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What is the allusion to laughing off the fangs?
One day. Someone takes a bus.
What about this guy? Usually in life and work. Being evaluated by colleagues is the person with the least sense of humor. Someone told him a joke. No kidding. The joke-teller himself laughs stagger. But who is it? Look serious. Look at each other doubtfully. I don't know. This makes the joke teller lose face. What the hell? The joker laughed himself to death. You can't just smile. This kind of thing often happens. Gradually, people who love telling jokes will never tell jokes in front of others again. A teller joked. How did this happen? When I was in a joking state. He has a serious face. Like I'm an idiot. There are also a few people. Not believing in evil. They said. I can't believe he's not laughing. I have searched my stomach. Clean joke. A dirty joke. A dirty joke. Red jokes. Black jokes. Green jokes. I got it all. They took turns to fight. On the edge of the enemy. Someone watched them mutter in front of them, turning their lips. Thought they had some kind of illusion. Reach out and touch their foreheads from time to time. That's good. People who used to laugh. Be amused by someone's foolish behavior. I laughed so hard that my appendix almost fell off. Will naturally be defeated. Since then, no one dares to tell jokes in front of others.
Until one day. Someone takes a bus. Someone climbed the rings by hand. On your side. At this time, someone was talking on the phone and a woman was talking on the phone. This woman has a loud voice. The whole carriage can hear you. The woman said. Is he 5 feet 7 inches tall? No 1.7 meters. Don't tell me. Is he handsome? Don't tell me if you are not handsome. At least 1.7 meters. Okay, okay, I won't tell you. Then the woman hung up. Someone is standing sideways next to this woman. Someone wants to see this woman. Someone wants to. This woman must be a beautiful girl. Otherwise, she wouldn't speak so loudly and deliberately in the carriage. Someone always wants to see this woman. But I'm embarrassed to see it. I'm afraid this woman will know that she is looking at him sideways. Another reason is that. Some people are not 1.7 meters. Only a little over one meter six. This will naturally not be seen by her. Peeking at him like that again. She'll laugh. That's it. Some people want to see it but are afraid of being laughed at. Someone just wants to. We will see it when we have the chance.
This has passed several stops. That woman wants to get off. She wants to pass someone. Someone leaned over again. He also looked at the woman. After a look. Someone was taken aback. After the shock. Someone's deep humor was shocked. Someone laughed. It turns out. This woman is not a beautiful girl. But a complete dinosaur. The whole body is wrapped in a considerable layer of fat. A face looks silly. Material desires are smoked. Someone laughed when he watched her get off the bus. Someone smiles beautifully. I'm shaking badly all over. Climbing the rings with one hand is a bit untenable. I had to tie my other hand to the ring. Someone bent over with laughter. So someone is hanging in the air. Like a hanging shrimp. Someone's stomach hurts, too. Because I got hung up. It's hard for someone to hold their stomach with their hands. I grinned painfully for a moment. Then a front tooth fell out. A few jumps. Just jumped out of the car. Someone dropped his tooth. In a hurry. Jump out of the window. Jump out of the walking bus. Go get his front teeth. Just then, the people in the car began to exclaim. When someone laughs. They all hide far away. Think someone is crazy. Dare not approach.
After someone found his front teeth on the ground. I soon found an acquaintance. Speaking of this joke. This XXX has been defeated before. He can't believe that someone can tell jokes. Also show a puzzled look. Reach out and touch someone's forehead. He didn't burn this so-and-so idea. Is he crazy? At this time, some people still don't laugh when they see people. Just spread his front teeth on his hand. Show the teeth in his mouth. Sure enough. Someone saw it. He is very happy for someone. Laughed, too In the process of laughing. Laugh too hard. So-and-so also lost a front tooth.
So next. The joke got around. Everyone who is amused by this joke. It's like being infected. They all lost their front teeth.
This is the origin of the story of laughing off the fangs.
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