Cloud, I Love Your Girl, Sky Blue and so on. Singers such as Phoenix Legend will be loved by young people.
35. Crosstalk "Supermarket". Li Weijian and Wu Bin imitate promoters in cross talk and satirize TV shopping advertisements for many problems. The two performed tacitly, and cross talk can boldly expose the shortcomings of the times, which makes people enlighten and think after laughing. My personal evaluation is better than the crosstalk performed by Jiang Kun and Dai Zhicheng.
36. Song and dance "I want to sing". Xiong Rulin and Shi Peng, who came out of Dream of China, starred as young singers.
37. The song "Ballet in Spring". Wang Ying and Mohong's soprano bel canto ended the party. Dance a spring ballet, and spring is coming. Bloom youth, no regrets.
38. The song "Unforgettable Tonight". Performers: Guan Mucun, Tong Tiexin When this familiar song is played again, people really feel that beautiful spring has really come and everything is a new beginning. Cherish the new year, plan well and work hard to make the Year of the Tiger leave more beautiful times.
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