Humorous sentences that ridicule life

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1. The weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

2. Instead of mixing, it's better to cook, not to be second, not to be soaring.

3. Life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.

4. Get up earlier than a chicken, go to bed later than a cat, and earn less hair than a bald man.

5. I want to make a download software, and its name is Muer. Because lightning can't be heard.

6. When I love you, I am what you say. When I don't love you, what do you say you are?

7. Simplicity means that those with wings are angels, and those without wings are idiots.

8. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is simply insulting my dark circles!

9. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

1. When you are completely full, ordinary young people will complain with an empty face: I am full, while eating food is relaxed: I will take a break.

11. The painting that was wrong at the first stroke had to be scribbled all the way.

12. The face is a thing apart from the body, but whether it is necessary or not, money is a necessary thing and it has to be taken.

13. Don't be too confident in yourself. There are more people who can take care of you than you think.

14. For girls, it's not so terrible to gain a few pounds. What's terrible is that their best friend has lost weight again.

15. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find I worry too much.

16. Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing.

17. You always leave without worrying about my feelings. I knew at the first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

18. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and waiting for death, planning for one day and lying dead for one year.

19. I told myself a good night story. The plot was ups and downs, and it was exciting. Now I'm too deep into the play and I'm still chasing the murderer. I'm not sleepy.

2. Where you fall, you get up. Always falling down somewhere, I suspect there is a pit!

21. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't talk so much about what you like to hear.

22. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

23. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

24. Plant cactus instead of letting people lie down!

25. Mixed society is a manual work, and four lessons are emphasized: flash, turn, soar and move.

26, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench, because: I am undercover!

27. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

28. You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

29. After the English listening test that year, I realized a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

3. Before, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

31. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

32. Everyone smiles beautifully, but you are different. You look funny.

33. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am a prince.

34. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside was shouting that he was unfamiliar and didn't want money. I went to see him, but I really didn't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

35. What does it feel like to be short? Clearly want to stare at people, suddenly became cute.

36. I'm in pain when you leave, and I'm the only one who smells the fart in the future.

37, don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me handsome, I'm afraid I can't stand it, I'll go with you all my life.

38. It's not that I'm mentally gloomy. I think this air pollution is made by those mask manufacturers.

39. People with dirty mouths are generally covering up their inner integrity.

4. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God.

41. Young people should not always think that pies will fall from the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?

42. You are young, but your weight is not light. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

43. What is the pain that can be touched? It's just that I feel so hungry that I still have a lump of meat when I touch it.

44. Tomorrow's April Fool's Day, the teacher said that there would be a class, and the more I think about it, the worse I feel. No! Can't go to class!

45. You said you would like to live with me forever. No, I want to have black hair.